Twinkle Khanna takes a dig at Modi's Acche Din

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Posted: 6 years ago

India too has had its share of April Fools' Day pranks. The one I remember clearly was when Cine Blitz, a film magazine had an April cover with what they claimed was Sridevi's sister. A pale-skinned woman with red pouting lips and a silk turban (Err... this was the era of glamorous turbans for some bizarre reason). This alluring creature turned out to be none other than Anupam Kher!

But the days when Indians celebrated April Fool on a single day are long gone. Just take the last few months. We had a tiny zircon, Nirav Modi, fooling the banks into thinking he was a real gem. Then our science and technology minister claimed that it was Stephen Hawking who said the Vedas have a theory that is superior to the theory of relativity.

Then we have the Rs 3,600-crore Shivaji statue, which is now going to be even taller from 192m to 210m, according to a report in this very paper. Congress leader Prithviraj Chavan, meanwhile, is accusing the BJP government of making the proposed statue shorter. This is literally the height of absurdity. Either way, the statue will prove to be very useful in the future, as it ensures that all 1.3 billion of us have enough space to repeatedly bang our heads on its vast surface

Around the world, April Fools' Day comes once a year, but we Indians celebrate it every day, we just call it achhe din


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Posted: 6 years ago
Ye husband wife ka badhiya hai...hubby licking ass of right and wifey cozying with left...dono taraf se pally...paanchon ungliyaan ghee mein aur sir Kadhai mein..
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Originally posted by: .Mishh007.

Ye husband wife ka badhiya hai...hubby licking ass of right and wifey cozying with left...dono taraf se pally...paanchon ungliyaan ghee mein aur sir Kadhai mein..

Compulsory hai kya husband wife ki soch ek hi ho😆
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Posted: 6 years ago

Originally posted by: .Mishh007.

Ye husband wife ka badhiya hai...hubby licking ass of right and wifey cozying with left...dono taraf se pally...paanchon ungliyaan ghee mein aur sir Kadhai mein..


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Posted: 6 years ago
Everyday we r fooled by her husband of his deshbhakti ...Indeed everyday is a fool 's day for us
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rajesh khanna lost to advani on cong ticket at the height of ram janma bhoomi movement...KHANDANI congressi
 
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Posted: 6 years ago
Twinkle ji , in the past 60 years of congress , see the amount of destruction and corruption congress has caused.
We were known as 3rd world country under their regime for such a long time..

People like you don't want the country to progress.
They just want to protest and complain.
What have you done for the country???
Nothing.


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Posted: 6 years ago

Originally posted by: Blackwater

Everyday we r fooled by her husband of his deshbhakti ...Indeed everyday is a fool 's day for us

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Posted: 6 years ago
Read somewhere this joke...
Q : What is the difference between Karan Arjun and Achhe din??
Answer: Karan Arjun aa gaye they..

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Posted: 6 years ago

Originally posted by: blue-ice.

Read somewhere this joke...

Q : What is the difference between Karan Arjun and Achhe din??
Answer: Karan Arjun aa gaye they..

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Kaafi Whatsapp type joke but😆