Originally posted by: Miss.Mars
So The Character Of this week i.e. 09.03.2013 to 16.03.13 is
Do You Remember Guys who is this????"Chatur Ramalingam aka Silencer"
So so Guys Week 7 Ends... I had Lots of fun reading them so did others😉 Right Guys????😃😳From now on Every 3rd week we are going to have a cartoon character as the Character of the Week 😆😆😆 *Being Kiddish Me*😉
ALL THE BEST!😉
Have a Happy Writing😳
~Marsi~😃
Chathur's Green house(gas) plan…….
Hi guys,
My hindi is worse than Chathur's, hope it adds to the fun……
Maan has other plans….he is interested in signing up a deal with Rancho alias Wanghdu….
Chathur has come to convince him that his company is superrior….
Enter Chathur….
Maaan: hare koi aaraha hai
Geet: jaldhi karo, take your seat
Maan goes and sits in his chair…..
Chathur: Mr. Maan, glad to meet you
Maan: so, you are?
Chathur: mkjhe pehchana nahi, I'm chatur Ramalingham
Geet: mein jaanthi hoon
Maan: kya? Ye kaise ho saktha? Mujhe patha nahi aur tumme kaise patha hoga?
Geet: kyunke app bolywood ko nahi jaathe
Maan: kya?
Geet: hare, 3 idoits nahi dekhs
Maan: haan, do toh dekh raha hoon, theesra kaun hai?
Geet: kya? Mein idiot hoon?
Chathur: oh, that's obvious
Maan : dekho, issko bhi tummare barein mein patha hai
Geet: isse bachkke raho, tum nahi jaathe isske bombs ke barein mein
Maan: kya? Ye aathankwadhi hai?
Chathur: what? I don't understand
Geet: hare, issko Hindi nahi aatha
Maan: kya?
Geet: he is famous for his balathkar
Maan suddenly pushes Geet behind his back….
He stares Chathur…..he is getting his fist ready….
Geet: hare, wohwala nahi, ye toh usski famous speech hai
Maan: kya?
Geet: sorry, infamous speech
Chathur: Ranchooo, I will just kill you
Maan: so, you don't know Hindi
Chathur: nahi nahi, aap saath bekhaar karna hai toh meinne Hindi learnli
Maan: what?
Geet translator banjaathi…..
Geet: isska matlab, ye hummare saath vyaapar karna chahatha hai, business
Chathur: haan, wahi, you know mein ab sher likhsaktha
Maan: achcha tum jaanwaaron ka naam likhsakthe ho? Geet issko paper pen dedo, toh likho, ghaaay, haathi
Chathur: what? I mean zaher
Geet: Zaher?
Chtahur: I mean poetry
Maan: oh toh tum shayar bangaye ho, toh sunao
Chathur: toh suno
Geet shuts her ears…..
Chathur: naam hai tera Geet, aao gadhe, aao gadhe
Geet ko saaf saaf sunayi detha…..
Geet: kuthe, kamine, tumne mujhe gadha kaha
Maan: Geet, ye toh bahut achcha hai, let him complete
Geet: kya?
Maan: aaisa mokka mujhe nahi miltha, so let him complete
Chathur: he is right, aage suno, aao gadhe
Geet tries to hit him…..
Maan stops her…..
Chathur: aao gadhe hum Geet
Chathur: you are brilliant, tum toh duffer ho, ye lo
He takes out his chooran……
Geet steps back….
Maan is curious to know what that is…..
Geet: rukho, yahi woh bomb hai, meinne kaha tha na?
Maan: what?
Geet carefully disposes it…..
Meanwhile….
Chathur: toh Mr.Khurana aap ka naya Green housing project ke barein mein baat karthe hai, hummare company ke paas latest models hai, aap uss Rancho ko nahi jaathe, he is a cheater
Maan: Rancho?
Geet enters…..
Chathur: usska company local hai, hum Global company hai, you know our Head Quarters is in New York, we supply to the whole world….
Geet is still thinking of the chooran…..
Geet: Global warming?
Chathur: ye dekho hummara Green house model
Geet: Green house gas? Isse toh Indai se ban karna chahiye
Maan: Geet, tum kya baat kar arhi ho?
Just them Chathur drops a bomb…….
Maan: ye toh usse bhi dangerous hai
They start to run….
Just then Adi comes…..
Adi: tum log kaun hai? aur Maan sir ke cabim mein kya kar arhe hai?
Chthur: what? You are not Maan?
Geet: haan, ye toh Yash Scindia hai, Maanji ke shadhi ka contract ke liye aaya hai
Actually Maneet have just decided to get married and Yash has come to see Maan to sign Maneet marriage contract…..
Yash: aur ye Madubala hai, ye Ms.Geet ke hair stylist banna chahathi hai
Madhu: ye dekho, hummara naya chooran
Chathur: mera chooran se bhi badiya hai?
Madhu: haan, isse kathe toh zindagi bar baal safed nahi hothe
Chathur: what? Life long?
Yash: haan, isse kathe toh do saal mein mar jaoge, toh baal safed kaise honge?
Madhu: tummm
Yash: hummare company mein special offer hai sir, you just pay for the shadhi aur sagayi bilkul muft
Madhu: haan, aur tera divorce hotha toh fikar mat karo, tummare punar vivah bhi muft mein karenge, ye toh punar vivah specialist hai
Adi: tum log galat waqt pea aye ho
Madhu: what?
Adi: Maan sir ab bahut busy hai, aap nahi mil sakthe
Yash: kyun?
Adi: Maan sir abhi abhi Geet ka shadhi ka spana pure karne gaye hai
Madhu: godha lena gaye hai kya?
Adi: godha old style hai, chopper lene gaye hai, aamaan mein shadhi toh aap logon ko yahan kaam nahi hai
Yash: chopper?
Chathur: aur mera project?
Adi: sorry, aap log jaa sakthe hai
Rancho aka Wangdu calss….
Adi: halo, Mr.Wangdu, Maan sir agle hafte Honey Moon manane Simla aarahe hai, he will meet you on Friday
Chathur: Raaanchooo
Madhu: hare chalo, ye agla bomb dalnewala hai
Yash: haan chalo
They start to run…..
Adi follows them….
Adi: wait for me……………………
PS : sorry for inviting Yash and Madhu…..just for fun…so no offence…….
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