Actual Lables

On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."




On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."



On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."




On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."



On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."




On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."



On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."




On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."



On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."




On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."



On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."




On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."



On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."



On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."

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