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SET 2 😛
1. How many stars are there in the sky?More than 10 trillion if you count all the galaxies. But only one, my shining star. 😆2. If stars dont really twinkle then why do we teach "Twinkle twinkle little stars" to kids?So mummy pappa can make the kids fall asleep and make more kids.3. If there is a God, then why cant we see him/her?Who says you can't see him, he is all around you in every breathing thing.4. Why do we have millions of Gods across the world? And if m in problem wich God is most free to help me 😕Your inner God, remember God only helps those who help themselves.5. Why is orange called orange but Apple not red?Because its copy righted by Steve Jobs6. Why do fish swim and birds fly?Some fish can fly and some birds can swim. 😳7. Why doesnt circle has corners?Isn't a circle by definition cornerless?8. Why do we have only one moon while Jupiter has 67?Aap ho na, aap aur aap ki chandini so one moon is enough.9.Does Mars have a life? If yes then y cant we see it?Because we aren't looking in the right places.10. If I keep digging the Earth, will I find the hell?The earths mantel is very hot so it could be defined as hell but nah its not hell.
SET 3
1. When was the last time you cried and why?Day before yesterday, I was cutting onions.2. What did you do on your 18th birthday?As usual indulged in a night of debauchery3. Who was your first crush?Some nurse at my local clinic4. Have you ever done it in a car?😉Yes and also got caught it was in a park and police kicked us out.5. If DD begs you for one night stand, what will you do?I must do what every good man does to help a lady in distress. I will bang her brains out until her knees wobble and she no longer stands for the night.6. When you visit India, if a big fat Punjabi aunty comes to you, pulls your cheek and kisses you...wat will u do to get her off you?Nothing, I will let her manhandle me.7. If you become PM for one day, what would you do?Reduce military budget, bring universal health care, form a regulatory body to control inflation and grocery prices, invest in clean water technology, reduce taxes and improve road conditions.8. If you become VJ fr 1 day, then what would you do?I will redefine the rules, make them more clear and concise and keep them in uniformity. Remove the chaska meter, the bullying and remunerate the moderators handsomely with the ad revenue.9. Write love story for KSG and DDA jobless hobo is sitting on the street at night crying because his fair and lovely tube ran out, suddenly a man eater DD emerges from the shadow of the night and licks her feet and stuffs his hobo face in her DD's which causes him to suffocate with all the sweaty boobs and he passes out.10. What do you think about me?You are also your fathers daughter, highly intelligent and full of life. You have the zeal to learn things and you are quite learned and have a good head on your shoulders. You care a lot for those who matter to you and you have a strong will power.
SET 4
1.If you were travelling in a jungle, and lion comes in front of you. Wat would you do?I will spread my arms to look bigger and try to scream loud in hoping to scare him away. But considering that I have no chance, I will think about my family in the final moments till Im eaten away.2. If you have the opportunity of being born in a big BW family, which name wud u chose? Khan, Kapoor or chopra?Kapoor3. If you had to date one TV actress, who would it be?Umm I don't know many but maybe Surbhi Jyoti?4. If KJo invites you for KWK, who would you want to be your partner? (from LFDR)Hooligan5. What would you prefer to become from these two: Vampire or Werewolf?Vampire, it so stupid to bark, growl and run around on 4 feet.6. If you are invited to join Hogwarts, which house you would want to be in?Hufflepuff maybe?7. BJP or congress.. Which political party is better?None, they are both the same. Its just an illusion to serve the country in name of democracy and republic.8. Whose photo would you want to paste on your chest? (from LFDR) 😉Haven't seen much people from LFDR, so it would be you in that short skirt.9. If you woke up to find yourself as Barun Sobti, what would you do?I will go back to sleep.10. Choose the options for following people: kill, hug, kiss, miss, skip, slapI would refrain from killing anyone since I have no reason, yet.Rits HugOmni MissFarah HugShelly HugPenta SlapTrouble SkipPencil HugNaina HugAshra HugHLG SlapFT SkipCM HugAlina HugCari Hug
Not bad, today you are firing from all cylinders. 3 set of questions 😲. I liked them, they were fun and different.
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