Since last few weeks im posting jokes on Ekta, jigyasa, Aditya and Ranveer....I have rec.lots of mails from the Ks forum..thanks to all of you...Im starting today jokes on Pia...she was long overdue...i find her too mean, selfish, and materialistic gal...Hope you all enjoy the jokes on her....so..keep smiling...ur suggestions are welcome..ππ
Pia.....Pia......P ia....π
1--Pia's Medical Dictionary (when she was studyin nursing course)
Aneamia--Not a good friend.
Artery:--Study of paintings.
Bacteria:--back door to cafeteria.
Bowel:--Letter like A E I O or U.
Ceasarean section:--District in Rome.
Cat Scan--Searching for kitty.
Cauterize--Making eye contacts with her eyes.
Coma--Punctuation mark.
D&C--Where Washington is.
Dilate--To long live.
Fester--Quicker.
Genital--Non-jewish.
Impotent--Distinguished,well-known.
Labor-pain--Hurt at work.
Morbid--Higher offer-
Node--Was aware of.
Outpatient--Patient fainted.
Recovery room--Place to upholster.
Rheumatic--Amorous,loving and tender.
Secretion--Hiding something.
Tablet--Small table.
Terminal--Sick at airport.
Tumor--More than one.
Urine--Opposite of You're out.
Varicose--Nearby.
Vein--Conceited...π...
2--Pia and her frnd Natwar are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of big silver back gorilla cage, When the Pia makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation..
He grabs her yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishes her and makes love with her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized and Pia is taken to hospital.
Natwar visits her next day and asks,''Are you Hurt?''.
Pia replies,''Of course,im hurt.He hasn't called! He hasn't written''.(refering to gorilla)π
3--One day pia goes to a soda machine at a casino in Macau. She jus arrives before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50cents, pushes a Diet pepsi button, and out comes a Diet pepsi. She puts it on the counter and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Mirinda and out come the Mirinda and 50 cents change. She takes the 50cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says,''Excuse me, but are you done yet?''
Pia looks at him and indignantly replies,''Well duhhh!!! Cant you see?I'm still winning.''πππ...
Hope u will enjoy the jokes..thanks...set_raj.ππ
Edited by set_raj - 17 years ago
1--Pia's Medical Dictionary (when she was studyin nursing course)
Impotent--Distinguished,well-known.
thx dear 4 making us laugh. i like them all bt the one above and the gorilla bit are my favs
am just imagining Pia meeting a man who is completely in love with her and wants to marry her but then warns her that he is 'impotent' and Pia thinks all her dreams have come true cos she is getting a distinguished and well-known husband with loads of moneyπ πππ
will serve her right for treating Bani & Pushky so badly. no hot nights and no money for shopping which wud have kept her busy as husband is impotent