sardar ji jokes

Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed!

Banta: "My grandfather's watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time"
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive."
Banta: "How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?"
Santa: "He was winding your grandfather's wrist-watch."

Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.

Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.

How will a sardarji climb a tree?
He'll stand on a corn and wait for it 2 grow

Once Banta went to meet Santa.
Banta:When do U get up after a nice nap.
Santa:As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window Banta: Don't u find it too early.
Santa:No my window is towards the west, not towards the east.

SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS.THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET.THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET.BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET.SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID"IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME.HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS.SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID"THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".

Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket.They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go!The rocket was still there.They tried it 3,4 times.
Then Santa said"Wait I'll try"
He climed up the rocket,first tilted to left,then to the right.He climed down,and then asked them to count.They started 10 9 8......go!The rocket went.
Everybody asked "How did u do it''.
Santa replied"In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...

Q:What is difference between a donkey and a sardar?
A:Only this a donkey has a tail.

One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India

ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING. BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING . HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER & BUT MY SISTER HAS TWO

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