Shit Story! Straight from the pot! INTRODUCTION

Do you have malignant head lice?

Did you plagiarize somebody's work and DAN got reported?

Regret that unprotected night of passion with Playboy magazine?

Do people call you a jerk?

And more importantly, do you agree with them?

Never fear, V and Aashifa (curledup) are here.

In the course of writing this SS, we will try and change your life. Really, we will try and change your life. And if you thought that you just wasted ten minutes reading this post, you'll still get your life back.

No questions asked.

Let me start by defining what this SS is not.

It is, by NO stretch of imagination, a fine marriage between research and art. If you really must know the reason behind this story lacking academic rigour, I am not upto it. Brainwise. Blame my early exposure to A for apple, B for Ball, and V for donkey. And Aashifa, being the darling she is, agreed that my academic brilliance best remain on my answer script, and never show up here.

You want to ask WHY you should read this. What is SO SPECIAL that you spend ten minutes on this post?

The answer is very simple. Nothing.

We are two completely healthy, happy normal people who feel that IPK has long gone down the drains. And hence, we hope to find resonance amongst a few of you.

And now... we bring you... SAB SACH JHOOTA HAI

DISCLAIMER:The following SS is supposed to offend you, so that we can start a cyber war. It is a work of malice towards ALL, and truth towards NONE.

Yes, we decided that we actually had had enough.

Bite us.

Okay, enough of prevaricating.

Onto the main course.

Need more convincing?

TESTIMONIAL-

Reader#1: Me and my wife were having trouble in having kids. Then one day, My friend redirected me to this story. I sat at home, reading this story, while my friend took my wife out to sample the amazing food at the various motels across the town. Ten months later- we have a healthy, happy child.. and the friend comes over to dinner at our house regularly.

Convinced? Well... go on! scroll down! See what you will get in this isspecial-wa package!

WHAT YOU WILL GET IN THIS SPECIAL PACKAGE...

chapter#1- *coming late*

chapter#2- *coming later*

chapter#3- *coming latest*

What is this? 🤣

LOL !!!! 🤣

Ermmm what was that ... But looking fwd to read the ss coz both of u r amazing writer but she dont pm :(

What the?? 🤣🤣 Count me in! Can't wait to read it!

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Can't wait for more!!

oookaaayyy...ummm my curiosity is getting the better of me so...very very intrigued to see what this is about!

WHAT THE?? 🤣

This was me reading this 🤣 OMG!! I can't wait to read this SS *squeals* 😃

Update update update *continues chanting* 😃

This is so whacked out it puts Nicki Minaj to shame! Hahahahahha