1. Najma (Sister, that's fine)
2. Ayaan (Half-brother, that's fine)
3. Nikhat (Half-sister, that's fine)
4. Nuzhat (Half-sister, that's fine)
5. Humeira (Half-brother's ex, acceptable)
6. Imran (Sister's husband, acceptable)
7. Farhan (Half-sister's husband, acceptable even though I swear I thought Farhan was older)
8. Haider (WHAT? WHY? He may be Zoya's brother - elder at that, but somehow still younger than Asad - but I mean, he doesn't even know how he's related to this lot!!)
Which makes Zoya and Tanveer only younger people on the show who don't call him Bhaijaan.
Now I have two important questions:
1. How the hell old is Asad?!
2. And when will Tanveer start calling him Bhaijaan? Please make it happen please please pretty please.