Just thought of writing something...about JJKN after jassi and armaan have been married for 20 years...baal bacche waala parivaar....
Jassi has transformed into the magnificent (😕) jassi-before-the-makeover, except now she wears saari with full-sleeved blouse, the braces are back on again and so are the glasses. Armaan is still the lean and thin, with a goatee and a thick strand of white hair, parted on the left, glasses (okay, not the famous jassi glasses but rimless ones..happy armaan ke chaahne waalo?!) Lekin use Billu ka virus lag gaya hai. They have kids who are all at the top of the namuna-list...
The morning starts as usual....
(Faint background music from a room above (it's rainin' men...halaluya!))
Jassi: Pinku Tinku Banti!!! Jaldi se neeche aa jao! Naashta lag gaya hai! Armaan sir aap bhi aajaaiye!
Armaan comes to the table with the newspaper in his hand. Jassi serves him tea and toast.
A door from the above floor opens, and a 20 year old chubby boy with jassi-like glasses, oil-slicked hair, flower-printed shirt and brown pants, carrying lots of books in his hands, comes running down the stairs....yep, that's the lovebird's eldest son, Banti, the 'nerd' of the lot. Iska story Kal Ho Naa Ho ke saif-ali khan ki tarha hai...dimaag to hai, par use karna ise aata nahin
Banti: Coming mom..ooohhh!
Jassi: (coming toward the stairs hurridly) kya hua beta?
Armaan: (glasses poised over nose reading paper) Aur kya hoga tumhare is bete ko? Siriyo sse gir gaya hoga! Roz ki baat hai!
Jassi: Ab aap bas bhi kijiye!😡 Tujhe zyaada chot to nahin lagi mere laadle?
Banti: Nahin mom, main thik hoon!😃 (with a nandu-like smile...no wonder armaan is so suspicious of jassi!)
Jassi: Are mera beta!😃 Aaj tere liye khaas gobi ke paraathe banaye hain! Chal naashta kar le.
Armaan: Aur kitna khilaaogee ise! Kha-kha ke phool to raha hai par kisi kam ka nahin hai ye! 😡 Pichhle saal iske marks dekhe the na! 40% marks laya tha ye! Pata nhin iske dimaag mein akal hai ya fungus!😡
Banti: Dad, aap bhi to apni classes mein fail karte the...
Armaan: Chip kar naalaayak!😡 Yehi sikhaaya hai humne tujhe! Baro se baat karne ki tameez nahin!😡
Banti starts crying. 😭 Jassi: Offoh! Ab aap bas bhi kijiye! Ye koshish to kar raha hai na?😡 Chup ho ja mera baccha! Le paratha kha...Uff, ab wo dono kahaan reh gaye?
Armaan: Koun dono? 😕
Jassi: Aapke baaki ke do bacche Armaan sir! Tinku Pinku!!! Jaldi neeche aao!
Armaan: Ye log itni subha ko karte kya hain?
Jassi: Aapka Tinku to bilkul aap pe gaya hai! Pata hai, kal maine uska kamra ssaf kiy to mujhe uske kamre se ladkiyon ki phone number bhari hui diary millee!
Armaan: (Wo to maine hi diya hoga use..😆)
Jassi: Aur aapki wo besharam beti, subha se halwa halwa chilla rahi hai aur makeover kar rahi hai! Are agar halwa hi chaahiye to neeche aake khaye na! Roz wo halwa halwa chillati hai, roz main halwa banati hoon, aur roz wo neeche aake halwa ko chhooti bhi nahi! 😡
Armaan: Jassi! Kitni baar kaha hai meri pyaari si beti ko aisi baatein mat kehna! Accha suno, main office ja raha hoon. Tum bhi jaldi se aa jaana.
Jassi: Are Armaan sir apna tiffin to lete jayiye!
Armaan takes his tiffin and is about to leave when Jassi stops him at the door.
Armaan: Kya hai Jassi, main late ho raha hoon!
Jassi: (in a seductive mood) Aap kuch bhool nahin rahe hain? 😳
Armaan: Kya? Mera rubber ball?
Jassi: Nahin! And she draws him closer and tries plant a small kiss on his lips. But their glasses clash together and both get hurt.
Armaan: Offo Jassi! Maine kaha na, ye sab ab tumhare bas ki baat nahin hai!
Jassi: Accha, jab main jassi se jessica ban gayi thi tab to aap meri bari tareef kar rahen the! Phir ab kya hua!
Armaan: Er, kuch nahin, main ja raha hoon! Bye!
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