hi everyone, i m new member on india-forums but i used to read all posts of cruiser in season 5 & 6, you are hilarious cruiser bro 🤣
Originally posted by: -Cruiser-
So kind of you Ayush!
You can always check and share all these posts on my Blog as well...😊
Vodafone Caller of the Week
Voda caller tune:Teeeny teeny teen teen...
Salman: "in a bored voice" Hell O!
Caller: "in shrill voice" Salmanjeee!!!!!
Salman: Jee Boliye!
Caller:"breathing hard" Salmanjeee! Main DuttaSweetheart calling from Chennai!Haye!!!!
Salman: "looks at his feet" Sawaal kiske liye hain?
Caller: Salmanjeee! Main aapki bahooot badi fan hoon! Maine aapki sab filmein dekhi hain"breathing harder" you are sooo hottt!Aap bahut handsome ho!
Salman: "stifling a yawn" Thank you!Ab please bataayengi ki kisse sawaal karna hain aapko?
Caller: "in a shriller "behenji" type voice" Salmanjee, mera sawaal Cruiser jee ke liye hain! Lekin ek nahin bahut saare hain! 'waits with bated breath"
Salman: Poochiye! Woh sun rahe hain "hands over to Cruiser relieved"
Cruiser jee Main aap se poochna chahti hoon ke:
1. Aap motaape se itna ghabraate kyun hain? 😆Aur phir khud hi moti auraton ke peeche haath dho ke kyun pad jaate hain?Motaapa means "khaate peete ghar ka bachcha" na? Its a matter of pride na?😎
2. Doosra sawaal. Aap pet ki gas se itne obsessed kyun hain? Obsession ke liye objects ka akaal pad gaya hain kya? Do do seasons ke kis kis contestants ne kahaan kahaan pe "bum" phoda iski itni detail khabar kaise aur kyun rakhte hain? Kahin aap khud motape aur gas ke marz ke shikaar toh nahin?😈
3."very charged now" Teesra aur aakri sawaal.Kyaaa aapko sach mein Navjot Sidhu mein koi bhi khaami nazar nahin aayi during his stay in BB house?😲 Logon ko toh woh bahut "All Talk, No Walk" aur kaamchor lage?Lekin aap unke sab se bade phanke hain.Kyun?😳
Salman throws an evil grin at Cruiser...:Jawaab do,Hero!😈
Hello! Sorry, thora zyada ho gaya kya?😳 I'm neither a fan of Bigg Boss nor this forum. I was going through some terrible holiday depression & another IF member sent me this link three days ago & I haven't stopped laughing since.Of course had to watch a few episodes to catch the meaning of some of the stuff but it was extremely stress busting.How on earth can anyone watch this show & come up with a gem like this one is beyond me. You have a way with humour & I am such a fan now.Of you, of course.The show is till too weird for words.Thank you & God Bless you!Looking forward to more.
Originally posted by: DuttaSweetheart
Vodafone Caller of the Week
Voda caller tune:Teeeny teeny teen teen...
Salman: "in a bored voice" Hell O!
Caller: "in shrill voice" Salmanjeee!!!!!
Salman: Jee Boliye!
Caller:"breathing hard" Salmanjeee! Main DuttaSweetheart calling from Chennai!Haye!!!!
Salman: "looks at his feet" Sawaal kiske liye hain?
Caller: Salmanjeee! Main aapki bahooot badi fan hoon! Maine aapki sab filmein dekhi hain"breathing harder" you are sooo hottt!Aap bahut handsome ho!
Salman: "stifling a yawn" Thank you!Ab please bataayengi ki kisse sawaal karna hain aapko?
Caller: "in a shriller "behenji" type voice" Salmanjee, mera sawaal Cruiser jee ke liye hain! Lekin ek nahin bahut saare hain! 'waits with bated breath"
Salman: Poochiye! Woh sun rahe hain "hands over to Cruiser relieved"
Cruiser jee Main aap se poochna chahti hoon ke:
1. Aap motaape se itna ghabraate kyun hain? 😆Aur phir khud hi moti auraton ke peeche haath dho ke kyun pad jaate hain?Motaapa means "khaate peete ghar ka bachcha" na? Its a matter of pride na?😎
2. Doosra sawaal. Aap pet ki gas se itne obsessed kyun hain? Obsession ke liye objects ka akaal pad gaya hain kya? Do do seasons ke kis kis contestants ne kahaan kahaan pe "bum" phoda iski itni detail khabar kaise aur kyun rakhte hain? Kahin aap khud motape aur gas ke marz ke shikaar toh nahin?😈
3."very charged now" Teesra aur aakri sawaal.Kyaaa aapko sach mein Navjot Sidhu mein koi bhi khaami nazar nahin aayi during his stay in BB house?😲 Logon ko toh woh bahut "All Talk, No Walk" aur kaamchor lage?Lekin aap unke sab se bade phanke hain.Kyun?😳
Salman throws an evil grin at Cruiser...:Jawaab do,Hero!😈
Hello! Sorry, thora zyada ho gaya kya?😳 I'm neither a fan of Bigg Boss nor this forum. I was going through some terrible holiday depression & another IF member sent me this link three days ago & I haven't stopped laughing since.Of course had to watch a few episodes to catch the meaning of some of the stuff but it was extremely stress busting.How on earth can anyone watch this show & come up with a gem like this one is beyond me. You have a way with humour & I am such a fan now.Of you, of course.The show is till too weird for words.Thank you & God Bless you!Looking forward to more.
Originally posted by: -Cruiser-
hahahahahahaha!
Awesome...you made my evening! 🤣
God...you should be writing fun threads...D_S...👏
Aansoo Jab Aankhon Mein Naa Aayein,
Dil Mein Ek Chubhan Si Hoti Hai!😕
Duniya kabhi Mera Dard Na Samjhe,
Delnaaz Bin Aansoo Kyun Roti Hai??🤔
Aansoo Jab Aankhon Mein Naa Aayein,
Dil Mein Ek Chubhan Si Hoti Hai!😕
Duniya kabhi Mera Dard Na Samjhe,
Delnaaz Bin Aansoo Kyun Roti Hai??🤔
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