Joke Junction #7

Edited by X.Sisi94 - 11 years ago

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
"Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"

Originally posted by: X.Sisi94

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
"Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"

Originally posted by: X.Sisi94

Magistrate: 'What was he doing when you arrested him?'
Policeman: 'He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.'
Magistrate: 'That is no proof he was drunk.'
Policeman: 'Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.'

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
KIRAN: Its Me!

CHAKRI: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
CHAKRI: Your name on this report card.

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

pinki: If I die what'll you do?
chintu: I may also die.
pinki: Why?
chintu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Originally posted by: navyab

pinki: If I die what'll you do?
chintu: I may also die.
pinki: Why?
chintu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.