Scene of the conference room at KKN.
Kabir: where is Ananya?
Ronnie (rolling his eyes) Sir she has gone to the Zabaan Sambhalke Academy..
Kabir: Why?
Ronnie: to learn Tamil, sir.
Kabir chokes on his coffee. Tamil?
Baby joins in.
"Sir after she has come from the latest sting operation, she has developed this latest liking for the language. Even yesterday she was practising something with the headphones. Something like Aapdiyaa? I just couldnt understand..."
Kabir: Errr...when will she be back? I have to discuss the latest sting operation with her. And this latest love for tamil doesn't make sense...
Richa: Sir she was telling about some Don she met during this latest ops. She is very impressed by him. ANd now she wants to learn tamil. I think she has fallen in love with him!
Kabir (facepalm) what?
Baby. Main tumko batati sir...she was telling about him to all of us. Bhadresh Kutti yeh Bhadresh Kutti wo...and that Ayyio Muruga! that is the latest on the grapevine..
Kabir (in his mind) Aayyio Muruga...mainu bachawaa!
Ananya walks in with headphones and a MP3 player.
Kabir: Welcome back, Ms Kashyap!
Ananya: "Vanakkam Sir...Eppudu irrekinge?
Kabir: MS KASHYAP!
Ananya: Aama Sir!
Kabir: Can we talk in English?
Ananya: Sure, Sir...Sorry, Sir!
Kabir: Its fine. Now lets get back to work. This latest stinger operation..
Ananya (cuts him midway) Yes sir...that tamil Don I met there. Very impressive. Ava Rumbha na irukka Sir! Whatta poise..Whatta control over the situation, Sir! I think you should learn from him...
Kabir rolls his eyes: Ananya...
Ananya: Yennada, Sir?
Baby: Sir, I think that sounded like yeda in Marathi, which means paagal!
Kabir: Ms Kashyap...Ms Kashyap? Ab main paagal ho raha houn!
Ananya is busy looking at her phone display. "Paagal Sir? Tamil main usko paithyam bolte hain!"
Kabir looks at her doubtfully. If things continued like this, he would not remain sane for long.
"Ms Kashyap, can you please see me in my cabin? right now?
In his cabin: Ananya is still gazing at her phone.
"Ms Kashyap! what is this new fad of learning tamil?
"Sir actually na...I am in love with Mr Bhadresh Kutti. So learning tamil. SImple!"
"Bhadresh Kutti?"
"Sir..." Ananya's eyes glowed with appreciation. "He is the don. A pukka gentleman. He called me beautiful! Tinnu introduced me to him. Aiyyo what poise...he took us to the weapons dealer. Whatta man, Sir...first class porke..."
Now this was too much. His patience snapped.
"Ananya, you are not going after that man, I forbid!"
"But why not, Sir? he is so handsome, so cute..."
Now there was only this way to shut her. Kabir clamped her mouth shut with his palm.
"Ananya..that was me in disguise!"
He expected her step back and go wide eyed in shock.
To his utter surprise, she giggled like a school girl.
"I knew that, Sir!"
"What? You knew? So much for my disguising skills!"
"Sir..you forgot one thing. You wore the same perfume! And the ring on your index finger is the same! So...two plus two have always added up to four, never five, Sir!"
He pulled her back in his arms.
"Now that is my smart reporter! Shall I say ILU in tamil?"
"Not needed, Sir.. I heard it enough times. Even from Mr Bhadresh Kutti!"
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