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Originally posted by: .MadHatter.
I'm baccck! 😃 And Ranjini starts sweating in 3...2...1...
Rate out of 10:Haseena Bi's make-up:10/10-Goes perfectly with her character😆Dilshad's fringes:Um, 510.. I guess it suits Shalini but does not go with Dilshad's character..Either ways, she looked more elegant during the initial episodes😆Asad's libido:How can you rate something which is totally non-existent?😳Zoya's outfits:Ranges from 2/10 to 8/10..Pretty inconsistent😆 The jeans that she wears is horrible though..Constant 2/10 in that regard😆Tannu's sexiness:The rating meter just combusted out of the extreme hotness☺️Shireen's hair:9/10😳-I love the bird's nest..No wonder Rashid has three kids with her😳The OOJJ dance:Its 10/10 in the embarrassment meter😆The-scene-that-shall-not-be-named:Ah this is kinda impossible man..It was crass, depressing, traumatic, disgusting, embarrassing, cheap, tacky and gross as hell🤢 How do you rate this epic scene? There are some things which can never be valued or measured😳 This is impossible to rate..Its an intangible feeling which cannot be expressed in tangible terms😆KSG's abs:Erm, 8 or 9/ 10 i guess..I have no idea..I like men with their shirts on..I find Asad hotter in his formals than those numerous shirtless scene😆Surbhi's sense of humour:I have no idea😕 How am i supposed to rate this? Am totally blank here though i have seen all their segments..I do know she is a chatterbox though😆Armapali's contribution to TRPs:Lets just say i don wanna insult the intelligence of the TRP generating audience..So yeah, ZILCH, NADA, NIL😆KaBhi friendship:😆 10/10 in the troll meter😆 In general, i guess 8/ 10😆Arnav and Khushi's chemistry:The initial 8 months, 9/10..and then when shit hit the roof, 5/10 i guess😆KaSh's chemistry:You do know i haven't watched DMG right?😆 I have seen a few of their scenes on YT and they seem to have good chemistry though i absolutely hate cheesy romance..So yeah from an objective point of view, 8/10😆KaSu's chemistry:No idea..I haven't watched a single scene of theirs till date😆KaJen's chemistry:Ok from the little i have seen, they don really have sizzling chemistry..In general, i find real life couples boring onscreen..So yeah, 6/10 i guess😆OUR chemistry 😳:Beyond any rating😳 We sizzle dude😳 But since its necessary to express it in terms of numbers, lets just say 10/10😳4lions' sissy-ness:9/10-They rock in that category😆 I'l never forget their 'dekhna hai toh dekho'😆Shivani the stylist:She needs to be fired asap..4/10 only because am a largehearted soul😆QH Forum:I have a lot of friends here with whom i love to discuss, so yeah 8/10..I reduced two marks keeping in mind all the unsavory elements in this forum 😆IF's management:Erm, 6/10😆IF is more of a fanclub and it takes the fan in the fanclub a lil too seriously😆Rate out of 10 your:Intelligence:Erm 7/10 i guess..Am really modest man😳😆Honesty:Again 7/10 cos i try my best to be diplomatic about everything in life😆Sense of humour:6/10Shallowness:9/10-Am a really shallow person😆 Thats probably why i keep cribbing about Asad's hair😆Sensitivity:9/10😎 Yup i haven't really been that insensitive about anything in life😆Arrogance:Er 5/10😆Charisma:7/10
Done..Ab bas bhi karo meri maa😆
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