DRABBLE: Right Royal
*a walks in to find p glued to screen*
a: what are you watching
p: SHHH they're going to come out any minute now
a: who's going to come out?
*a looks on the screen...it just shows two police officers in yellow vests standing outside a door...looks like europe or america somewhere*
a: what is this
p: SHHH i want to see the baby
a: what baby
p: SHHH
*on the screen...the doors finally open...a gorgeous young couple stand out...he's tall and fair haired and grinning, holding a toddler...she's beautiful and brunette and looks exhausted, holding a bundle of blankets...*
a: what even?
p: OMGGG
tv announcer: and the duke and duchess of cambridge are about to take their young family home, this is our second sighting of the young princess...
p: aieee
a: why are you even into this. this is the british royals?
p: BE QUIET
*on tv screen...bodyguards escort the family to the car...prince william waves to the crowd before closing the side door and getting into the driver's seat...*
p: *happy sigh*
a: what the hell fuggy?
p: ROYAL BABY
a: i thought you were more sensible than to fangirl over such things. seriously? why do you even care?
p: because it's so perfect!! they're so beautiful!! and now they have beautiful children!! and they'll have beautiful lives!! it's like a story book.
a: so? we're beautiful. we'll have beautiful children. we have beautiful lives. we're like a storybook too.
p: omg what an ego you're comparing yourself to royalty
a: what's to compare? i am the one and only rockstar abhi. that's better than royalty.
p: whatever. bebbeee!!!
a: omg why are you so baby mad stop it
p: hormones
a: what?
p: babiesss
a: who are you and what have you done with my wife
p: ufff. what is your problem!! you're too busy being a rockstar to have children! "let's wait til next year fuggy!" well fine i'm waiting til next year but in the mean time let me have my celebrity baby watching ok
a: no it's not ok
p: whyyy
a: pay more attention to me. then we can revisit the idea of children this year.
p: blackmailer.
a: i am reduced to such methods, since you'd rather watch a nameless infant on tv than me.
p: why? are you putting on a show?
a: maybe. are you watching?
p: YES 😃
the end
Edited by -mina- - 9 years ago
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