About two weeks ago, Sonu Nigam decided to give an impromptu performance mid-air on a Jet plane from Jodhpur to Mumbai and people couldn't stop feeling lucky. Inevitably, his video went viral. But the episode did not go down well with Jet Airways authorities and they decided to suspend all cabin crew. Well, the carrier took to Twitter to issue the statement which has thrown Twitterati into a frenzy yet again.
And a Delhi boy named Akshat Pathak can't stop joking about it.
If singer Sonu Nigam was air hostess Sonu Nigam
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Jet Airways par aapka swagat hai. Main is vimaan ki mukhya karmacharika hu ab mujhe raat din tumhara hi khayal hai"
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
And there were toilet jokes
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Tray table bandh kar lein. Kursi ki peti baandh lein. Toilet jaane nahi denge tujhe. Jaane tujhe, denge nahi."
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
And when Fanaa came into picture
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Cabin me hawa ke dabaav me kami hone par mere haath mein, tera haath ho. Saari jannatein, tere saath ho."
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
This one's epic!
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Kripya dhyan dein. Aapatkaleen stithi me vimaan ke pichle bhaag mein do dwaar mil rahein hain, magar chupke chupke."
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
For more information...
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Adhik jaankari ke liye seat pocket mein rakhe nirdesh patra ko tak tak tak takte rehna. Meri bak bak sunte rehna."
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
The one on temperature!
Airhostess Sonu Nigam: "Bangalore me apka swagat hai. Iss waqt bahar ka tapmaan 18 celcius hai kyunki suraj hua maddhamm chand jalne laga."
" Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 5, 2016
But it's not just Pathak.
Jet Airways suspended its staff because they out of all his songs, they asked Sonu Nigam to sing a song from Abhishek Bachchan's movie.
" Rahul Raj (@bhak_sala) February 5, 2016
Hollywood : Snakes on a Plane.
Bollywood : Sonu Nigam on a Plane.
" Peaceful Madness (@AJumpper) February 5, 2016
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