Fun-takes so far on Bigg Boss Season-9 😛
1. Fun Take: Selection Meeting Bigg Boss-9 Season-Inside Report! :)
2. Fun take-UNDEKHA ACTION---Rimi-Suyyash aur Andon ki Barsaat!
3. UNDEKHA--Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)
4. Fun Take: Revealed---Secret of Prince's Always Happy State of Mind!
5. (Adult Content)-Isko Laga Daala Toh Life Zhingalala! (Fun Take) :)
Funopsis of a Day's snippets! 😛
Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)
BIGG BOSS (SUBAH 10.00 BAJE)
All housemates are in living hall and doing their khus-puss-khuss-puss with each other.
Rochelle signals Keith to get up and report to her for a hug. Tongue protruded, Keith lunges forward like a well-trained puppy and this results in a scream--------------from Mandana ofcourse -----------as she is firmly tied to Keith.
MANDANA: Ouchhh! 😡---------------------------You beast-----------------koi aadmi aise uthti hai kya?---------------------Ek dum se force waali jhatkee ke saath? ---------------Main Doggy--------Dog----wo------------Kutta ki tarah pull ho gaya---------------ouchh! Ohh Maa!!!😭
KEITH: Mandana-Mandana--- if I hurt you I am sorry 😕----but itni baar din mein-----aap achanak hi idhar udhar chal deti hain-----------without informing-warning me--------------Whether I want or don't want, mujhe aapke saath-saath jaana padta hai------------------maine kuchh bola kya kabhi?😲
MANDANA: Problem aapka nahin hai------wo aapka girlfriend ka brain----damaag----damaag kaam nahiin karti hai too often --------------unglee pe nachaata hai aap ko aapka girlfriend------------------and as we are tied to this bloody chain, uska ungli-----------------mujhko ho jaati hai us ka ungli 😡-------------------time and again!------😡
ROCHELLE: Stop calling me Keith's girlfriend!-------- Sabko maloom hai mera ek naam hai aur wo hai Rochelle!😡 -------(Turns to Keith and says)----come mera baby----give momma a hug!🤗
Keith instantly jerks forward and its yet another huge Ouchhh-hhh-hhh"o Mamaaa scream from Mandana!
BIGG BOSS DOPAHAR 13:30 Baje
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Rimi-----
RIMI SEN (Keeps examining her index finger's manicure
perfection and nonchalantly says): Bhaunkiye!!!
BIGG BOSS (Coughs & clears his throat): Bhaunkiye naheen--------------Kahiye kehte hain Rimi----😲
RIMI SEN (Shifts her attention to little finger nail now): Kehte doosre log hain---aap bhaunkte hi ho!
BIGG BOSS (Upset voice): Rimi------------Bigg Boss chaahte hain ki aap fauran confession room mein aa jaayein!😕
Rimi turns around towards Cam on top of Sink, hatred oozing out of eyes!
RIMI SEN: Jao, naheen aati! 😡------------------Nikaal do mujhe show se---mujhe naheen rehna hai yahaan waise bhi------------(Starts humming)-------Shik-dum-shik-dum-shik-dum-shik-dum-shik-dum-shik-dum!
Those wanting to stay on right side of Bigg Boss and
foolishly hoping they are the ones who will win the reduced prize money of 39
lacs approx., (geniuses like Suyyash, Prince, Kishwar that is), literally fall down on her feet and beg her
to go to the confession room!
---------------A very reluctant Rimi drags her feet somehow to the confession room. Suyyash, Prince, Kishwar, Digangana hold Rimi's hands to ensure she doesn't change her mind till she reaches the confession room and Rimi's drag at every step is resembling that of a stubborn fat goat being dragged for Qurbaani on Bakr-Eid day!🤔
INSIDE THE CONFESSION ROOM
BIGG BOSS: Rimi----
RIMI SEN (Sounds irritated): Kya hai? 😡
Rimi is seen looking upwards and rotating her eyes left to right to left again, disinterested and with clear expressions of disgust on her face!
BIGG BOSS: Bigg Boss ko ye katayi pasand naheen hai ki aap har din,------------ ghar ke sadasyon se Bigg Boss ki buraayi karti hain---unka Niraadar karti hain---😲
RIMI SEN: O Hello Mr. Niraadar!--------apni chaadar mein raho tum! 😡------------Main yahaan nahin aayi hoon kisi ka aadar-vaadar karne. -----------------Tumhara toh bilkul bhi naheen!😡
Bigg Boss's horny eye is shown X-raying Rimi from top to bottom again and again, but there is clearly visible expression of pain there too.
BIGG BOSS (Sounding very frustrated now): Aakhir Samasya kya hai Rimi?😕 -----------------Aap Bigg Boss ke ghar mein hain aur Bigg Boss ka, ----------------un ke banaaye niyam-kanoon ka aadar karna aapka farz hai!😕
RIMI SEN: Samasya aap ho-----Bhagwaan kare band ho jaaye ye
manhoos show----------------naheen karna mujhe aapka Aadar!-----------------Nikaal
do mujhe baahar!-------Bag packed hi hai waise!----- Jaun??? 😡
BIGG BOSS (A bit irritated): Rimi-----Itni hi nafrat hai
Bigg Boss se aur Bigg Boss ke Niyam-Kanoon se, toh aap khud kyun naheen chali
jaati show se? 😒
RIMI SEN: O Hello!---------- Mujhe wo Prince-Suyyashh type paidal dimaag socha hai kya? 😡-------------- Khud jaungi toh wo nahin ho jaayega?? ---
BIGG BOSS (Hopeful voice): Wo nahin ho jaayega? --------------Kya
nahin ho jaayega Rimi? ☺️
RIMI SEN: Ladka nahin ho jaayega----mand buddhi! 😡-----------Arey
Wo ho jaayega matlab---Breach----Breach of contract ho jaayega!----Mujhe naheen
karna fine pay!-----Aap nikaalo mujhe---FAURAN! 😡
BIGG BOSS (Devastated Voice): Rimi---aap jaa sakti hain!😕
RIMI SEN: Naheen poora bhaunk lo aaj aur abhi!----Armaan mat
rakho dil mein! 😡-----Dobara nahin aaungi ab kabhi---naa show mein, naa is ghutan
bhare, aapke is badboodar kamre mein! 😈
BIGG BOSS (Broken voice): Kahaa naa"(sob)-----Jaa sakti hain
aap (Sob-sob) 😭
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BIGG BOSS RAAT 9.30 Baje
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Rochelle garden area mein baithi hain, Keith ne apna sir unki godi mein rakha hua hai, aur Keith se bandhi hui Mandana,--------------- jhaadi ke paas baithi hui hain, kuchh naaraaz si----------------Ghutno ke bal!😛
ROCHELLE (softly playing with Keith's hair): O Mera pyaara Baby----Darling stay tough!------------Ye sab jald hi khatam ho jaayega----Finale waala night pe 😳----------"jab main first aur tum second prize win karenge jaan!❤️
KEITH (murmurs his concurrence like an affectionate puppy)
MANDANA (Hatred blazing through eyes): O hello! 😡----Tum dono
people ka Prem story finish hua toh can I go inside? ---Yahaan bahut mosquitos
hain----mera elbow aur thighs pe kaat rahi hain and I can't go on taking these bites! 😡
ROCHELLE: Why are you so inconsiderate Mandana? 😲---Keith
mera boyfriend hai!---We need to be together sometime? 😲
MANDANA: Sometimes? Sometimes?? 😲 ---Tum dono 2 O'Clock se
baithi hai yahaan aur abhi 9.45 ho gayi raat ka!-------------------Day mein pigeons aur crows potty
kiya mera oopar 🤢----------------abhi Mosquitos bite kar rahi hai-------------Consideration My
big left foot ---------------------I am going inside! 😡
Mandana jerks up like someone devil possessed and such is
the brute force of her jump, that stocky Keith still gets pulled up and roughly
gets dragged muttering a painful growl of "Aaa-aaarghhh-ouchhh) 😭
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BIGG BOSS RAAT 12.30 BAJE
Silky white hazy figures are shown sleeping in dim lights and only sound is steam engine snores of Arvind Vegda!
BIGG BOSS VOCE OVER: Yahaan Arvind apne bhayanak kharrate le
rahe hain, but pichhle 2 hafton ke baad, -------------ab ghar ke sadasyon ko in
khaaraaton ki aise hi aadat pad chuki hai, jaise Neta logon ko Jhooth bolne ki
aur Voters ko un pe baar baar vishwaas karne ki! 😉------------------------------------Bigg
Boss ke ghar mein aaj jahaan do sadasyon mein chalti rahi poore din kheenchaa-taani 😛------------------toh
koi aisa bhi hai------------jisne Bigg Boss ko hi yaad dila di--------------Unki barson pehle mar
chuki Naani (Sob) 😭--------------Jhelte Rahiye ye Manhoos
Programme-----------Biggg Baaas! 🤢🤢🤢
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