In their latest issue, Nickelodeon Magazine included a cut-out cover of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Half-Blood Phoenix at the Cookout of Azkaban," a book intended to get people who haven't read the Harry Potter books up to speed. The summary on the back cover reads:
In this exceptionally fast-paced story, Harry is whisked away to Hogwarts, where he makes friends and enemies and learns Quidditch and fears Lord Voldemort and is hounded by a murderer and gets chosen for the Triwizard Tournament and continues to fear Lord Voldemort and develops a crush on a girl and experiences much pain in his forehead and the death of someone important and still fears Lord Voldemort and has more adventures that leave you on the edge of your seat wondering when this tale - and this sentence - will ever end.
Scans of the issue can be seen Here-
http://www.veritaserum.com/galleries/thumbnails.php?album=15 6&page=1
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