Here are my pointwas on today's episode...
1. Shyam: I spent all my hard-earned money to buy you a Rs. 300,000 mangal sutra that looks like it's been bought from cheap street venders.
Anjali: Let me give you my bro's hard-earned Rs. 5 Lakh. After all, that's why he works like a donkey...
Me (slowly raises hand): Ermm... excuse me... Don't you have a mangal sutra already? Couldn't you be a more considerate wife and offer to return the necklace and get a cheaper gift instead of sucking your bro's bank balance dry?
Oopsy daisy, I forgot... I'm talking logic again... Sorry, do continue...
2. Anjali: Chotey, I'm picking flowers from your garden, like my hubby picking from your bank balance...
Arnav: Di, you are the most important person in my life. Your happiness matters to me more than anything else in the world. So what, if my wife has to wear crappy outfits recycled many times to maintain your expensive lifestyle...
Come, tie the sweat stained Rakhi from God knows when, and I will give you another credit card to pass on to your husband...
Me (chewing popcorn): And this time, he will be successful in murdering you so that your not-so-important wife can beg on the street with your family after you die.
3. Khushi: Di, we didn't get you any gift.
Me (translating): Because we are still paying for your lifestyle.
Khushi: Won't you go to the temple?
Me(translating): So that we can have a breather from your nauseating giggly self?
4.Anjali: I feel something is going to happen tonight.
Me (sucking pepsi): Errrmmm yes, you will get a brain transplant, hopefully.
5. Khushi: Di, we are changing in Jiji's room. Would you come with us...
Me: (Translating): So that you guys can't do horizontal mamba and create another hapless baby for us to mourn over...
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