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This fun-take on Salman-Manveer combo is:
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Never thought a day would come when I will come up with a fun-take on these two, at this stage of show!π---Well---Laugh----or cry----depending on what you feel about these two and this take on them! ππ
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SALMAN (Mock anger): Abey---Abey Manveer----π‘
MANVEER: Ji Bhaai Ji----π²
SALMAN: Abey Bhaai Ke Naayi----Badi oonchi cheez nikla bey tu toh---
MANVEER: Bhaai sab aap ka badappan hai!π
SALMAN: Abey Badappan ke Dhakkan-----Tu shaadi-shuda hai bey?---Beti hai teri?-----aur 100 Din tu chhupa gaya ye sab?----π²
MANVEER: Sab aap ki kripa hai Bhaai!π
SALMAN: Saala Main Bigg Boss ko bola Nitibha ke saath Jodi banao is ki---Shaadi ke liye maante hain toh de do Ek Karod in dono ko-----π²
MANVEER (Khujli Dog laugh): Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain-Haan-Haan-Haan-Haan---Bhaai kara dete Nittibhaaa se Saadi----Ek karod mein se 60 Laakh Being Human ko hi deta bhaai----Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain! π
SALMAN (HYENA LAUGH KICK-STARTS): π€£ Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-----Sahi mein yaar bada kalaakaar hai tu!------Saala apan Do Hiran maarein toh hungaama ho jaata hai Desh Mein-----
MANVEER: Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain---Bhaai, aap maasoom ho! π---Court mein bolna thha Hiran sookhe se pareshaan thhe----Su-Saaidd kari unhone---wo---Aatam-Hatyaa---Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain! π
SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein π€£---Wohi bola court mein----Judge ki aankhein----Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-------Judge ki aankhein----(fights to control his tears of laughter)-------Hein-Hein----Judge ki aankhein boiled aaloo jaise baahar aa gayi------Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hahahahaha!π€£π€£
MANVEER: Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain----kya humour hai Bhaai aap ka! π
SALMAN: Saala Shaadi chhuppayi kaise tune? ----Saala hum toh ----Phone pe ek Dhamki bhi dein apni girlfriend ko, toh Police case ban jaata hai!---π‘
MANVEER: Bhaai---Bahut Sareef ho aap actually mein really! ------Police ko bolna thha ye meri aawaaz hai hi nahin------Wo Joanee Leevar ya Doaktar Mash-hoor Gulatti jaisa hoga koi---jisne Bhaai ki aawaaz nikali---Aishwarya ji ko dhamkaane ke liye----π
SALMAN: Shhh!---Naam mat le be-----Badnaam ho jaayegi!-----Naam mat le! π‘-------(Pauses---Hyena laugh resumes)---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein---tujhe kya lagta hai? ---Wohi bola mere Liar ne---------Hein-Hein-Hein--π€£π€£
MANVEER (Taken aback): Liar Bhaai? π²
SALMAN: Abey Vakeel!---Lawyer jhooth bolne ke aur Sach ko jhooth saabit karne ke liye Liar bante hain Hindustan mein---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein"π€£
MANVEER: Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain-----Bhaai yo toh laakh take ki baat hai----π
SALMAN: Manveer----Next 6 maheene kya kar raha hai tu?
MANVEER: Hukum karo bhaai------Bhaai aapka free hai------hamesha ki tarah! π²
SALMAN: Abey dhyaan se sun-------Wo Arbaaz agli DABANG shuru karne jaa raha hai-------Tu Bhaai hai-Bhaai!-----Tujhe main role doonga film mein Apne Bhaai Ka!
MANVEER: Hain-Hain-Hain-Hain---Chulbul Pandey ka bhaai, Bhaai? π
SALMAN: Haan Chulbul Pandey Ka Bhaai---Bulbul Pandey Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hahahahahahaha! π€£π€£π€£
Super post bhai
Hai bhai ki bhai phalana bhai dhinka bhai π€£
Bhai bhai karke chuuna lagaa gaya yeeh gaav ka bholaa π€£
SALMAN: Haan Chulbul Pandey Ka Bhaai---Bulbul Pandey Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hahahahahahaha! ROFL
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