Rajiv & Sana: True Love Story

Here is what really happened. True Story!!!!!

Rajiv:

I am Rajiv

I am Rajiv
Rajiv I am

Sana:
That Rajiv-I-am
That Rajiv-I-am!
I do not like
that Rajiv-I-am

R:
Do you like
my salami and ham

S:

I do not like them,
Rajiv-I-am.
I do not like
your salami and ham.

R:

Would you like them
Here or there?

S:
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
your salami and ham.
I do not like them,
Rajiv-I-am

R:
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

S:
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Salami and ham
I do not like them, Rajiv-I-am.

R:
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

S:
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat salami and ham.
I do not like them, Rajiv-I-am.

R:
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

S:
I would not ,
could not,
in a car

R:
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

S:
Not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like salami and ham.
I do not like them, Rajiv-I-am.

R:
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

S:
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Rajiv! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Rajiv-I-am.

R:
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

S:
I would not, could not,
in the dark.

R:
Would you, could you,
in the rain?

S:
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

R
You do not like
my salami and ham?

S:
I do not
like them,
Rajiv-I-am.

R:
Could you, would you,
with a goat?

S:
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

R:
Would you, could you,
on a boat?

S:
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
salami
and ham!

I do not like them,
Rajiv-I-am.

R:
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

S:
Rajiv!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

NOTE: For those who don't know, this is a rehash for Dr. Seuss Green Eggs & Ham. No intent to plagiarize the great Dr. Seuss.

So a RaSNa AT coming up soon? 😉

Originally posted by: taurusbb

So a RaSNa AT coming up soon? 😉

Originally posted by: taurusbb

So a RaSNa AT coming up soon? 😉

There is already a Rajna AT.

I'm a Saashkite. 😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

There is already a Rajna AT.

I'm a Saashkite. 😆

Awww finally rajiv se kuch hoga👏👏

Long live the true love story ! 😎

Originally posted by: PoornimaOberoi

I did not read this poetry ( or poem) beyond the first stanza 😆

I don't like the title of this thread. This is not a Love story, this is a LECH story. Rajeev wants to rape Sana😡

Originally posted by: axeion

And will you go protect her? 😆

I will. If I was in the house. 😳