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Originally posted by: Meera_Naksh

kab de rahi ho mere sawalon ki jawab??

Originally posted by: Mayo2424

Bohot jald 😉

Originally posted by: Meera_Naksh

tat's great..a few questions fr u...😳🤣

Why are there no size "B" batteries ?... Khuda Jane 😆

Why are they called apartments when they are units all together ? Ok.
Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in? 🤢
Isn't it scarry that a doctor's office is called a practice? Sure it is 🥱
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ? Lol because it's no fun if u do it URSELF 
Why are carrots not called oranges, as they are more orange than oranges? Hailaaa 
Why are builders afraid of a 13th floor, but publishers not afraid of a chapter 11? UFFFOO 
Why is it called a rainbow, it's not a bow on top of rain. Why not rain prisim? Too much of physics! 
If a seagull flew over the bay, would it be called a bagel ? Ofcourse 
Do pediatricians play miniature golf ? They can 
If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun? He's a scardey cat 🥱
What is the speed of Dark ? Mmm, 0?
Did the early settlers go camping ? Ye kon hain?
Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ? Nope,
If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ? Hahahaha I'll have to ask the fly itself
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck ? 20 tables 
Can an ambidextrious person make an off hand remark ? I don't even know what that means 
Do you feed a boogie fever ? What on earth is hat? O.o
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ? How can u be born again ?
Why don't they invent a cordless extension cord ? Well it won't be cordless then?
Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ? So we can focus 😆
Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?) OOOI Naksh style 
Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ? NO! 
If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless ? I'll ask n let u know meera 😈
Why did the chicken really cross the road ? ... Well it could've just flown right...must've been a dumb animal 
Why does an alarm clock go off, by going on ? Because its meant to
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ? They are very particular about their hair so they keep it brushed 24/7
Why is cheese so secret that we must shred it ? Cheese is yummy 
When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ? Eww. Cows don't laugh.
What do they use to ship styrofoam ? A boat?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ? So they don't catch the disease?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ? Er. Inappropriate 🥱
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings? He'd burn me to death.
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ? No.
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ? Maybe 
What is another word for thesaurus ? How the hell am I supposed to know?
Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase? Coz we are weird
If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ? Definitely 
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ? Lol no
How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign++ u don't? 
Is it possible to have a civil war ? I guess?
Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ?  Good question 
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ? Hmmm?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ? Ok. 
If you choked a Smurf, what color whould it turn ? Purple ?
Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ? Yeah totally 
If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress? Hahaha sure.
Is animal shampoo tested on humans? Eww hope not
Why don't they call moustaches Mouthbrows? Coz that sounds pathetic🤣
Could it be that Boulders are statues of big rocks? Wy not ? 
Can they put more clowns than people in a Taxi ? Ofcourse, clowns are flexible can fit anywhere 
Why do Kamakazee pilots wear helmets ? Kama what?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ? God knows
Do fish get thirsty ? Nah, they live in water na 🤣
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ? Never experienced such a things so can't say? 
Why is abbreviation such a long word ? Because.
How would you throw away a garbage can ? UD burn it
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ? Don't know
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? No 
Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun ? Hell yes
Why do they but braille numbers on drive-up ATM's ? -_-
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment, UFFFOO 
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? UFf. 
Why isn't the word phonetic spelt like it sounds ? Ummm t is silent 
Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt ? Because people can pee in pants -_-🤣
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date ? Coz it can get bitter?
also Why do croutons have an expiration date ? - Wouldn't they just get better ? No don't think so.
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ? U tell me?
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ?to keep out unwanted ppl 
Would a blind tourist use a sighseeing eye dog ? So the dog can enjoy ? 
Why does santa work only one night a year ? Santa be a bad man :P
Why is the word dyslexia so hard to read ? 0.o OK 
Do elves really wear those shoes with the curling tips ?yes for sure
Is there another word for synonym ? Nah 
If you wear a sheet for halloween are you a ghost or a mattress ? Ghost !!
Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines ? Nooo
Why don't they just make food stamps edible ? Shouldn't they?? 
Would they invent fireproof matches ? No, they wouldn't light up then 
Should a mute be yelled at for talking with their hands full ? No poor person
Would they invent a solar powered flashlight? Sure
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ? no
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ? EW 
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ? Nope
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ? Probably 
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ? Khuda Jane 
Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a chinaman ? I suppose so. 

Hate u meera what annoying questions made me feel dumb

But no just kidding enjoyed answering. Now u read my stupid answers !! :P

Originally posted by: Meera_Naksh

set-3

these r very special as i hav typed myself😆 I LOVE THESE ONES 😉

1.wic shampoo do u use? Herbal essence.😆

2.Fav biscuit? Cocomo. 

3.wic soap do u use? Dial hand wash.

4.What wil u do if u win 1 crore in a lottery? Save it.

5.Fav subject? Math and psychology and bio.

6.Fav place? Everywhere 😊

7.Fav color? Pink, purple, green, blue, black, red and white. I know too many 😆

8.Fav Attire? Desi/ western good with any thing decent 

9.Do u hav any siblings?hw many?? Yeah 3 sisters 😛

10.Fav nailcolor? So many! Any shade of pink,red, blue

11.Wic channel u love to watch? None specifically but SP for yrkkh.

12.Hw many hours u use net per day? I'll remember next time I use.

13..Hw many hours u sleep a day? 6/7 

14.Fav drink? Any juice! Or water 

15.Boring subject? History 

16.Do u hav short hair or long hair? Short 😊

17.Do u prefer heels or flats? Both depends on the occasion 

18.With whom u like to quarrel d most? My sister 😆

19.Fav comedian? Don't have any !? 😕

20.If u hav super powers wat wil u do? Fix the problems in the world, create peace.  

21.If u get a chance to invisible wat wil u do?Hehehehehh 😈 

22.If u hav wings where do u fly frst? Mmm fly to wonderland 

23.Fav Dish? Too many 😛 anything Italian, Pakistani and Chinese 

24.Fav newspaper? Don't read 😆

25.Fav book? Too many 😆 a thousand splendid suns to be specific 

26.Fav Novel? Jane eyre 

27.Fav author? Khaled hosseni 

28.Fav website. Twitter/Fb/IF 

29.Fav quote? "Before u embark on a journey of revenge dig two graves."

"Trust is a difficult thing. Whether it's finding the right people to trust... ...or trusting the right people will do the wrong thing. But trusting your heart... ...is the riskiest thing of all. In the end... ...the only person we can truly trust... ...is ourself."

"For you a thousand times over"

"But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie"

"And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too"

"Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always." 

30.Fav festival? Eid

31.Fav month? November /October 

32.Fav day? All weekdays 

33.Fav letter? M 

34.Fav name? Mmm don't know hina is a pretty name ! 😊

35.Fav vehicle? Car

36.Fav number? 4

37.The maximum amount u spent on ur shopping? Ummm depends 

38.ur eye color?? Dark brown 

39.ur hair color? Black

40.Do u wear spects?? Yup

41.Do u hav any phobia? Lizard o phobia and phobia of heights 

42.Fav cartoon? Power puff girls 

43.Fav pen?? Any pointer 

44.Fav Pencil?? Any 

45.If u r attending an important xam wic pen do u prefer?? Pointer 

46.Fav chocolate? Too many kitkat, twix, fererro rocher, reeses, mars...etc

47.In wic floor do u prefer to live? Any?

48.Hav u ever bunked classes? Barely!

49.Hav u ever slept in class? Not yet! 

50.Wic tooth paste do u use? Colgate 

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Meera_Naksh

set-2

What are caterpillars afraid of? Lizards 

Why is the letter T like an island? Idk

Why can't Batman go fishing? Coz he's ugly 

Why was the broom late for breakfast? Because it wasn't hungry

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields? 🤢 To hide it from rukmini 🤣
What did one eye say to the other? Naksh eyeees  "I love u" 

What should never be eaten after its served? TENNIS BALL 🤣

What did the tie say to the hat? YOU GO ON HEAD I'LL HANG AROUND 🤣

Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside! 

What did the ghost say to the invisible man? I can see u 

What music do Mummies like? wRAP music 😕

What did the math book say to the history book? I might have problems but could u spare me a date?

What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking? Wrap UR self In shrink wrap 🤢

What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number? Uh oh! 

How do you make seven even? Removing "s"

What do you call a country where all the automobiles are pink? Barbie world 

What kind of witch lives on the beach? Meera 🤣🤗

When is a car not a car? When it's a truck?

What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do? UR brain? HAHAHAH 

What do skeletons use to communicate? Bones 

Why do dogs scratch themselves? To get rid of the flies 

five guys walk into a bar, why didn't the sixth? He died 

Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose? Coz they're better at pocha 

Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench? Coz he wanted to look at her


A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50 inch waist. What does he weigh? 250000000 kgs 

You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out? Break down the walls! 


Who said: "Duh suddle cub up to borrow"? Meera 🥱


Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it? Don't know 


The more you feed it The more it grows high But if you give it water It shall quickly Die What is it?? Fish? 

The Beginning of eternity
The end of space
The beginning of every end 
The end of every place 
What am I?????? 
Cockroach !!

Why is the sun so bright? Coz it's a star 


What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?  P...E


A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping his car he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up and walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way. What was in the bottle? :/ 

Why did a man get off the elevator everyday on the 15th floor and walk upstairs to his home on the 27th floor? 
He was mad 

Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left. None 


Issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, what do you need next? Issues ?


What did the cherry tree say to the farmer? Stop eating me 


What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Nothing they both screech like crazy