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Disclaimer: No offence intended through anything written, read it in humour as half the things written in the letters are what I have been requesting the CVs to do as well - namely Barun's haircut.
Anyway here it goes. 3 hours before the episode, a day after that fateful spoiler, and the state of the forum just made me want to retaliate somehow :)
Hope you are able to find the funny bone in the entire thing, because that was the intention of this OS. :)
I had previously written OS's like and .
Little children - it's got a swear word in here, so please don't read?
Dear Gul,
Since Star Plus was not responding to us, we write this to
you. Do not disappoint. I am extremely disappointed by the recent track of Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon. You have
butchered up the storyline, assassinated the characters, made a mockery of love
and the purity of it by introducing the illegitimacy of a child. I am extremely
disappointed with this, and as real fans of the show, we demand for Aarav to
not be the child of Arnav. The 1000+ likes found on this petition can vouch for
the fact that the majority of India
wants the change.
Yours sincerely,
Fans
Dear Gul,
A spoiler recently revealed that the storyline of Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon, was going
down the illegitimate child track, and as fans of the show, we are all very
disappointed as we know that you cannot handle the seriousness of such issue.
We urge you to change the team of IPKKND so this track can be handled in an
appropriate way. The 1000+ likes on this petition reveals that the majority of India wants this change.
Yours sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
A recent spoiler revealed that Aarav, of show Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon, was in fact not the son of Arnav. I am very
disappointed by this change as I was hoping to see some intensity and real drama happen on IPKKND. I was
hoping for the intensity to return, I was hoping that you would take this show
to new heights. Clearly I was mistaken and now you are no better than Ekta. The
1000+ likes on this petition should tell you that the majority of India hates the change.
Yours, not so happy, yet sincerely,
Fans
Dear Gul,
A spoiler recently revealed that Laxmi the goat was
returning to the show Iss Pyaar Ko Kya
Naam Doon. I am, personally, not happy with this change, as the main
character is missing in action ' the original Hari Prakash. Tell me something,
Gul, do you like interfering with love stories? Do you like making us cry? The
1000+ likes on this petition should tell you that the majority of India is not happy.
Yours, very unhappy, yet sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
A recent spoiler revealed that Laxmi the goat is coming back
to Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon. I am
extremely disappointed with this track, as I thought she was mutton curry, and
had mentally cremated her and made my peace with her death. Why are you playing
with my feelings like this? The 1000+ likes on this petition will tell you that
the majority of India is not happy.
Yours, crying yet, sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
I am very disappointed by a recent spoiler that was revealed
through unnamed sources. It said that Arnav would be shirtless for the next 5
days. I am disappointed because I want to see him pant-less too. The 1000+
likes on this petition will tell you that the majority of India wants this.
Yours, with binoculars and sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
A recent spoiler told us that Arnav was going to be pantless
as well as shirtless. Why would you do that? I watch this show with my parents,
and now I can't because of him being half-naked. Do you want the TRPs to drop? Do
you hate the show so much? Don't make him pant-less. The 1000+ likes on this
petition will reveal that the majority of India feels this way.
Your, frustrated yet, sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
A recent spoiler revealed that Arnav would be shirtless and
pantless ' I love this track, and if you ever make him wear clothes again I
will stop watching, as the essence of IPKKND will be gone. The 1000+ likes on
this petition show that majority of
India feels this way.
Yours, very happy and sincerely,
Fans.
Deal Gul,
A recent spoiler revealed that Khushi is going to go to the sabzi mandi to get some sabzi. I am disappointed by this track,
as I feel that Khushi should be modern and go to supermarkets. The 1000+ likes
on this petition will reveal that majority
of India feels the same way.
Your sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
A recent spoiler revealed that Khushi goes to supermarkets
to get her sabzi. Why Gul? Why are
you destroying Khushi's character? The 1000+ likes on this petition reveals
that majority of India feels that you
are ruining Khushi, and that you hate her.
Yours, very unhappy and NOT sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Barun,
Since Gul nor Star Plus were listening to us, you are our
last hope. Don't disappoint us. We want to see you shirtless for a whole year.
If you want your show to stay on top, go pant-less too. The 1000+ likes on this
petition reveal that majority of
India wants this.
Yours only,
Fans
Dear Tintin,
Since nobody listened to us, we write this to you. Don't
disappoint. We want Khushi to be more modern. The 1000+ likes show that majority of India wants this.
Yours,
Fans.
Dear Sanaya,
A rumour is going around that Khushi may be turning modern.
How could you do this Sanaya? You ruined Khushi for us! Don't do it. 1000+
likes on this petition reveal that majority
of India wants this.
Yours sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Pashmeen,
Since nobody is listening to us, we write this to you. Don't
disappoint. Tell Barun that he is cheating on every woman if Aarav is his kid.
Tell him to be shirtless in the next episode too, and tell him to get a
haircut. The 1000+ likes on this petition reveal that majority of India wants this.
Yours sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Mohit,
Can you tell Sanaya to check her email? The 1000+ likes on
this petition reveal that majority of
India wants this.
Yours sincerely,
Fans.
Dear Gul,
What the f**k?
Yours about to quit actors,
Barun and Sanaya.
PS: Sunny says that her notice will be in the mail tomorrow, because she wants to be part of the notice trend of IPKKND.
~K
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