Tired of Salman's charity nonsense

Salman 😲 yeh kya ho gaya?

Calls his manager: Reshu sweetheart what is happenin?

Reshma Shetty decides to google...there is something with Muzaffarnagar riot victims? What do they mean riot victims? Let me call some media buddies and ask.

Salman 😳 chalo theek hain sweetheart.

Reshma Shetty finally learns why the politcians and now also the common men have started to scream: SHAME.

PROBLEM: Salman has to shake it within a few hours...so no way he could just back out.

RESHU SWEETY KYA KAROON AB? Mera reputation ka sawaal hai yaar.

Reshma: Just say you will donate whatever money you get.

Salman shakes...politicians fume more and the people of Muzaffarnagar 🤬

Salman: CHARITY YAAR! CHARITY! YOU ALL WILL BE SAVED BY ME! I SHAKED MY CARROT FOR THE PEOPLE!

Unfortunately this isn't enough cuz the media doesn't stop giving poor eeeh rich Salman a hard time...so Reshma to the rescue with some nice added extra's:

In a statement that followed a storm of criticism on social media, Mr Khan said his NGO, Being Human, had pledged to fund 200 paediatric surgeries in Uttar Pradesh on behalf of all artistes who performed at the event.

"Whenever I visit a place for a performance or a promotion, I see it as an opportunity to help the locals in the areas of healthcare or education," he said, detailing his organisation's work in various cities.

"In Etawah, Being Human, on behalf of all artists who performed yesterday, has committed to fund 200 paediatric heart surgeries in UP. There is already a wait list of 81 children who are being moved to Fortis Hospital Gurgaon and their surgeries will get done by the month end. Being Human is in touch with local NGOs and hospitals for their lists also."

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I know that his blind fans are screaming: See he is such a good person!

I'm sure he is...Salman never does anything wrong...he never lies...he is a great person 😳

-Aishu aunty is a pathological liar who just decided to accuse him of abuse. Lieing is so fun 😊

-No way Salman ever shot at endangered animals...he wasn't even there he was in Mumbai. The police just arrested him in Mumbai and then claimed he was all the time in Jodhpur. Mumbai and Jodhpur police force collaborated to ruin his life.

-No way Salman ever touched alcohol in his life and drived under the influence of alcohol...and hell no that he ran over some street dwellers that according to him shouldn't even have been on the street cuz it's not safe. He even offered every homeless person in India a nice luxury appartment but saale kaminey they refused. HOW DARE THEY SLEEP ON THE STREETS! Besharam bewakoof 2RS people 😡

-No way Salman splashed alcohol in Somy Ali's face. He just punched the table and then water splashed on her face.

-AND SALMAN IS FULLY AWARE OF WHATEVER HAPPENS IN EVERY STATE OF INDIA. He reads the newspapers every day. Then he watches the news and then he goes on the internet to read more articles. So obviously he doesn't deserves all this hatred now. He already planned to donate money the minute he knew he had to shake it all at the lame Saifai event.

Salman 😳

...no it won't happen. I hate good guys! I mean even my dad is more exciting! Even my dad drives under the influence of alcohol. Whenever we go to a birthday party or wedding obviously he drinks daaru with his brothers. Now my mum can't drive and neither can I so he has to drive when we go home. YES UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL while we keep him as clear as possible by talking to him. 👏

I love exciting men 😳

KRK > SALMAN KHAN

Don't nitpick on Bollywood: Shah Rukh Khan defends Salman Khan, Madhuri Dixit's performance in Mulayam's ancestral village

All India | Edited by Mala Das | Updated: January 10, 2014 01:38 IST

New Delhi: Actor Salman Khan, pilloried for performing at the Saifai Mahotsav in Uttar Pradesh where thousands of people in riot-hit Muzaffarnagar are struggling to survive, on Thursday said the event was an opportunity for him to help people.

The actor, along with Madhuri Dixit and Deepika Padukone, was among over two dozen celebrities who performed at the Bollywood night in Saifai on Wednesday, which closed the fortnight-long event slammed for its lavish scale and poor timing.

"In Etawah, Being Human, on behalf of all artists who performed yesterday, has committed to fund 200 paediatric heart surgeries in UP," Khan said, in a statement following a storm of criticism on social media.

"Whenever I visit a place for a performance or a promotion, I see it as an opportunity to help the locals in the areas of healthcare or education," the 48-year-old added, detailing his organisation's work in various cities.

Madhuri Dixit also took to Twitter to defend the performances.

"As artists and celebrities, we believe in using our reach to help others through drawing attention to the needs of the day," she tweeted.

While the actors were being slammed for what many called as insensitivity, actor Shah Rukh Khan backed his colleagues, saying "it was unfair to nitpick on Bollywood for everything."

"I have seen on news what's happening and I can understand the media's point of view but... We are performers and that's our job," said the actor, in a show of support.