~DEMONSINGH'S CORNER~ CID IPL Special Part 1 (Page 24) - Page 18

CID IPL SPECIAL

ABHIJEET(ENTERING BUREAU) - ARRE DAYA GOOD MORNING DOST!

DAYA WHO WAS READING NEWSPAPER LOOKS UP- GOOD MORNING ABHIJEET! ACHI NEEND AAYI.

ABHIJEET - HAAN YAAR JAB KOI CASE NAHI HOTA TAB TO AACHI NEEND HI AATI HAI

DAYA - VO TO HAI

CONTINUES READING THE NEWSPAPER

ABHIJEET - ITNI DHYAN SE KYA PADH RAHO HO DAYA?

DAYA - ARRE BOSS VO IPL AA RAHA HAI NA USKE BAARE MEIN EK ARTICLE PADH RAHA HUN

ABHIJEET - ARRE HAAN! TO ISS BAAR TUM KIS TEAM KO SUPPORT KAR RAHE HO?

DAYA - CHENNAI SUPER KINGS

ABHIJEET - ISS SAAL BHI? PICHLI BAAR TO MUMBAI INDIANS JEETA NA

DAYA - TO KYA HUA MERA BHAI DHONI CSK MEIN HAI

ABHIJEET - TUMHARA BHAI?

DAYA - HAAN TUMHE NAHI PATA THA BOSS ARRE VO TO SCHOOL SE HI MERA YAAR HAI

ABHIJEET - OH HO! TO USSE KUCH CRICKET SIKHA?

DAYA(JOKINGLY) - ARRE BOSS MEIN AUR VO TO SCHOOL MEIN CRICKET CHAMPIONS THE

ABHIJEET - KYA PHEK RAHE HO DAYA TUM CRICKET BHI KHELTE HO

DAYA - HAAN TO ISME ITNA CHAUKNE KI KYA BAAT HAI BOSS!?

ABHIJEET - NAHI AISE HI

DAYA - TUM KHELTE HO?

ABHIJEET - ARRE MEIN AUR SACHIN TENDULKAR COLLEGE CHAMPS THE CRICKET MEIN

DAYA-KYA BAAT BOSS!

ABHIJEET - HASO MAT I AM SERIOUS

DAYA - AACCHA TO ISSI BAAT PE EK MATCH HO JAAYE BOSS?

ABHIJEET - SURE SURE AGAR TUMHE HARNA PASAND HAI TO

DAYA - VO TO MATCH KE BAAD MALUM PADEGA

ACP ENTERS

ACP - NOT A BAD IDEA

ABHIJEET AND DAYA-GOOD MORNING SIR... HUM TO YUNHI

ACP - NAHI SDACH MEIN ISS MATCH KE BAHANE PURI TEAM KA REUNION BHI HO JAAYEGA AUR KASRAT BHI

ABHIJEET - PAR SIR...

ACP - DAR GAAYE?

DAYA - HAAN SIR LAGTA TO HAI

ABHIJEET - NAI..NAI MEIN TAIYAAR HUN SIR AAP BHI KHELENEGE

ACP - MEIN SOCH RAHA THA SALUKHE AUR CHITROLE KE SAATH UMPIRING KARUNGA AUR COMMENTRY KE LIYE BHI DO SPECIAL LOGON KO JANTA HUN.

DAYA AND ABHIJEET TOGETHER- CHITROLEY SIR UMPIRING KARENGE?

ACP - ARRE YE DEMONSINGH STORY HAI YAHAN KUCH BHI HOTA HAI

ABHIJEET AND DAYA -

ACP TO TAYE RAHA VERY SONN ON THIS THREAD -

DAYA DAREDEVILS VS.

ABHIJEET ROYALS

DIRECTOR / WRITER / PRODUCER - DEMONSINGH

⭐️ING - CID TEAM😛 AND CERTAIN CHARECTERS😆

So, the battle motive was set. The battle plan was formed. Spirits soared! Hearts roared! Courage bloomed! Desires of victory zoomed! ground was prepared. Extra bats and balls purchased. Team's uniforms were decided All seemed to be set... except a minor problem. There were no teams to play the match with.

ACP sir(standing on the ground in an umpire's getup)😉 - Ab pata chala, jaldbaazi karne ka anjam? Sab kuch karne ko tayyar ho gaye par teams ke baare mein socha hi nahi! Hum hain idhar 9 log... aur zarurat hai 22 logon ki. Ab kahan se laaoge baaki 13 logon ko?😡

Freddy sir - Haan sir, gadbad toh ho gayi hai. Iske baare mein toh socha hi nahi.😭

ACP sir - (angrily looking at Abhijeet and Daya sirs) Toh ab kya karoge, haan? Salunkhe se bologe ek Duplicator Laser Beam bana de taak hum sab ke clones ban jaayein?😡

Nikhil - Vaise idea bura nahi hai, sir.😃

ACP - Chup karo Nikhil! Aur ye kya hai! Tumhaare Itne lambe baal

Nikhil - haan sir vo Ishann Sharma jaisa khelna chahta hun to Salukhe sir se requeats karne par unhone do minute mein mere liye hair growing tonic bana diya! Lag raha hun na Ishaan sharma😳

ACP - hey bhagwaan ye...pehle teams to banane do

Enter DCP

DCP - Team ka to nahi pata magar ek problem solve ho gaya

Everyone turns o see DCP Chitrole

ACP sir - Arre, Chitrole saab! Ye kya?😕

DCP - Kya? Kya hai, Pradyuman?

Abhijeet sir - Woh, sir... aap jab bhi aate hain toh zameen hil jaati hai, baadal garajte hain aur duniya ulti ho jaati hai. Aaj aisa kuch bhi nahi. Kya hua?😉😉

DCP - Oh... (scratches chin) woh abhi pata chalega tum sabko. Par uske pehle, ek briefing karni hai. Sab log aao idhar.

Disheartened, already knowing it cannot be good news, the team gathers together.

DCP - Sabse pehle toh tum sabko jaanna chahiye ki we need to remain FRESH. Wohi wohi sab chalega toh kisi ko CID mein interest nahi reh jaayega. Isliye, humne CID ko ek ideal soap banane ko try kiya tha. Isse audience bhi badhegi aur criminals bhi gumraah honge, toh zyada accha YSPT karne ko milega.

Silence on the ground. Everyone worked hard to keep their expressions straight, for various reasons.

DCP - (continuing) Par kal maine ye realize kiya ki mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi.

Everyone perked up at once. They couldn't believe what they were hearing. Were their ears deceiving them?

Daya sir - Sir... aap kya keh rahe hain?

Abhijeet sir - Sach mein??

DCP - Haan, sach mein. Soch bhi nahi sakta ki Chitrole se aisi galti kaise ho sakti hai!

Everyone is both shocked and somewhat pleased now. Looks like times were changing after all.

ACP sir - Hum khush hain aapne maan liya, sir. Aakhir team mein naye members ki kya zaroorat? Hum sab -

DCP - (sharply) Kya matlab, Pradyuman? You dare to challenge my decision?

Everyone is shocked for a different reason now.

Freddy sir - Par sir, abhi toh aapne kaha...

DCP - Mera matlab ye that Freddy, ki CID ko toh soap bana diya maine... tum sab ko bahu bana diya, lekin ek cheez toh sochi hi nahi! Soap hote huey bhi CID mein koi saas nahi hai! Aur CID mein aaj tak zombies aaye , batmaen aaye etc etc magar koi janvaar nahi aaya. To dono problems saath mein solve kar daala... ur aaj mein issi saas ko tumhaare match mein commentry karne laya hun😉

DCP - Isliye maine ye plan kiya hai, ki jald se jald humari unit ko ek saas ki zaroorat hai. Aur who bhi koi aisi-waisi saas nahi. We have to be different! I present to you... for the first time in India... the one and only... TIGER SAAS!!

 ACP , Daya , Abhijeet , Freddy , Salukhe :😕

Nikhil ;😲

As their eyes dart towards the entrance of the field some strange creature walks in. Wearing a saree with a face of a tiger.

ACP - Ye kya mazak hai?😡

Tiger : Arre ACP Mazak nahi hai hai! Mein aaj se tum sab ki saas, tiger saas magar tum sab ke liye sirf saasuma samjhe

Daya(To abhijeet) - Boss tumhe pata hai mene aaj tak shaadi kyun nahi ki?

Abhijeet - kyun Daya?

Daya - khatarnak saas ke darr se! Lo ab to bina shaadi kiye hi ek bolne waali tiger saas mil gayi🤢

Abhijeet - ab shaadi hogi to ghar mein bhi ek tiger saas aur yahan bhi!😉

Daya - sahi hai😆

ACP - Chitole ye kya mazak hai😡

Chitrole - Pradyuman it is my decision! No one goes against it. Soap fans ko lane ka yahi tarika hai samjha karo.

ACP - hey hagwaan pehle se hi teams ki problem upar se ye...

Nikhil - Sir vaise Purvi kidhar hai?

ACP - Mene usse kisi tarah teams ka intezaam karne ko bola abhi phone karke freddy laati hogi.

 Purvi eneters

Purvi ;Sir mein teams le aayi... ye kya...

Tiger : Ye kaun hai?

DCP : Insp. Purvi hai.

Tiger :Ye bhi bahu hai?

Purvi :Bahu? Magar meri to shaadi bhi nahi hui

Daya :Humaari bhi kahan huyi Purvi magar hum sab bhi iske bahu hai

Purvi :Ein🤢

DCP ;Chodo Purvi bas itna yaad rakho ye tum sabki saas hai aur aaj ki commentator.

ACP - Purvi teams kahan hai?

Purvi (to ACP) - Right here sir (Behind) - Aap log aa jayiye..

Enter Old cops

Team - 😃😳

Purvi - Ok sir ye raha teams ka list😎

DAYA DAREDEVILS - Nikhil , Tasha , Sachin , Rajat , Muskaan , Kaveri , Pankaj , Vineet

ABHIJEET ROYALS - Purvi , Asha , Aditi , Vivek , freddy , niyati , sudakar , daksh

All applaud

ACP :Aacha chalo theek hai sab uniforms mein taiyaar ho jaao kal match hoga.. aur jaate jaate apni commentator se mil lo tiger saas

Everyone :😕

Purvi : DCP Sir ek hi commenatator hai?😊

DCP :Nahi Purvi ek aur ko appoint kiya hai magar...🤢

Abhijeet : Magar kya sir?😲

DCP :Uska naam bada ajeeb hai!🤢
Abhijeet : Aisa kya naam hai?

DCP : Pata nahi uska asli naam kuch aur hai magar vo khud ko Purvi man bulata hai🤢

TEAMS :😲😕

Purvi :🤢

Chapter 3-

Finally the game is about to begin. The teams enter Daya daredevils dawned in red and Abhijeet royals all in blue. Umpired in their uniforms and Tiger saas sitting in the commenattor box wearing a pink saree

ACP : Kya baat hai... Aur bhai DCP ye PurviMan kidhar hai?😕

Purvi : Usne cancel kar diya ??😃

DCP ; Nahi vo...

Suddenly day changes to night..Darkness engulfs the field and everyone is taken aback. Then a low voice is heard 'Mein tera winnie tu Meri poo.."

Everyone turns to the direction of the sound and a spotlight flashes. Dressed in a suit and hat is a tiny figur standing with it's back to the team As he tuns the team sees he's holding a guitar in his hand rose petals fall on him. Just when he reveals his face duo shouts in chorus : ALIEO😲😲(From DemonSingh's secon stroy)

ACP :😕

Alieo ; Jee haan Alieo urf PurviMan mera naam hoing. Jaise hi mein commentator ke loye add dekhing turant register karing. Taaki apni Purviet ke zyada time spend kar paying. Where is my Purviet. Tea, look around to realize purvi is actually missing

ACP :Purvi kahan gayi

Daya : Sir abhi to yahan thi!

Abhijeet : Alieo ko dekh ke bhag gayi!

Chitrole :Aise kaise bhag gayi! CID officer ho ke jung ke maidaan se bhag gayi?

Dr. Niyati - Sir Purvi ke bina teams even nahi honge😕

Asha - Sir zyada door nahi gayi hogi chalo dhundte hai

ACP : Haan charo taraf phael ke dhoondo.

 The whole team turned the stadium upside down but couldnt find Purvi

Tasha :Aise kaise bhag gayi?😕 Ab kya karenge

Asha - Sir ye kya ho gaya CID ko? Bolne wala tiger ? Romantic alien?😕

ACP - Mat pucha Asha. Ab yahi sab hoga CID mein.. Vo golden era kabhi vaapis nahi aayega kabhi nahi

Freddy : Sir uss ped par..

Abhijeet : Kya hua freddy?

Freddy - Sir uss pedh par kuch hai... koi hai

Daya - Squirrels hongi freddy

Fredy - Naji sir kuch aur bada (Moves closer) Arre Purvi tum yahan..

All rush tio the tree and find Purvin hidden up there

ACP :Purvi abhi neeche utro! Thats an order match shuru karna hai

Purvi ; Sorry sir pehle iss alien ko bhagayiye

She feels a tap on her back. Purvi turns and finds the tiny alien behhind her combing his bald head : Kya haal jaanemun he says

Next momment Purvui is flat on the ground 

DCP : Running : Kya hua Pradyuman?

Nikhil : Purvi pedh se gir gayi sir.. magar theek hai

DCP :Ped se😕

ACP :Chitroley is alien ko le jaao commentator box mein

Purvi : Nahi sir😭

Tiger : Bahu bahu ki tarah rona band kar aur dekh! Tune ghas tod diya usse pehle saaf kar

DCP :Purvi try to understand agar abhi match nahi shuru kiya to show ke fans tamatar marenge

Purvi " Magar sir

DCP(Sternly)- No magars😡

Purvi : Jee sir

DCP : Good sab positions lo aur toss ki tayari karo.. Match shuru hoga abhi!!!

Commentators sat in the box, ACP Pradyuman and te captains Dayay and Abhijeet came in the middle for the toss while their teams stood near by. 

ACP :Bolo kaun heads aur kaun tales?

Abhijeet : Yaar Daya tum bolo kya choose karte ho?

Daya looks at is team

Nikhil : Sir ... sir heads lijiye sir vo mere liye lucky hota hai sir

Pankaj : Haan sir mere liye bhi!

Daya : Chalo theek hai mein heads leta hoon

Abhijeet : Theek hai main tales lea hoon.

The coin was tossed and it landed on tales. Abhijeet Royals had won!

Abhijeet : Kya lein hum?

Asha ; Sir hum pehle bowling karte hai.

Abhijeet : Theek hai?

Royals ; Yes sir

Abhijeet : Hum bowling karenge... Niyati ji aap pehla over lijiye

Niyati - Jee sir! Ab ap dekhiye pehli ball mein hi wicket uda dungi

Abhijeet - good doctor... Sab positions lo Aditi tum udhar jao , Asha left , Vivek aage...

Meanwhile daya daredevils gather

Daya : Pehle kaun jaayega?

Rajat : Sir mein jaata hun!

Daya : Good aur second Batsman

Nikhil : Sir , sir , mein , mein

Daya : Theek hai! Rajat pehle ball mein chakka laga do aur Nik tez daudna!

Nikhil and rajat : Yes sir

The game finally began! 

Dr. Niyati took and rubbed the ball against her trousers and moved back to run. Rajat took his position

Nikhil : Sir six! 

Rajat - Haan tum ready raho!

Fielders took their position

Abhijeet was wicket keeping

As sson as she got the green signal Dr. Nyati ran ahead and finally tossed th ball

Alieo : Ye gaya iss season ki pehli gend! Dr. Niyati ki taraf se badia ball! Ohhh Rajat sir ki taraf se badia shot... Fielders ball ke peeche... Rajat aur Nikhil run le rahe hai. Ball Vivek ke haath mein... Vivek ball fekh rahe hai. Rajat pohonch gaye.. Aur ye kya...RUN OUt!

Rajat : Ye kaise..

DAYA : NIKHIL!!!!!😡 

Rajat turned and saw Nikhil standing midway in the pitch picking something. Daya sir stormed to him angrily!

DAYA : NIik tum kya kar rahe ho!

Nikhil : Sir mere pant mein hole ho gaya aur chillar gir gaye! Mein paison ka apmaan to nahi kar sakta na isliye turant utha liya...

Daya : Nik chalo chodo