*:*Navya chat club *:*55(Closed) - Page 109

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: €œI€™m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.€

Guy B: €œOh.. That€™s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?€

Guy A: €œI Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.€

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? 🤣 

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then€.
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!  🤣

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. 🤣

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?  🤣 🤣

@neha school nahi gayi thi kya??? Edited by mussu - 10 years ago

Originally posted by: tareyfan

mmusssuuu !! mme tooo here 😃

Originally posted by: mussu

@neha school nahi gayi thi kya???

Originally posted by: shamya_for_life

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?  🤣 🤣

 yeh wala smily kahn se utha ke layi ?? 

Originally posted by: tareyfan

 yeh wala smily kahn se utha ke layi ?? 

n joke ke liye 🤣