Actual Lables

On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
  

 
 
On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside." 
 
 
 
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." 
  

 
 
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
 
 
 
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."


 
 
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
 
 
 
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." 
  

 
 
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." 
 
 
 
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." 
  

 
 
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." 
 
 
 
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts." 
  

 
 
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."  
 
 
 
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
  

 
 On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."
 

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