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Wow. One of the funniest episodes in IPKKND's history. These writers are the biggest gutter minds ever. No kidding. Today's episode was full of innuendos and they were so obvious and in your face type. Chalo, finally, they touched on the much discusses big C. I am pretty sure Arnav bitwa is messing around with Khushi bitiya, and in all probability, even if he does follow through on his words, it will be yet another failed attempt. But still, freaking hilarious episode today!😆
Breaking The Bed - Not Quite What I Had In Mind:
Payal: You are so lucky Khushi. Your husband has balls, and a spine, not every man has those you know.
Khushi: I know jeeji. I just had an epiphany, although Arnav jee can be a total douche bag, he has actually been a complete sweetheart for quite a while now. If you will please excuse me, I am going for some coochie cooing with my hot hubby.
Khushi: I am sorry I saw you naked.
Arnav: What the? Can you see through my clothes? Can you see chotey?
Khushi: No silly! I was talking about your baby picture. And yes, chotey is out for display in this picture. See here?
Me: That is not Arnav jee's baby picture. That is one of those pictures that come free with the photo frame. The baby is gora for heaven's sake.
Arnav: Give that back to me. If you want to see me naked, look at the real deal woman, not some silly picture.
Khushi: Lets play tag. You are it.
*And the bed breaks*
Arnav and Khushi: Giggle Giggle. We broke the bed!
Me: That is not exactly how I imagined you two would break your bed. But chalo, SP nuns allowed a broken bed, naked Arnav (picture mein bhai!😛), and that is as close to the desired scenario as we are going to get. BTW, Barun Sobti, stop dazzling me with your laughter.
Family Scenes (Not):
Nani and Co:No phere = No shaadi.
Khushi: Ho gaya satyanash.
Mami: Hello Hi Bye Bye! You two broke the bed? What position was it? Tells tells. Maybe I can try to with my woh once he returns from whatever godforsaken place he is hiding in.
Raizadas: Wow! Feisty much Arnav bitwa and Khushi bitiya?
AnJhali: Humein toh pehle se patah tha. Remember Chotey's hanging gardan episode?Hamarey chotey sabsey zyada kinky hai. *Giggle*
Khushi: Let the ground open up and swallow me right now.
Arnav: Hello there sweetheart *Wink* We will break this bed the right way. If you know what I mean.😈
Sex Talk:
Arnav: Yes Aman, you have to handle the presentation. Lets face it, you practically run AR. I am too busy Rabba Vey-ing, pacifying my crazy hormonal sister, solving cat fights between Dadi and Khushi, wagera wagera. And don't tell them about our figures, 'cause they suck, which is not a surprise seeing as how the owner of the company goes to office rarely, and that too for an hour.
Khushi: Arnav jee, we are sinners, the both of us. How can we live like a married couple, do everything a married couple does, without being married fully?
Me: Look whose talking. Still a Kumari and is whining about doing everything a married couple does.
Arnav: Tell me about the whole marriage shenanigan.
Khushi: Well there is Roka, Mehendi, Sangeet, Phere, Suhag Raat..
Arnav: Thats it! Lets start from Suhag Raat. Everyone at IF is questioning my libido and chotey's functionality. Time to prove them wrong.
Khushi: What the? No, we can't do IT. SP nuns won't allow it, not before the pheres.
Arnav: Screw the pheres. You, me, on that bed, doing wicked things, tomorrow night.
Me: Why not tonight? Why wait? Shubh kaam mein deri kaisi?
Akash Bitwa Gets More Than One Dialogue - Miracle:
Akash: Bhai, why are you smiling? Is there any good news you want to share? Am I gonna be a chachu?
Arnav: All in good time bro.
Random Musings:
Breaking The Bed - Not Quite What I Had In Mind:
Payal: You are so lucky Khushi. Your husband has balls, and a spine, not every man has those you know.
Khushi: I know jeeji. I just had an epiphany, although Arnav jee can be a total douche bag, he has actually been a complete sweetheart for quite a while now. If you will please excuse me, I am going for some coochie cooing with my hot hubby.
Khushi: I am sorry I saw you naked.
Arnav: What the? Can you see through my clothes? Can you see chotey?
Khushi: No silly! I was talking about your baby picture. And yes, chotey is out for display in this picture. See here?
Me: That is not Arnav jee's baby picture. That is one of those pictures that come free with the photo frame. The baby is gora for heaven's sake.
Arnav: Give that back to me. If you want to see me naked, look at the real deal woman, not some silly picture.
Khushi: Lets play tag. You are it.
*And the bed breaks*
Arnav and Khushi: Giggle Giggle. We broke the bed!
Me: That is not exactly how I imagined you two would break your bed. But chalo, SP nuns allowed a broken bed, naked Arnav (picture mein bhai!😛), and that is as close to the desired scenario as we are going to get. BTW, Barun Sobti, stop dazzling me with your laughter.
Family Scenes (Not):
Nani and Co:No phere = No shaadi.
Khushi: Ho gaya satyanash.
Mami: Hello Hi Bye Bye! You two broke the bed? What position was it? Tells tells. Maybe I can try to with my woh once he returns from whatever godforsaken place he is hiding in.
Raizadas: Wow! Feisty much Arnav bitwa and Khushi bitiya?
AnJhali: Humein toh pehle se patah tha. Remember Chotey's hanging gardan episode?Hamarey chotey sabsey zyada kinky hai. *Giggle*
Khushi: Let the ground open up and swallow me right now.
Arnav: Hello there sweetheart *Wink* We will break this bed the right way. If you know what I mean.😈
Sex Talk:
Arnav: Yes Aman, you have to handle the presentation. Lets face it, you practically run AR. I am too busy Rabba Vey-ing, pacifying my crazy hormonal sister, solving cat fights between Dadi and Khushi, wagera wagera. And don't tell them about our figures, 'cause they suck, which is not a surprise seeing as how the owner of the company goes to office rarely, and that too for an hour.
Khushi: Arnav jee, we are sinners, the both of us. How can we live like a married couple, do everything a married couple does, without being married fully?
Me: Look whose talking. Still a Kumari and is whining about doing everything a married couple does.
Arnav: Tell me about the whole marriage shenanigan.
Khushi: Well there is Roka, Mehendi, Sangeet, Phere, Suhag Raat..
Arnav: Thats it! Lets start from Suhag Raat. Everyone at IF is questioning my libido and chotey's functionality. Time to prove them wrong.
Khushi: What the? No, we can't do IT. SP nuns won't allow it, not before the pheres.
Arnav: Screw the pheres. You, me, on that bed, doing wicked things, tomorrow night.
Me: Why not tonight? Why wait? Shubh kaam mein deri kaisi?
Akash Bitwa Gets More Than One Dialogue - Miracle:
Akash: Bhai, why are you smiling? Is there any good news you want to share? Am I gonna be a chachu?
Arnav: All in good time bro.
Random Musings:
- Khushi's random epiphany moment was funny enough as it is. Must you add the hilarious female version of the title track to make it even funnier?
- AnJhali brought Shyamu to the house for a booty call? Wow.
- Oh-Em-Gee, Payal and Akash have done it??? Really? Akash had the guts to do it without bhai's permission? Mind is blown.
- Hitler Dadi, what is with the hand? Are you a Congress supporter?
- NK, dude, stop, there should be a limit to being epic.
- Last but not the least, praise the Lord, Arnav and Khushi have not done it. I know a lot of you were getting worried thinking the deed happened after the hug on Rakhi.
Call me fickle if you may, but I laughed my head off at almost every scene today. Epic stuff!😆
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