boy- kya tum hamesha mere saath rehne ka vaada kar sakti ho.. girl- haan... boy- mujhe kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi.. girl- nahi.. boy- kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye.. girl- jo bhi tum bolo... boy- mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi.. girl- kabhi nahi... boy- tumhe kya chahiye mujhse.. girl- 5000 per month.. boy- thik hai.. kal se kaam pe aa jana, jhadu aur baki safai ka saaman kharid lene.. girl- jii saab ab main chalti hai.. [aur tum soch rahe the grlfriend itni achi kab se ho gyi :p] 🤣🤣🤣
Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering, His Son Called Doc, Doc: What Happened? Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai.. 🤣🤣🤣
Ek aadmi ne sapne me dekha ki uski wife usse jooto se pit rhi hai agle din wo bank gaya aur usne aapna acount bhand karva diya kyu?rly fast. Kyonki bank ke bahar lika tha ki hum aapke sapne pure karte hai.;-) 🤣🤣🤣
1 day Jai was digging a hole in his back yard. The nxtdoor neighbour spotted him & decided 2 investigate. "what r u up 2?" he asked. "my goldfish died & i'm gonna bury him," Jai rplied. "That's a really big hole 4 a goldfish, isn't it?" neighbour asked . "That's bcoz he's inside ur cat !!" 🤣🤣🤣
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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