PART 20
AK: Exactly my point.. Dono bacche nahi hai.. Apna decisions khud le sakte hai.. Agar wo aise sochte hai toh theek hai.. Unka faisla hai... Zamana badal gaya hai.. Priorities have changed...
KK: Arre kya zamana badal gaya hai.. Bacche kya 9 mahine ki jgh 2 mahine m paida ho hate hai? Nahi na.. Toh.. Arre ye honeymoon k din naye var vadhu k lie kitna imp hota hai..
And AK just kept listening to her talks n soon fell asleep...
Meanwhile, Ram went to the terrace to meet his chachu n vikram.. N they were waiting for him to come..
As soon he rchd.. They started forcing him to go for the honeymoon...
Chachu: Honeymoon pe jata hai ki nahi... Teri dadi ko batau kya??
Vik: Chup chap jaa honeymoon pe.. Samjha...
Ram: accha... Dhamki de rahe ho.. Jao.. Jo karna h karo.. Nahi jata honeymoon pe!!
And turned his back towards them...
Vik n chachu softened up suddenly...
Vik: Arre aise mat bol mere bhai..
Chachu: Raja ye honeymoon k din na.. Boht crucial hote hai.. Dekh.. Mata pota humesh nhi rehte.. Bacche b chod jate h.. Sath deta h koi toh wo h apni patni..
Vik: Haan.. Wo hi toh teri sacchi sathi hai.. She is the best...
Ram turns back again.. Abhi ky kaha aapmlog ne.. Patni sacvhi saathi hai... Aur wo kya thha?? She is a liability.. A pain.. Ye sab kisne kaha thha??
Vik: Pata nahi... Tu kiski baat kqr raha hai..
Ram: Kiski baat haan... Bachelor party me mko bada naseehat de rahe thhe tum log... Ab kya...
Chachu: Impossible.. Fek mat..
Ram: Recording hai mere paas... Samjhe... Proof hai... Chachi aur bhabhi ko bata du kya.. Fir dekhte hai kon fek raha h kon catch kar raha hai... Aage se dhamki dia na HM ke lie, recording de dunga mai gharwalon ko...
And saying this, he went back... As soon as he reached his room, he noticed priya pacing around...
R: kya hua??
P: dadi ne bulaya h dono ko..
R: oh... Chalo..
They reached dadis room n saw KK n AK sitting there.. KK looked tensed...
Dadi: Maine suna hai tum dono honeymoon pe nahi jaa chahte.. Baat kya hai??
R: Aap log ne humare planning ki waat lag di na...
Dadi: Matlab??
R: Matlab.. Matlab ye ki aap log chahte thhe na shaadi poore reet se ho... Hum ne plan kia thha k reg marriage karenge aur phir HM pe jake ayenge.. Kaam bhi aise plan kia thha.. Ab shaadi me itne din chale gaye...
P: Ek min Ram, dadi.. Shaadi aise hui iss se hume problem nahi hai.. Iss waqt problem h ki kaam hai... Aur wo zaruri hai.. Humne jane se mana thode hi kia h.. Bas itna hi toh keh rahe h ki kuch time baad chale jayenge... Haina Ram..
Ram: Haan...
Dadi agreed to their point of view.. Back in RaYas room...
R: Aaj toh kamaal hi ho gaya.. Matlab.. Iss ghar m mai kisi ko bhi convince kar sakta hu.. Kisi ko bhi.. Par dadi.ko chod k.. Aaj wo bhi ho gaya.. Waah.. Ram.. Shabaash..
P: Matlab aap baki sabko phasate hai...
Ram looked sppechless for a Second.. R: Kyu?? Tum nahi bolti jhut papa aur bua se??
P: Nopes... Never...
Ram gave her a stare...
R: Matlab tumhe sach m mujhse lyar ho gaya h aur isiliye tumne mujhse shadi ki.. Haina.. Aye darling.. Haina..
P: Nahi.. Matlab mai jhoot nahi bolti par mai fcts chupati hu.. Matlab.. Ab suppose mai apne frnd k ghar jaa rhi hu toh ye nhi bolti k offc jaa rhi hu... Par frnd k ghar kya kia ye nahi batati hu...
R: Toh tumne ye shadi kar k facts chupa rhibho.. Agar jhoot bolna hota toh kehti k maine manushya ke jeevan se sanyas le lia h ya phir mera koi bf hai... Par ab tum ne shadi sach m ki hai aur pati jutha hai...
P: Haan.. Samaj gaya h aapko..
R: Whatever... Par aaj tumhara ye jutha pati boht khush h..
P: Kyu?? Aaj uske juthe patni ki baari h couch le sone ki isiliye...
Ram went and laid down on the bed..
R: nahi re.. Aisi baat nahi hai... HAAN..
Priya aughed a bit..
P: Happens yaa.. I understand... Fir b aap boht adjusting ho.. Agar aap mere ghar aaye hote na rehne k lie, Mai apna bed kabhi aapko nahi deti...
Ram: Kya?? Toh ye baat tumne pehle batana chaiye thha na.. Mai bhi wohi karta...
P: arre kyu?? App ko konsa yaha rehna h.. Aap ko toh jana h na AMERICA... Toh itna possessive kyu ho rahe hai apne room ko.. Alne saman ko lekar??
Ram just smiled...
P: BTW, Ho raha h ya nahi kuch uss mamle me??
R: Haan yaar... Work in progress.. 2-4 mahine me kuch toh ho hi jayega...
P: Dont take it personally Ram, but mai nahi soch sakti aap k jaise... Matlab.. Apna desh, apne sanskaar chod k mai nahi reh sakti gairon k beech..
R: Har ek ka apna nazariya hota h...
Saying so, he got into his duvet.. Priya got up from the couch and went to the washroom.. Coming out after 5 min..
P: Ram aap sone se pehle daat nahi ghaste??
R: Mai subh uthkar brush karta hu..
P: Oh... Matlab raat kk nhi karte... Kide makode muh m lekar aap so kaise sakte hai.. Chee...
R: Mujhe sote waqt apne zubaan pe khane ka taste accha lagta h.. Toothapaste ka nahi... Aur waise b tumhe kya problem hai?
P: Mujhe kya problem hogi?? Konsi saari zindagi kaatni h aap k sath...
Both slept off in their respective places
In chachu chachis room...
Chi: Arre cancel kyu kana h HM dono ko... Postpone kar lete...
Cha sat in a corner of the bed like a guilty punished student...
Chi: Mai na udhar se ram ko PUTTU ka wo bartan lane konkehne wali thhi...
Cha: Arre kya tum aurte bhi... Mumbai m bhi toh milti hai na saadiyaan.. Idr se kyu lana h...
Chi: PUTTU khane ki cheez h.. Mko uska bartan chaiye bana ne k liye... Aur na mai waha se SET MUNDU bhi lane ko bolti...
Cha: Ye kaise hota h khane me??
Chi: Ye saadi ka prakaar hai.. Kya ho gaya h aapko... Aise chup chap baithe h.. Bol b rahe h toh nonsense... Kya hua hai...
Cha held out 2 fingers... Ek pakdo...
Chi chose one.. And cha suddenly cheered up... Kuch record nhi kia h usne...
Chi: Record??
Cha: haan.. Hnmm... Wo.. Arre haan.. Wo ram h na.. Bol raha thha saxhin ne record banaya h. Par aisa kuch nahi hai... Haha.. Mai sota hu... Gn..
Later that night... RaYas room...
Ram was tring his best to sleep... But there was something disturbing him.. Yes... PRIYA'S SNORE...
R: Mana.. Kal thaki hui thhi toh kharratte le rhi thhi... Aaj kya hai... Ab toh isko b batata hu ki ye kitna disturb karti h mujhe...
He got his phone and went closer to the couch.. And started shooting a vidoe...
The next morning... Priya went to the lawn with her cup of coffee... There she saw AK sitting with the newspaper... He saw Priya and called her to sit with him.. Sipping their coffee, the father daughter discussed all sorts of topics.. From family to hobbies.. Politics to sports...
AK: Priya beta.. Boht accha laga tumhare sath baat kar ke.. Ab na hum roz aise sath m coffee piya karenge... Mujhe accha lagega...
P: Ji papa...
AK: Beta.. Ek baat kahu... Dekho.. Tum log ne apna HM cancel kar lia hai.. Par na.. Hum sabko accha lagega agar tum log iss sunday ko suddhivinayak chale jao... Agar tum dono ko theek lage toh..
P: Jii papa.. Sure.. Mai Ram se bat karungi iss bare me...
She went back to her room... Ram was sitting on the bed, his back towards the door amd Priya.. She came up behind him...
P: Ram.. Papa chahte h ki hum sunday ko siddhivinayak mandir chale jaye.. And Ram on the other hand was dozing off..he lost his balance a bit..
P: Mere lie badi baat hogi agar ye insaan suryadev k darshan le le... Ram.. Ram uthiye na.. Aap ko aise subh subh dekh k mujhe alas aati h..
R: Aajj toh mai tumhe bata hibdeta hu mai din me jhapkiyaan kyu leta hu...
Priya was meanwhile in the changing room!! She suddenly heard snores!!
P: Ram hadh h... Aap din m baithe baithe kharratte le rhe h...
R: mai nhi.. Tum le rhi ho...
P: Ram.. Mai jaagi hu... Jaaga hua insaan kharratte nahi leta...
R: Maine kab kaha ab le rhi hom. Idhr aao...
Priya walked towards the bed and sat next to him... Ram played the video.. And priya kept staring at it.. She slowly extended her hand towards the cell.. Ram dragged it back.. Priya tried to snatch it.. And in the process, Ram was lying flat on the bed.. And priya was over her...
They remained in the same posture for a minute..
Soon Priya came out of the trance and got up...
P: Ram delete kijiye na video...
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