JUST IMAGINE... (basic idea credit Ashu) writtern by me Radhi...
RK isnot step brother of Sultan THE Goldie Bhai... and Bhai want to Chakkar chalao...
Hmmm but what will Bhai Do now... Bhai ate Mentos and jalao his Dimag ki BATTI...
And ek patakha IDEA came to his MIND he gave his certified expression... (actually he is smiling...)
Bhai's plan is action Bhai went to -----------------
RAKHI SAWANT's HOME... yupieee say what ... ;)
DING DONG... Rakhi Sawant opened door.. and shocked
to see Mumbai ka Bhai.. sultan brand new gangster Dubai return...
Rakhi : Sultan ??? you here ???
Sultan : haa mein yaha ... aakhir kyu naa aau... and rushed to her home...
Rakhi : Sultan tum mere ghar me kya kar rahe ho dekho mera tumse koi lena dena nai hai ...
Sultan: lena dena hai Rakhi lena dena hai...
Rakhi: abbey oye thakele cook ki tarah kyu mujhe pakka raha hai sidhe sidhe baat karna ..
Sultan: rakhi tum meri nazayas biwi ho ...
Rakhi : abbey oye yede sabko teri tarah yeda samaj rakha hai kya gadhe... meine aaj tak jitney lafde kiye hai duniya ke samne kiye hai teri tarah characterless nahi hu ... jo bhi hu duniya ke samne hu...
Sultan: Rakhi zuban sambhal ke baat karo mein jo bol raha hu sach bol raha hu..
Rakhi : abbey yede tu expression sambhal kar baat kar ek hi expression hai wo bhi teri tarah gir gaya to duniya ko muh dikhane layak nai rahega ...
Sultan: rakhi tum janti ho tum kiske samne baat kar rahi ho.. mein tumhaara pati hu.. tum meri najayas biwi ho... samji tum...
Rakhi: abbey gangster ke pille tu sirf dharam ka gangster hai karam se to characterless hai ek No kaa... nonsense kabhi school ka thobda bhi dekha hai kaisa hota hai tere me akkal naam ki chiz hai ki bech ke bhindi rolls khaa liye tune...
Sultan: Rakhi mein bhindirolls khata nahi hu samji wo mera beta hai mein apne bte ko kase...
And sultan made face..
Rakhi: washroom udhar hai...
Sultan: what???
Rakhi : tera face sultan tujhe laggi hai naa... washroom udhar hai please go mujhe badboo se marna nahi hai..
Sultan: shut up rakhi mein yaha toilet use karne nahi aaya hu... samji tum .. tum meri biwi ho...
Rakkhi: accha kabse much much much kar raha hai bata kaise hu mein teri biwi...
Sultan: kal dudh wala dudh dene aaya tha... tab dudhwala bola ki mere ghar pe pehle tum dudh liya karti thi... fir ye dekho meri biwi ki photo ... ye mere ghar ke store room me padi thi.. waha gayaa mein jaise hi meine biwi ko pucha ki kya tumse pehle koi meri biwi thi to zorrr se hawa ka jhokaa aaya aur frame toot gayi iska matlab yahi hai ki tum meri nazayas biwi ho... aur fir
Flashback starts (FB credit cardio urf kashish )
Flashback ends
Rakhi: tune pond kabhi visit kiya hai??
Sulta: wahi se to aaya hu.
Rakhi: to wahi underwater kyu nahi chala jaata tu...
Sultan: tumhe meri baton par wishwas nahi hai naa... par mein tumhe apna naam de kar hi jaungaa...
Rakhi: par ek baat bata sultan tujhe yaad nahi hai ki meri aur teri shaadi huyi thi..??
Sultan: tab mein Dubai me washroom me tha tabhi kaka ka phone aaya aur washroom me ek hadsaa hua aur mein sab kuch bhul chukka hu... to tum meri asli biwi ho smaji tumhe mujhe wo hakk dena padega tumm kissi aur se pyaar nahi kar sakti tere saare paise ghar sab mera bhi hai abb...
Rakhi: abbey yede mera V card scratch kare koi aur aur ATM se paise nikal ne teri gutter me le jaye tu... kal ko jaa kar aasmaan ko bolega tu mera beta hai aur dharti maa ne bola hai to wo kya tera ho jayega... par tu ye bata tere sath dubai ke washroom me konsa hadsa hua tha...
Sultan: wo ... wo... nahi bata sakta... par mujhe pata hai tum meri najayas biwi ho aur mein tumhe apna naam de kar hi rahunga...
Rakhi: aaj tak koi aisa namard paida nahi hua jo mujhe naam de sake...
Sultan : par mein tumhe dunga rakhi ... Tu Rakhi Sultan ---- hogi...
Rakhi: nahi Sultan mein tumhe apna naam deti hu please tum RK ko and madhu ko bhul jaao..
Sultan: i will be Sultan sawant ab mein RK ko dikhaunga ki mera naam RK sultan hai...
Rakhi: btw Sultan tumhaara next target kon hai.. Rakhi sat in his lap..
Sultan: Diana Panty... stared at Rakhi...
Rakhi: to tumhaara agla naam Sultan panty hoga kya??
Sultan: Rakhi abhi enjoy karte hai naa... mein tumhe naam...
Rakhi secretly pulled gun and and kille sultan...
Rakhi Sang... Munda kamala re ankhiyo se goli mare
Rakhi kamal re munde ki gun se mundaa mare...
Kahani khatam... washroom me kya hadsa hua tha uske liye next part :P
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