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Jab Patrakaar Ko Gussa Aata Hai Toh...
Mohan:- "Ohhh...Mirchi Madam...suno na...
Megha:- "Kya hai...kyoun bula rahe ho Mujhe...!!! karr li na tumne shadi...ab kya bacha hai...jo mujhe bula rahe ho...???
Mohan:- "arey Yaar...wo toh sirf ek promo shoot tha...bass...aur kuch nahi...
Megha:-"mujhe toh abhi tak doubt hai ke...wo Promo shoot tha ya kuch aur...!!! yeh CV's bhi na...hum dono ka Character dheela karr ke hi chodenge...!!! aur rahi sahi kasar...iss Promo shoot me bhi pura karr diya unn logo ne...!!! aage aage dekhna kya kya karrwate hain...yeh log...humse...
Mohan:-"kahin tumhe iss baat ka doubt toh nahi ke yeh log...hume Promo shoot bol ke...meri shadi uss Gadhima se na karr de...aur tumhari uss Dr Daanav se...!!!
Megha:-" exactly mujhe yehi doubt hai...!!! phir dekhna...TRP toh vaise hi down hai...iss track se kaise hamare fans bhadkenge...
Mohan:-"tum fiqar matt karo...main sab sambhal lunga...
Megha:-"ab kya kya sambhaloge tum Mohan...!!! wahan meri shadi ka card print ho ke aa gaya hai...aur yahan tumhari shadi ka promo shoot bhi aa gaya hai...!!! ab kuch bhi nahi bacha...
Mohan:-"ab lagta hai ke iss ke director...producer se baat karrni padegi...
Megha:-"jo bhi karrna hai jaldi karo...par mujhe toh lagta hai yeh sab channel head karr raha hai...!!! sare experiments hamare sarr pe fodd raha hai...
Mohan:-"wo raha channel Head...abhi dekhta hoon main use...!!! arey ooo...HEAD ke bachhe...idhar aa be...warna tera sarr fodd dunga...
chnl head:- "abey oye...channel head hoon main...tamiz se baat karr...
Mohan:-"teri tamiz ki aisi ki taisi...teri toh main...
Megha:-"Mohan...khali haath matt aana...do daant tod ke le karr hi aana...ek tumhare liye aur ek mere liye...!!! dimag ki maa-behen karr ke rakha hai inn logon ne...
Mohan:- "tum dekhna Megha...abhi main uss ka kya haal banata hoon...sirf hum dono ke liye hi nahi...chavanni aur Pidhi ke liye bhi ek ek la kar rahunga...
Mohan:-"Kya bole be...tujh se tamiz se baat karu...!!! sharam nahi aayi tujhe jab mere rehte...Mirchi madam ke sath uss DAANAV ke naam ke sath shadi ka card chapwaya...
chnl Head:-"par yeh toh script me tha na...
Mohan:-"tere script ki aisi ki taisi...!!! meri shadi karrwayega tu...uss Gadhima se...!!! tum sab ki khatia khadi na karr di naa...toh mera bhi naam Mohan Bhatnagar nahi...(Dhishum...Dhishum...)
Chnl Head:- "ahhh...sudhir jee bachayo...Seema jee bachayo... Sonal jee bachayo...!!! kahan marr gaye sab ke sab...koi toh aa kar mujhe iss patrakaar se bachayo...lagta hai iss me Sachhi ki Majnu ki aatma ghush gayi hai...
Mohan:-"sirf inn teeno ko hi kyoun...pure creative teams ko bula le...sab ki kabar agar yehi khod nahi diya toh main PATRAKAAR nahi...
Chnl Head:- "arey yeh sab tum karr kyoun rahe ho...??? dekho iss track se kaise show ki TRP...P.T Usha ki tarah daudti hai...
Mohan:- "Garibi me aata geela...aur mohabbat me mera screw dheela...ab jyada bol matt aur meri baat dhyan se sunn...agar meri shadi kisi se hogi...toh sirf Megha se...meri izzat koi lutegi... toh wo sirf Megha hogi...!!! agar Chavanni aur Piddi kisi ko GOOD MORNING PAPA kahenge toh sirf mujhe...!!! aur agar iss ka zara sa bhi ulta hua na...toh tum sab ko zinda gaad dunga...yehi pe...
Chnl Head:- "par main toh Hindu hoon...
Mohan:- "abey...toh tujhe maar kar...jala karr...gaad dunga... zameen pe...samajh gaya na...!!! aur agar nahi samjha...aur kuch bhi galat kiya toh tere sarr ki kasam...tera divorce karrane me mujhe 5 min nahi lagenge...!!!
Megha:-"usey aur maaro Mohan...aur Maaro...kambakhato ne hamare sath sath...audience ka bhi dimag kharab karr ke rakha hai...
Mohan:-"nahi Megha...aaj ke liye bass itna hi thik hai...ek hafta wait karrte hain...dekhte hain yeh kya karrte hain...phir unn ki shamat toh aani hi hai...!!! aur sunn be channel head ki aatma...agar kuch bhi ulta aur hua na...toh...tera sarr...aur hum sab ka hath...!!! SAMAJH GAYA NA...
Chnl Head:-"main samajh gaya...plz aur matt maro...!!! main apne akhha family ki kasamm kha karr kehta hoon ke Mohan aur Megha ko milane ke liye main apni jaan de dunga...par unn dono ko mila karr hi rahunga...
Mohan:-"aur yeh Better hai tere liye samajh gaya na...agar iss se jyada kuch ulta sulta hua na toh... Renu Bhabi ki kasam... wo halat karunga ke...agle 5 janam tak tere pure khanadn me sirf ganje paida honge...
Megha:-"lekin ab hamara kya hoga Mohan...??? Mujhe nahi lagta ke yeh sach me kuch karega...jo bhi karrna hoga...lagta hai...hume hi karrna hoga...
Mohan:-"fiqar matt karo...!!! shadi ke din Dr Daanav ki side me Gadhima ko baitha denge...!!! dulhan ghughat me hogi aur dulha sehre ke piche...muh chupaya hua...toh kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalega...!!! phir ek baar shaadi ho gayi...toh baad ki baat hum baad me handel karr lenge...sab se pahle unn dono sarr dard ko show se hatana padega...
Megha:-"dekho Mohan...jo bhi karrna hai jaldi karo...mujh se ab yeh BHANKASS bardast nahi hota...ab main ja rahi hoon...
Mohan (in his heart) :- "tum fiqar matt karo Megha...mere piche poster lage inn nakli Karan Arjun ki kasam...hum dono milke hi dubara...kishore kumar ka song...'Mujhe Pyar Karo'...gayenge...aur taaliya bajane ke liye hamare fans ke sath sath...humare Piddhi aur chavanni bhi honge...
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