In a Party, Shocking
Introduction...
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One Men to Another...
Meet My Wife Teena.
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2nd One : Yaa.. l know Her.
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1st One : How...?
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2nd One : We were Caught many
Times Sleeping Together.
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1st One : Angrily.. What..? What
the Hell U are Talking...?
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2nd One : During Lectures in
Science
& History Classes... We were
Classmates... Think Positive
Yaar...
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly,
V.Strictly
prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya
peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon
ko
maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi
Qualis
Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
And the award goes to
A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein
khelta
hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha "
aakhir
chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber
de
rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari
waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka
khauf..
The number you are trying is
currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba
lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi
kabtak...
Cameraman praful ke saath
deepak
chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein
karna
padta hai apne kharche par
kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna
padta
hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum
kya
jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai
wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti
hai
wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat
nachna...
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To
Life
Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek
sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH...MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal
pe
kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to
market
risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer
Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer
Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe
paisa
milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se
nahi
hilega..
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Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k
baadapna jahaaz land karne pe
bohutkhush hua...Niche utarne pe
ground staff ne useyhatho hath
liya..aur uski wardi utarne me
help karnelage...Santa (fakr se)
:" Aaj maine Pakistan ke4 jahaaz,
2 helicopter or 1 tank komara
hai...Ground Staff:" Wo sab to
theek hailekin sir ji apne 1galti
kar di...Santa:" Kaun si
galti.. ??..Ground Staff:" Bas
aap isi khushi mePakistan me hi
land kar gayehain
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Fees maafi k liye application:D
To,
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The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
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100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge
karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya.
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.Actualy,
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf
Maths
wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par
unka to aapke sath b chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ...
ya
Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash!
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Choise Is Your's
Thank You
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka
boyfriend..>... .Fees maafi k liye application:D
To,
..
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
..
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge
karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya.
..
.
.Actualy,
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf
Maths
wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par
unka to aapke sath b chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ...
ya
Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash!
..
Choise Is Your's
Thank You
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka
boyfriend..>... .-------
Samsung Galaxy S4 have a
feature which pauses the video if
you look away.
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Sources say that now S5 will have
a hand which comes out and slap
you if you look away while
watching a video
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Going by the same logic S10 got
to be a transformer ! Hopefully
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Ek zaroori announcement abhi
abhi pta chala hai ki .
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Gangadhar hi shaktimaan tha
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