Priya thinking "Ram kapoor hoon toh aisa bol rahe hai jaise bill gates ho" πPriya: naam nhi pucha hai...help karne ko kaha hai...theek hai 1000 rs se badh kar nhi dungi π€£
Ram: paise nahi chahiye mujhe... pucho na ki mujhe kya chahiye...π
Priya thinking "yeh admi toh gadbad lag raha hai" π²π€£
Priya: haan boliye kya lenge aap meri madad karne ka
Ram thinking... "hopefully maan jayegi"
Ram: ek chumma... (suddenly his phone rings before he can complete his sentence...)
Priya get π² π‘
Priya holds Ram's collar: kya samjhte hai aap apne aap ko? akeli ladki dekhi toh kuch bhi bolenge π‘
mujhe karate aate hai π€£ i'll not leave you π‘
Ram thinking while mentally slapping himself... "Kya zaroorat thi kuch bhi kehne ka? Don't you have any self control Ram? Ab ulta kehdiya na..."
Ram, scared of the sherni says...
Ram: Itna gussa kyun kar rahi ho? Jald baazi mei galat kehdiya... mera matlab woh nahi tha...
Priya: phir kya matlab tha...mai aap jaise ladkon ko acche se jaanti hoon...ladki dekhi nhi ki flirting shuru π‘
Ram: Arey suno toh... mujhe flirting nahi aati...
He struggled to free himself from Priya's hold...
Ram: Actually kya kehna tha ki mujhe ek chummach makkhan chahiye, ek chumma nahi... Baat yeh hai ki gaadi mei doh aloo ke paranthe hai, aur jaldi ghar jaana tha kyunki bhook lagi thi... Lekin ghar bohot door hai- toh agar tumhara ghar aas paas hai toh mai tumhe drop kar sakta hoon aur agar tum de sakti ho toh mera kaam bhi hojayega.. (He quickly said, then flashed an innocent smile...)
Priya was again shocked π² but she leaves his collar πPriya: what! aapko makkahn chahiye?...ek ladki problem mai hai aur aapko khaane ki sujh rahi hai...aap kaise insan hai
Ram thinking "yeh kaisi aurat hai... abhi bhi gussa kar rahi hai... ab kuch galat bhi nahi kaha maine..."
Ram: tumhe pehle meri flirting se problem thi- joh actually maine kiya bhi nahi, ab mere khane se problem hai ... tum auratien ko humesha problem hoti hai na?
Priya: aap log kaam hi aise karte ho...anyways mere paas butter hai...ghar chaliye aur kha lijiye π
Ram thinks... "ab kaun flirt kar raha hai? π... Kitni jaldi maan gayi"
Ram: Arey pehle batao- woh log joh tumhare peeche pade the... woh kahan hai? I need to sort them out first, then I will eat... lekin share nahi kar sakta okay? π³
Priya thinks "kahin ye kuch ulta na soch le"
Priya: mere peeche hi the par pata nhi kahan gaye ...mujhe chahiye bhi nhi...i dont like aloo ka parantha π...wait hum abhi ghar nhi ja sakte
Ram: tumne sirf mere saath baat karne ke liye jhoot bola na? π... aise karne ki zaroorat hi nahi thi... π ...abhi kyun nahi jaa sakte? mujhe bhook lagi hai
Priya:hello khud ko hero samjh rahe hai kya aap? shakal dekhi hai aaine mai π‘...aapka size dekh kar bhag gaye honge π
hum ghar isliye nhi ja sakte kyunki ghar par kapur with aU hoga aur usey dekh kar mai apna mood kharab nhi karna chahti π
Ram: mujhe mota kaha tumne π²...
Mota nahi hoon mai, thoda healthy hoon... Tumhe bade acche nahi lagte kya? Oh hello... Ram Kapoor hoon mai, yaad hai na? Mere ghar mei bohot saare expensive aaine hai... Shakal toh bohot acchi hai meri... π Aur yeh kapur with a U kaun hai, tumhara bhai?
Priya: maine kahan kaha π aap ne khud admit kiya π...mujhe bade acche lagte hai π³π
chee wo mera bhai nahi hai...bht chipkoo insan hai...peecha hai padha hai mere shaadi ke liyeπ‘
Ram thinking "arey yeh kapur toh haddi bangaya... Mere aur mere paranthe ke beech"
Ram: Aise karte hai... Jhoot bolte hai, ki mai tumse shaadi karne wala hoon... Bhaag jayega! Aur phir mai apne paranthe kha sakta hoon... Lekin suno... Agar tum sach mei shaadi karna chahti ho, toh abhi kehdo... Manaa nahi karunga π
Priya: idea bura nhi hai π mai aapko apna as boyfriend introduce karwaungi toh shaadi ka bhoot utar jayegaππ...arey paranthe khane ke liye ghar jaane ki kya zaroorat...mera restaurant kareeb mai hai hum wahan lunch kar sakte haiπ...mai free provide karungi aapko...mujhe patana aasan nhi hai...pehle mujhe pata kar dikhaye phir sochungi shaadi ke baare ππ
Ram: tumhara restaurant hai? Phir toh shaadi karni padegi tumse π€£ pehle naam toh batao... Ram Kapoor ke liye, kuch bhi aasan hai... Lekin mai tumhe kyun patao... Tum mujhe nahi pata sakti...
Ram thinks: actually pata liye... Restaurant hai tumhare paas π
Priya: sorry maine aapko apna naam nhi bataya π...wo kya hai na mujhe khud ko flaunt karne ki aadat nhi haiπ...i am Priya sharma...owner of Sharma hotels n restaurants π...i am very stubborn...agar pat bhi gayi toh aasani se accept nhi karungiπ...restaurant hai isi liye patayengeπ‘ like that kapur with a U π‘
Ram: you are the owner of Sharma hotels and restaurants π² waise tumhari biscuit jaisi kamar se lagta nahi ki you own a restaurant... π² tumne mujhe uss Kapur ke saath compare kiya π² ab mai nahi patane wala... Ab mujhe sirf makkhan nahi chahiye... As an apology you have to make me fresh aloo ke paranthe
Priya: kamar aur restaurant ka kya connection hai π...aap abhi use mile bhi nhi hai...dont worry he doesnt match you anywhere...u r far betterππ...me n aloo paranthe π²...mujhe banana nhi ata...next tym jab milenge tab khila dungi π abhi chai chalegi adrak wali π
Ram: connection hai... Tumhari kamar se lagta hai ki tumhe khaane se allergy hai π€£kaisi ladki ho tum! Tumhe aloo ke paranthe banana nahi aata... Ek minute... Next time... Matlab tum phir milna chahti ho mujhe... Priya ab tum mere saath flirt kar rahi ho? I knew it, no one can resist Ram's charm... π... Aaj adrak wali chai chalega... Wait... Tum jhoot bol rahi ho, aisa ho nahi sakta ki tumhe banana nahi aata... You just don't want to make my paranthe for me, because you don't want to apologise... Ego jo hai na!!
Priya: haan mujhe khane se allergy hai but dont worry khilane se nhi hai π€£...ego aur mujhme...huh..aap egoistic hai jo kuch bhi soch rahe hai...aap mere kya lagte hai jo mai paranthe banau π..mujhe flirting karni nhi aati ...aapne kaha na k mujhme ego hai toh ab chai bhi nhi milegi π
Ram: khaane se allergy hai π² kitni alag ho tum!! Mai tumhara "boyfriend" hoon yaad hai na... Toh tumhe paranthe banana padega mere liye!!! Mai sikhata hoon na, flirting kaise karte hai π... Fine mujhe chai nahi chahiye! Arey Priya woh dekho... Lagta hai woh log aagaye... Joh tumhare peeche pade the... Mai jaa raha hoon, bye...
(He walks slowly, waiting for Priya to stop him)
Priya: utni bhi alag nhi hoon π...temporary n unreal bf π...kaha na next tym jab milenge tab khila dungi...aap ek baat ke peeche hi kyu padh jaate haiπ‘π...ok, bye...jayie π‘
Priya murmurs "khud ko mera bf bolte hai aur help nhi kar sakte"π‘
Priya thinks "mujhe hi apni help karni hogi but kaise?π...haan pepper spray hai na bag mai wo use karti hoon aur yeh heels kab kaam aayegi π"
Ram thinks "arey yeh toh heels uthar rahi hai... Mujhe marne ke liye?..." He gets scared so he runs back to her...
Ram: mai kuch kehna bhool gaya... (He stands in front of Priya so that she is hidden... but doesn't admit that he is helping her... The gunde walk past them because they didn't see Priya)
Tumhari bindi... Teedhi hai!! π€£
Priya: aap yeh kehne wapis aaye the π²
Priya has seen gunde walking past them n thiinks "seedhe seedhe kahiye na mei help karne aaye the" π
Priya tries to put her bindi in center but couldn't π
Ram: haan yehi kehne waapas aaya... Kyun tumne kya socha, mai waapas aaya tumhe help karne ke liye?
He makes funny faces as she attempts to put her bindi in the centre... But gets irritated so he does it for her
Priya: thank you π³π...mujhe kyu lagega k aap meri help karne aaye the π...mai abhi chalti hoon...bye...next tym paranthe lekar aajaungi...tym aur adresss bata dena π³π...yeh mera card hai π
Ram thinks "arey wah, thank you kehdiya, lekin sorry nahi keh sakti"
Ram holds the card from one side, while Priya is still holding the other...
Ram thinks again "madat toh kardiya, reward toh milna chahiye"
Ram: wait... Mera chumma... I mean chummach... Makkhan ka?
Priya leaves the end of cardπ
Priya thinks "kitna ajeeb insan hai yeh abhi bhi chumma..chummmach ...makkan ki padi hai π‘...yeh nhi k ladki akeli hai lift offer kare " π
Priya goes to nearby store n buys chummach makkhan n gives it to Ram π€£
Priya: lijiye...ek toh madad nhi ki , upar se makhan chahiye...itna makhan mat khayie mote hojayenge ...can i leave now?
Priya thinks "maine apna card diya but inhe toh zaroorat bhi mehsoos nhi huyi apna card ya contact no dene. ki ...na de, mai konsa mari jarahi hoon" π π€£
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