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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: putti77

Ssh!!!!!
Mom n Dad are sleeping... I am waiting for an update... Don't tell anyone...



Oh ! This is a killer... Too cute.
Putti this one , the wall one and the onion one πŸ‘πŸΌ ... Too good
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Posted: 8 years ago
Itne time main yahi sochoon.. yeh dono sath hai and ab tak LADE NAHIN???? πŸ˜• strange right?
We can't forget LUST & EGO are basis of their relationship πŸ˜† from how it all started & is still going on and on 😳
Aslii maza fight k baad ata hain πŸ˜‰Edited by munira053 - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: shidin0117

Actually i was missing their verbal volley when they fight...those pre marriage day fights...when they used to rip each other into shredsπŸ˜†after marriage is also entertaining...they have become 2 cats who fight on the second floor of MM...

But today the fight was witnessed by Manny and ofcourse Ranjan...Manny dekho...learn how to throw a fighting fit...

II's lines were so hilarious...he is singing lullabies for me...🀣

Nisha...u are the limit...dont know how u come up with the lines, gifts, situations...its simply superbπŸ‘

Passionate lovers=======passionate fights.

II...u have an excuse...hormones...πŸ˜†

How to while away the time until morning...????



Yeah singing lullabies line , another one was ' dad your son needs to roast the country idiot' and more the title Up close and personal πŸ˜† .

II can seriously even provoke a dead man in his grave πŸ˜ƒ
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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: munira053

Itne time main yahi sochoon.. yeh dono sath hai and ab tak LADE NAHIN???? πŸ˜• strange right?
We can't forget LUST & EGO are basis of their relationship πŸ˜† from how it all started & is still going on and on 😳
Aslii maza fight k baad ata hain πŸ˜‰



In Dono ko bahar tho nikalna hai na . Patch up tho chalo will be done but you hv to still come out and the emabarasment..!You can expect him to handle it as if nothing happenned but imagine II after she steps out of the room and squirming in front of Manny . That's when it will hit II that they let the situation get out of control πŸ˜ƒ 😊
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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: Errantnomad



In Dono ko bahar tho nikalna hai na . Patch up tho chalo will be done but you hv to still come out and the emabarasment..!You can expect him to handle it as if nothing happenned but imagine II after she steps out of the room and squirming in front of Manny . That's when it will hit II that they let the situation get out of control πŸ˜ƒ 😊



THAT we have to wait & read πŸ˜› Manya and II were just trying to be friends & she heard II just shouted on Her baby bro! πŸ˜• Ranjan understands their relationship but definitely manya doesn't!!! She's first time witnessing II & R&B's private battles πŸ˜† I won't be surprised if manya starts hating II again πŸ˜›
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Posted: 8 years ago
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog...
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks! '


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Indian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
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Posted: 8 years ago

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at the shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm Italian and I am a Cyclist ...' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out Cycling up and down the highways. I have a glass of vino and all is well.'

'Well...' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 102 years old,' says Silvio. 'he Cycled with me this morning, went to the beach for a walk, had a little vino and that's why he's still alive.
Italian ... Cyclist...

'Well...' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nonno's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? Incredible!! How old is he?'

'He's 123 years old,' says the Old Italian Cyclist.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went Cycling with you this morning too?'

'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 123 year- old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to get married... He had to !!!!!!!

...THE GIRL GOT PREGNANT!!'

Never quit Cycling and Wine.
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Posted: 8 years ago
Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid...
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they wereb young
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What is the similarity between Media And
Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de,
dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...
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BoY : 'Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : 'Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa...?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani ' Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya toh ek kilo de do...
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Orgy or 1:1?

"I told Dad" she said sadly

He nodded heartbroken

He reached out to wipe her tears

"I can do it" she said and wiped furiously


"I listened to Tamil songs and walked the strip, when I wasnt listening or looking the phone must have rang" she said sadly

She started walking towards the closet

"II" he called out

"I know u think I am not smart or very bright" her voice quivered

"I did not say that" he hissed

"YES U DID" she fought child like

"U said I CANT BELIEVE you have multiple degrees. Iskya kya matlab hai huh? I am stupid?" she sniffled as she shrieked

"U drive me insane" he shouted

"STUPID people do that u know" she smirked

they glared at each other interminably

"I didnt want to... i mean want YOu to get out of work and come chasing after me. Baar baar waho galti kyon karoongi?" she asked smugly

Crying hard...

"When u didnt answer I couldnt think of anything else" he hissed

"DAD SE POOCHA?" she shouted

"he said "I THINK she went to Champs Elysees" he spoke perfect French she noticed


"Abhi unko bhi pata chal gaya hum dono kitna ladte hain" she was greatly humiliated

"I dont think he gives a f**k" he  said enraged

"HAMEY kyon kahenge, he wont say anything to us, but he probably thinks we dont get along" II accused him of the entire fault of blowing up

"If u had answered the phone he could have held the high opinion he has of u" her husband mocked

"U are right" she nodded, "I am sorry"  realizing he was mocking her

She turned and walked away

HE DID NOT FEEL BETTER

He GOT the apology, he got her to cry
he lashed out at her, she lashed out at him
they spoke unnecessary things
They drew blood
But he did not feel better


He chased her into the closet, she was in the shower... he leaned on the counter by the bath sink and did email

HE CARES FOR YOU?
OMG!!!
HE DOES
HE WAS HOPPING MAD

She leaned on the stone wall... in shock

HE IS SO PROTECTIVE OF U

HE IS JUST UPSET HE CUDNT WORK LONGER
U ARE SO IMPUDENT!!!
THANKS!!!
I AM A GOOD MATCH FOR HIM

HES CUTE DI
BUT HE HAS A TEMPER

ADI PAAVI
WHO PROVOKES HIM?
SHUT UP!!

OK FINE... HE CARES😳

When she stepped out she was startled

Like she had never been naked before she  retreated, into the expensive tiled enclosure... and reached and searched for a towel...
 He grabbed two large pink ones and flung it at her she turned and stepped out

Wrapped like a stuffed toy
"Sorry keh diya na maine?" "Yaha kyon khare ho" she asked, trying to fight tears

He gave her a "THIS IS MY APARTMENT" glare

she lowered her gaze ashamed

She nodded, and grabbed a fire red kaftan and wore it with no bra...

INSIDE THE CLOSET
AWAY FROM HIS HOT GAZE

and went to bed...

Curling up

Half a bag of french fries at 2? and no lunch and plenty of shouting


He walked into the office (after opening the door leading to the living room, kinda indicating to Ranjan and Manya that they are free to move around "curfew over")

and shut the door and bolted it drew the curtains... yanked it, she didnt look at him
He sat on the bed...

"Ippo TEN languages sorry solla maaten" (I wont say it in 10 languages) she hissed...
"what were u doing?" he asked

"Oh! busy getting a "quickie" behind Bottega Veneta" she hissed
He turned her over...

"orgy or just 1:1?" he asked

"why?" "Are u jealous?" she asked kicking him, connecting with his ankle, and yelping in pain

He reached for her toes and gripped them hard... she moaned on his chest stifling the pain, He bend down and kissed her soap scented toes, softly

"What did u eat?"

"A gourmet French meal" she lied

He nipped her neck, Punching him

"Try again" he ordered

Groaning as he pinned her down, rubbing his now not so smooth cheeks on her kaftan clad chest

"I TOLD U I am sorry" she shrieked  "Toonga vidu"

She arched like a bow...

He tried to hold her down as she rained blows and kicks on him

"show me II" he whispered nipping her ear lobe