Lies & Language
Manya turned reluctantly, II was GONE
II sat by R&B with a carefully crafted smile
U KNOW WHAT? MANYA?
U DONT GET A HUG
I AM SORRY BUT U DONT
CALL ME A B----
GO AHEAD
"Busy day?" R&B asked
Lasya looked at her like "I know what u are trying to do" "Just an FYI I AM WEARING A SCARF and cords and cashmere too"
"Beat ya to it, u jealous shameless hussy" Lasya cooed gibberish
"Podi!! I have 100s of scarves" II muttered
"YA, the tall man told me he will buy ONE MORE" Lasya turned away smugly "I may be fat, but I will always be ahead of u"
She reached for Lasya, the girl stared at her for the longest time
"I have a kutti papa in my belly, come I will show u" II cooed
She took Lasya's fat ankle, and placed her foot on her belly
Nivi said "Hi!"
Lasya was startled, she looked at R&B made a teary face, terrified
"Its a baby kanna" II smiled
"Baby! Peanut" R&B placed his slender sexy palm on her belly
Nivi slithered against that touch
R&B gently handed Lasya to II
Lasya watched II's belly and looked up at II confused
"I will have someone like U, A BOY. I will teach him to beat u up" II warned, crushing her and squeezing the breath out of her
"DEKH LO DAD!! Punjabis fauj mein jaate hain, YEH IYER, aur itni militant" Sam squealed
"Well, she thinks, she owns my" II stopped
MY MAN
I WANT TO GIVE IT BACK TO HER
I WILL HAVE A BOY AND TEACH HIM TO BE A BULLY
II animatedly explained some hang error at the workshop, and how it was masking itself under some other system error
He asked if she did A, B and C
"I am not paying u for that tip but thanks" she whispered
"Oh! U'll pay me" he nodded
Ranjan walked over
"Wah jee wah, scarf tey both vadiya hai gudiya" he winked
"THANK YOU!! Bas?" she laughed
He had gifted her a CASE of silk scarves, she suspected there was one from every country in the world?
"Bas jee bas" he grinned offering her some finger food Sam had made
"Vegetarian?" she asked
"Oh! no" he said, waving down a help to bring some veg
"U ARE STILL HUNG UP ON THAT?" manya asked
I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT
NOYB
"She is STILL a vegetarian?" Manya asked as if it was wrong
"arey usko jo khaana hai khaane de" Sam smacked her sister
Nandu brought her last two week's of work to inspect andcomment
She sat down on the rug, and ate and played with him, she showed him how to write his name in Tamil
She pretended to write in Kannada and wrote his name
"Hey THATS not NANDAN" manya pointed out
II squirmed uncomfortably
"IT IS, I know my Kannada" II said smugly
"Well I AM DATING a guy from Bangalore" "AND according to him thats NOTHING" Manya laughed
II suddenly realized there was Makarand Rao now
"Well, the lady I learned Kannada from taught me this only" II shrugged
"Baap rey kitna jhoot bolti hai?" Manya looked at R&B
"REALLY?" he asked
PAAVI!!
LIKE U DONT KNOW?I LIE?
RAKSHASANEY!!
WHAT DID U WANT HIM TO DO?
TELL EVERYBODY U ARE COMPULSIVE?
SHUT UP
UMM.. SORRY!!
Speak of the devil and Makarand walked in
Manya just floated into his arms
Everyone smiled INCLUDING II'S HUSBAND
II sighed
What a difference, between D II and MM/SN
II or Akka cudnt have dared to fall into their lovers' arms when Amma and Appa watched
THEY WUD BE KILLED FIRST
Here everyone greeted him and shook hands
He kissed Manya on her LIPS
AYYO!!!
SERIOUSLY?
I AM SUCH A PRUDE
I WUD DIE BEFORE DAD EVER SEES ME KISS
SAM WUD SHAME ME THE REST OF MY LIFE
ACTUALLY I "dONT"MIND KISSING RAKSHASAN RIGHT NOW
SIGH!!!
She kissed Lasya instead
"Stopp!! I only let one person do that, besides my Mom & Dad... its the tall man" Lasya shrieked
"Ennadi?" II whispered
She cooed to her
Makarand stood in front "Congratulations" he said warmly
"Thanks!!!"
"Do u know if its a boy or a girl?" he asked
"MAKARAND" Manya scolded "India hai yeh"
"Are u sure its not twins?" he teased
"I wont have any twins, neither family has any" II said smugly
Two eggs laughed somewhere
Manya pulled II's Kannada lettering out of her pocket and cooed to Makarand
PAAVI
U ARE JUST LIKE UR BROTHER
ARGHHH!!!
WHAT FAMILY HAVE I MARRIED INTO
ELLAM SENDU ENNAKKU VETTU
THEY ALL SEEM TO BE DIGGING A HOLE FOR ME
"OK tell me something does this mean NANDAN" Manya gave II a mocking look
"I already TOLD U"II said embarrassed
Getting up
Her husband pulled her, she almost landed on him, he held her close
Lasya sprung out of her arm and went to R&B's
"Podi" II whispered
R&B nuzzled
Tan still wandered in the patio taking a call
Sam gave instructions to the help for dinner
It was a COZY Bhalla family reunion
Ranjan and Nandu sifted through Nandu's class test
- (Mysore mallige)
"I cant say it" makarand squirmed
"AAP BHI?"II shouted, upset
"arey hes not making it up, HES AN EXPERT!!" Manya claimed
"what did u write?" R&B asked
"NEE PESAADE DA, I KNOW WHAT U WROTE" (she whispered in his ear) (YOU shut up)
He laughed hysterically
"Umm..." Makarand squirmed
"AREY" Manya coaxed him tickling his hair
"Well it refers to a famous po*n video" Makarand said
II turned beetroot red
"OMG!!!!! DIMPAL JUST LOOK AT UR WIFE" manya acted like she was shocked
FRAUD!!!
PAAVI!!
"Umm... the friend that taught me taught only those letters" II claimed
"FRIEND" "DIMPAL, KOI BANDA HOGA" Manya accused
AYYYO! NOT SUBBU
I KNEW HIM IN IIM
BUT NO
R&B's smile disappeared briefly
"A friend, FEMALE in class" II mumbled
"aur kitno ko yeh pyaara sa translation bheja aapne?" Makarand rolled on the floor
"NOBODY!!"II was embarrassed
R&B laughed too
MAD FAMILY!!!
JUST MY LUCK!!
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