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Hi! I was just randomly looking @ my posts when the epilogue of ny first ever SS caught my attention. I somehow thought why not post it as an OS...So here I am...
HUM NAHI SUDHRENGE!
"Ishita...Ishita..." (I love the way Raman calls out to her every now and then. So I added this up)
"Ishita yaar kahan ho?"
"Kya hua Raman? Itna kyun chilla rahe ho?"
"Yahi kaam reh gaya hai na mere paas ke chilla chillake gala phaadun. Tum to mahan hasti ho. Tumko milne keliye to appointment lena padta hai"
"Kya bole ja rahe ho Raman aap?"
"Bhagwan ka PA bhi itna busy nahi hota hoga jitni busy tum hoti ho"
"Bhagwan ka PA Raman? Seriously? Kuchh bhi bolte rehte ho"
"Kya kuchh bhi...Kabse bula raha hoon tumhe. Waise kar kya rahi thi Jagga jasoos?"
"Raman bhool gaye aap? Aaj Adi ki shadi hai"
"Mai nahi bhoola. Isiliye to tumhe bula raha tha ke sath baithke dekhte hain ke neeche kya chal raha hai"
"Mai bhi yahi dekh rahi thi. Sab tayyariyan to achhe se chal rahi hain. I just hope ke koi drama na ho jisse ye function bigad jaye"
"Wo to pakka hai ke aaj koi drama nahi hoga"
"Aap itne confidently kaise bol sakte ho?"
"Kyunki tum nahi ho na us function me"
"Kya matlab?"
"Matlab bilkul saaf hai. Jis function me tum jati ho wo bigad jaatha hai"
"Aap mujhpe ilzam laga rahe ho?"
"Meri itni jurrat ke tum par ilzam lagaoon. Nahi baba. Mai to bas sach bol raha hun. Fact is fact"
"Satyavadi Harishchanadra! Prove karke dikhao ke jo aap bol rahe ho wo soch hai"
"Isme prove kya karna hai. Sach to sabke saamne hai. aaj tak jitne bhi functions bigde hain wo sab tumhari wajah se hi to hue hain"
"Wakalat mat karo. I want proof"
"Aisa kya? Theek hai. To suno. Kahan se shuru karun???? Haan...Mihir ki tilak ceremony...Wo kaise bigda? Kyunki TUM Sanjana ko wahan le ayi thi. Shagun ki mehendi me jo hungama hua o bhi tumhari wajah se . Kyunki TUM ne Ruhi ko wahan le jane ki zid ki thi. Shagun ki sangeet par bhi TUMHARI wajah se hi hungama hua tha. Abhi keliye itne proofs kafi hain shayad. Aur chahye to bhi bata sakta hun. List kafi lambi hai"
"Bol to aise rahe ho jaise khud ki wajah se kabhi koi problem hi nahi ayi"
"Mai tumhari tarah har jagah apne sath problems le kar nahi jatha"
"Haww bade bhole bante ho. Bhool gaye hamari engagement? Usme AAp der se aye the"
"Uski wajah bhi tum hi thi"
"Kuchh bhi mat bolo Raman. Apne galti keliye mujhe kusoorwaar mat banao"
"Mai tumhari tarah nahi hun ke apni galti kisi aur ke sar daalun. TUM hi ne Mihir ko jail bheja tha jiske wajah se mai poori rath police station me raha. Is wajah se engagement wali din mai gadi me sogaya aur mujhe der hogayi"
"How mean? Achha wo chodo. Ye batao ke Asia Business Head honour wali party ko mkisne bigada tha? Bhool gaye 'Meri kamyabi ka shrey meri Ex-wife ko jata hai' wali speech? Apne function ko khud bigada tha aapne"
"Uski to yaad hi mat dilaao. Us party ko bigadne ka saara shrey mai tumhe deta hoon"
"Ab isme bhi meri hi galti?"
"Aur nahi to kya? Tumhari wajah se hi to mai upset tha. Kya zaroorat thi tumhe us Mani ko I Love You bolne ki?"
"Haww...Ab ye bill bhi mere naam pe phategi? Wo sirf ek mazak tha"
"Mazak tha? Koi apne dosth ko mazak me I Love U bolta hai kya? Ajeeb Madrasiyon ki ajeeb dosthi"
"Aap na poore ke poore Ravan Kumar ho. Actually usse bhi zyada. Aap to itne khadoos ho ke asli Ravan ko bhi complex de doge. I wonder ke apko swarg me entry kaise mil gayi"
"Haww" imitating her "Jab tum jaisi daayan ko yahan entry mili to mujhe entry milna to obvious hai"
"Aap kehna kya chahte ho?"
"Yahi ke zaroor in logon se galti hogayi hogi. Kisi aur Ishita ko lana chahte the par tumhe le aye. Naam ka confusion. Ek minute...haan ab samajh me aya..."
"Kya?"
"Naam ka confusion. Wo Ishita ko swarg me lana chahte the. But tum to Ishita ho nahi. Tumhara naam to MATHANGI hai. Isiliye ye gadbad hui hai. Patha nahi tumhari jagah shayad wo nurse Mathangi ko narak me daal diya hoga"
"What nonsense! Mera naam ab Mathangi nahi Ishita hai ye sabko malum hai"
"Wahi to. Sabko patha hai ke tumhara naam Ishita hai. But birth certificate me to Mathangi hi hai na. Aur ye log to birth certificate wale naam se logon ko pehchante hain"
"Birth certificate wala naam? I mean seriously?"
"Haan aur nahi to kya. Roz kitne log naam badalte hain. Aaj kal naam badalna to fashion hogaya hai. Aur in logon ko pehchaanne me confusion na ho isliye birth certificate wala naam hi follow karte hain"
"Ewww...Kuchh bhi logic. Magar poore confidence se"(I love this dialogue and have used in many occassions in my daily life)
"Mai har kaam confidence se karta hun. Youngest CEO of the Year jo hun"
"Hello Mr.Confident! Wo zamana gaya jab aap Youngest CEO of the Year hua karte the. Is saal wo title aapke bete ko mila hai"
"Wahi to mai kehne jaraha tha ke Youngest CEO of the Year ka baap hun. Tum poori bath sunti kahan ho? Actually tum mujhe bolne kahan dethi ho. Jab dekho tab bad bad karte rehti ho"
"Mai apko bolna nahi dethi? Aur aap bolte nahi ho? Excuse me haan"
"Tumhari dedh pagewali bhashan ke baad maine ek line bol diya to isme kounsi badi bath hogayi"
"Wahi purani dialogue! Naya dialogue writer hire kyun nahi kar lethe?"
"Tum hi hire kara do na. Tumhari bahut chalti hai na yahan pe. Murugan ki favourite jo ho"
"Actually mere paas usse better option hai. Murugan se kehke apko yahan se nikalwa deti hun"
"Mujhe koi problem nahi. Mujhe to koi bhi jagah de dega. Par tumhe to nark me bhi jagah na mile"
"Kyun aapne sari jagah reserve kara liya hai kya?"
"Haan. Kyunki jab mere bachhe oopar ayenge to mai un sabko leke Nark me chala jaunga. Aise swarg me koun rehna chahega jahan par tum jaisi dayan rehti hai. Duniya me tumhari lecture se pak gaye the bechare ab yahan par to unko sukoon milna chahye na"
"Ravan Kumar mai apko nahi chodungi"
"Kisne kaha chodne keliye? Mai to chahta hun ke hamesha tumhare sath rahun"
"Sach?"
"Much"
"To phir ladte kyun ho?"
"Kyunki mujhe meri Jhansi Ki Rani se pyar hai"
"Aur mujhe mera Ravan Kumar hi achha lagta hai"
"I love you"
"I love you more"
"Sudhrogi nahi na. Hamesha tum hi jeetogi"
"Hmmm...kya karein...ISHITA RAMAN BHALLA ko jeetne ki adat hogayi hai"
Hugging each other they promised to never change. Neither would they stop fighting nor loving each other unconditionally.Life had ended but there was no end to love nor an end to their nok-jhok which only strengthened their love for each other.
Lik it???? Let me knw
If u lykd dis hopefully u vl lyk my SS too...sharing the link of my SS below fr those who hvnt read it yet
Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai
HUM NAHI SUDHRENGE!
"Ishita...Ishita..." (I love the way Raman calls out to her every now and then. So I added this up)
"Ishita yaar kahan ho?"
"Kya hua Raman? Itna kyun chilla rahe ho?"
"Yahi kaam reh gaya hai na mere paas ke chilla chillake gala phaadun. Tum to mahan hasti ho. Tumko milne keliye to appointment lena padta hai"
"Kya bole ja rahe ho Raman aap?"
"Bhagwan ka PA bhi itna busy nahi hota hoga jitni busy tum hoti ho"
"Bhagwan ka PA Raman? Seriously? Kuchh bhi bolte rehte ho"
"Kya kuchh bhi...Kabse bula raha hoon tumhe. Waise kar kya rahi thi Jagga jasoos?"
"Raman bhool gaye aap? Aaj Adi ki shadi hai"
"Mai nahi bhoola. Isiliye to tumhe bula raha tha ke sath baithke dekhte hain ke neeche kya chal raha hai"
"Mai bhi yahi dekh rahi thi. Sab tayyariyan to achhe se chal rahi hain. I just hope ke koi drama na ho jisse ye function bigad jaye"
"Wo to pakka hai ke aaj koi drama nahi hoga"
"Aap itne confidently kaise bol sakte ho?"
"Kyunki tum nahi ho na us function me"
"Kya matlab?"
"Matlab bilkul saaf hai. Jis function me tum jati ho wo bigad jaatha hai"
"Aap mujhpe ilzam laga rahe ho?"
"Meri itni jurrat ke tum par ilzam lagaoon. Nahi baba. Mai to bas sach bol raha hun. Fact is fact"
"Satyavadi Harishchanadra! Prove karke dikhao ke jo aap bol rahe ho wo soch hai"
"Isme prove kya karna hai. Sach to sabke saamne hai. aaj tak jitne bhi functions bigde hain wo sab tumhari wajah se hi to hue hain"
"Wakalat mat karo. I want proof"
"Aisa kya? Theek hai. To suno. Kahan se shuru karun???? Haan...Mihir ki tilak ceremony...Wo kaise bigda? Kyunki TUM Sanjana ko wahan le ayi thi. Shagun ki mehendi me jo hungama hua o bhi tumhari wajah se . Kyunki TUM ne Ruhi ko wahan le jane ki zid ki thi. Shagun ki sangeet par bhi TUMHARI wajah se hi hungama hua tha. Abhi keliye itne proofs kafi hain shayad. Aur chahye to bhi bata sakta hun. List kafi lambi hai"
"Bol to aise rahe ho jaise khud ki wajah se kabhi koi problem hi nahi ayi"
"Mai tumhari tarah har jagah apne sath problems le kar nahi jatha"
"Haww bade bhole bante ho. Bhool gaye hamari engagement? Usme AAp der se aye the"
"Uski wajah bhi tum hi thi"
"Kuchh bhi mat bolo Raman. Apne galti keliye mujhe kusoorwaar mat banao"
"Mai tumhari tarah nahi hun ke apni galti kisi aur ke sar daalun. TUM hi ne Mihir ko jail bheja tha jiske wajah se mai poori rath police station me raha. Is wajah se engagement wali din mai gadi me sogaya aur mujhe der hogayi"
"How mean? Achha wo chodo. Ye batao ke Asia Business Head honour wali party ko mkisne bigada tha? Bhool gaye 'Meri kamyabi ka shrey meri Ex-wife ko jata hai' wali speech? Apne function ko khud bigada tha aapne"
"Uski to yaad hi mat dilaao. Us party ko bigadne ka saara shrey mai tumhe deta hoon"
"Ab isme bhi meri hi galti?"
"Aur nahi to kya? Tumhari wajah se hi to mai upset tha. Kya zaroorat thi tumhe us Mani ko I Love You bolne ki?"
"Haww...Ab ye bill bhi mere naam pe phategi? Wo sirf ek mazak tha"
"Mazak tha? Koi apne dosth ko mazak me I Love U bolta hai kya? Ajeeb Madrasiyon ki ajeeb dosthi"
"Aap na poore ke poore Ravan Kumar ho. Actually usse bhi zyada. Aap to itne khadoos ho ke asli Ravan ko bhi complex de doge. I wonder ke apko swarg me entry kaise mil gayi"
"Haww" imitating her "Jab tum jaisi daayan ko yahan entry mili to mujhe entry milna to obvious hai"
"Aap kehna kya chahte ho?"
"Yahi ke zaroor in logon se galti hogayi hogi. Kisi aur Ishita ko lana chahte the par tumhe le aye. Naam ka confusion. Ek minute...haan ab samajh me aya..."
"Kya?"
"Naam ka confusion. Wo Ishita ko swarg me lana chahte the. But tum to Ishita ho nahi. Tumhara naam to MATHANGI hai. Isiliye ye gadbad hui hai. Patha nahi tumhari jagah shayad wo nurse Mathangi ko narak me daal diya hoga"
"What nonsense! Mera naam ab Mathangi nahi Ishita hai ye sabko malum hai"
"Wahi to. Sabko patha hai ke tumhara naam Ishita hai. But birth certificate me to Mathangi hi hai na. Aur ye log to birth certificate wale naam se logon ko pehchante hain"
"Birth certificate wala naam? I mean seriously?"
"Haan aur nahi to kya. Roz kitne log naam badalte hain. Aaj kal naam badalna to fashion hogaya hai. Aur in logon ko pehchaanne me confusion na ho isliye birth certificate wala naam hi follow karte hain"
"Ewww...Kuchh bhi logic. Magar poore confidence se"(I love this dialogue and have used in many occassions in my daily life)
"Mai har kaam confidence se karta hun. Youngest CEO of the Year jo hun"
"Hello Mr.Confident! Wo zamana gaya jab aap Youngest CEO of the Year hua karte the. Is saal wo title aapke bete ko mila hai"
"Wahi to mai kehne jaraha tha ke Youngest CEO of the Year ka baap hun. Tum poori bath sunti kahan ho? Actually tum mujhe bolne kahan dethi ho. Jab dekho tab bad bad karte rehti ho"
"Mai apko bolna nahi dethi? Aur aap bolte nahi ho? Excuse me haan"
"Tumhari dedh pagewali bhashan ke baad maine ek line bol diya to isme kounsi badi bath hogayi"
"Wahi purani dialogue! Naya dialogue writer hire kyun nahi kar lethe?"
"Tum hi hire kara do na. Tumhari bahut chalti hai na yahan pe. Murugan ki favourite jo ho"
"Actually mere paas usse better option hai. Murugan se kehke apko yahan se nikalwa deti hun"
"Mujhe koi problem nahi. Mujhe to koi bhi jagah de dega. Par tumhe to nark me bhi jagah na mile"
"Kyun aapne sari jagah reserve kara liya hai kya?"
"Haan. Kyunki jab mere bachhe oopar ayenge to mai un sabko leke Nark me chala jaunga. Aise swarg me koun rehna chahega jahan par tum jaisi dayan rehti hai. Duniya me tumhari lecture se pak gaye the bechare ab yahan par to unko sukoon milna chahye na"
"Ravan Kumar mai apko nahi chodungi"
"Kisne kaha chodne keliye? Mai to chahta hun ke hamesha tumhare sath rahun"
"Sach?"
"Much"
"To phir ladte kyun ho?"
"Kyunki mujhe meri Jhansi Ki Rani se pyar hai"
"Aur mujhe mera Ravan Kumar hi achha lagta hai"
"I love you"
"I love you more"
"Sudhrogi nahi na. Hamesha tum hi jeetogi"
"Hmmm...kya karein...ISHITA RAMAN BHALLA ko jeetne ki adat hogayi hai"
Hugging each other they promised to never change. Neither would they stop fighting nor loving each other unconditionally.Life had ended but there was no end to love nor an end to their nok-jhok which only strengthened their love for each other.
Lik it???? Let me knw
If u lykd dis hopefully u vl lyk my SS too...sharing the link of my SS below fr those who hvnt read it yet
Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai
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