YHM classroom 101: Rules of Seduction
YHM is back again with it's teachings about relationship and the class act of seduction, some being bang on and others well, can be classified as major FAILS!
1) Tattoo is a very good idea to woo your beloved but not if your beloved is your ex-husband, could end up in a situation like below. FAIL#1
2) Dressing up for your bae is very cute but dressing up like your bae's current wife and standing in a dark room ins't very bright. You will freak out your ex-bae and probably ruin the slightest chance you had with him by looking like a witch in the dark. FAIL#2
3) Nothing is sexy as confidence, so when you are trying to woo your ex boo came up with something better than, 'you guys are so mean' and 'ummm'. Show some spunk and sass, no one likes a crybaby. A better response than 'you guys are so mean' could have been making a face, at least your ex boo would have laughed. FAIL#3
4) To woo your current husband, your bae, your boo in the presence of his ex is a different art of seduction. EPIC WIN! To make your seduction plan easier, following helps.
- You bae's ex has to be a dimwit! - check
- Your bae has to sweet, cute, and a looker - check. I mean let's be real no one likes to seduce an ugly bae
- You bae's family has to interfere at all your moments of intimacy to ensure that both of your frustration levels remain at all time high.š - check
- And finally you must bitch slap your bae's ex in front of the baešš¼ - check.
If you have all the above arsenal then seducing your boo should be a piece of cake, no need for any additional arsenal.
5) To ensure your missus enjoys the seduction as well, ensure the following,
- Do not invite your boo to your daughter's room for sexy time.
- Aim higher than 10 minutes! You can do it!
Rules of Seduction YHM style! š
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