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Owing to sadness and actual tears shed due to the abrupt ending of Sheetal track Madhura Naik Quits IPK with very moist eyes. She first said she will be on a long break, then something something happened, someone somewhere tooted, someone somewhere tweeted, something someone said, someone called someone names, something called someone and jammed the phone lines, someone conspired while another one got inspired and later perspired, someone said something and somehow got leaked and now Madhura is not taking a break, she is quitting.
Please share your sadness and opinions here.
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I called SP office. Got the head clerk. He told me to get a life :((
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My friend's aunty's brother in law works for SP
He said PH provided too tight sports Bra for Sheetal's basketball track. Madhura had tears in her eyes because it hurt to wear it. She is taking a long break to heal.
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Madhura to appear on Pubras radio. She said she likes to lie in her free time. How can she just lie like that? She is a basher, im happy her track is over.
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Spotted outside IPK studio, a lone dog licking the discarded disposable plates from the set. Shame on protesters, where r u mumbai wallahs? Team Support Mumbai ki Madhura
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From a site that has nothing to do with IF. Someone Tooted - "I eat Rajma, therefore, I have a life. you should too." What do they meanz franz? I should eat Rajma or I should have a life, i am so confused. Who gave them the authority to say this?
they are Madhura haterz
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Bhajan Singh said we sold UK tickets to bring Madhura in cargo space. No worries friends, Madhura will be in UK in a suitcase
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SP Hires 2000 new call center employees to answer calls.
First 100 employees were told to say Madhura quit
Next 100 employees were told to say Madhura on break
Next 100 employees were told to say Khushi will quit too
Next 100 employees were told to say Watch Veera instead
Next 100 employees were told to say Hawww, really?
The rest were told to hang up
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All Naikans join
The fight is not over. keep calling SP and tooting
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Rejoice all you Naikans
i think Madhura is being fitted for a new Bra - from CravingKhana's news desk
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LM posted on FB just now - Circumcision is the soul of circumspection, Cut it.
What he means yaaras?
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Madhura is under lot of pressure, she is not getting any rest or sleep. Stop harassing her. The woman who will replace her is temporarily shutting her twitter account @ImStupidAndIdontKnowIt she is not used to all the attention and love.
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Stay tuned.
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Disclaimer - post made in jest. smile.
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