Pia..Pia..Jokes on Pia.(read it)..1 - Page 2

I love your jokes, they make me laugh so hard. I think people are look at me funny, I should have read these at home, not in the libary.

-Rimpy

I really love them, mostly the last one!!!

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Ommmmgmmmgggg !! u r sooooooo funnii !! 😃

1--Pia's Medical Dictionary (when she was studyin nursing course)

Aneamia--Not a good friend.

Artery:--Study of paintings.

Bacteria:--back door to cafeteria.

Bowel:--Letter like A E I O or U.

Ceasarean section:--District in Rome.

Cat Scan--Searching for kitty.

Cauterize--Making eye contacts with her eyes.

Coma--Punctuation mark.

D&C--Where Washington is.

Dilate--To long live.

Fester--Quicker.

Genital--Non-jewish.

Impotent--Distinguished,well-known.

Labor-pain--Hurt at work.

Morbid--Higher offer-

Node--Was aware of.

Outpatient--Patient fainted.

Recovery room--Place to upholster.

Rheumatic--Amorous,loving and tender.

Secretion--Hiding something.

Tablet--Small table.

Terminal--Sick at airport.

Tumor--More than one.

Urine--Opposite of You're out.

Varicose--Nearby.

Vein--Conceited......

OMG...il ove ths part...im a nursing student myself and i loved this...funny to see my profession coming in handy to make fun of pia...im so proud...lol... 😆 😆 😆

thanks jnawaz...u can tell ur medical frnds abt it and give them a smile on their faces.... 😆 😊 😆

im posting some more now in a while...jus read n laugh... 😆

oh u bet i showed them...i have a few other girls in my class that watch KS too and all hate pia...we got together to study for a mid-term and i just couldnt resist showing them your nursing joke...we were all rolling on the floor...one of them chocked on her starbucks...lol...then we kinds stayed on IF for like 2 hrs...didnt get much studying done... 😳 ...

Hey Set_Raj, that medical dictionary was just hilarious. Keep them coming 😊 Thanks

BT

thanks jnawaz n btkr...im posting some more jokes on nursing today... 😊 😊

thanks navi18...u can read part 2 also..pia tune yeh kya kiya.. 😊 😊 😊