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Shaadi Mubarakh Ho...
Mohan:- "toh tumne final karr hi liya ke tum uss 'Dr Kaam Bigadu' se shadi karogi...???"
Megha:-"haan...par unn ka naam 'Dr Kaam Bigadu' nahi hai...Dr Manav hai... aur isi me hum sab ki bhalai hai...
Mohan:-"Maanav nahi pura ka pura DAANAV hai wo..!!! kitne mushkil se tum thoda patti thi...par yeh saala Bunty aa gaya...tumhe udane...!!! aur tumhe lagta hai ke main tumhe uss ke sath uddne dunga...haa...
Megha:-"dekho Mohan...Dr Manav ek achhe inshan hai...
Mohan:-"Bhaad me gaya tumhara achha inshan...tumne kabhi socha hai...uss se shadi hone ke baad tumhara kya haal hoga...???"
Megha:-"mujhe pata hai...main aur bachhe khush rahenge...
Mohan:- "Ghanta khush rahoge...!!! kaamwali bana kar rakhega tumhe aur Chavanni aur Piddi ko bhi...free me kaam karrwayega...
Megha:-"kya bakwas kar rahe ho Mohan...wo aisa nahi hai...!!! dekha nahi... kaise free me dushre ki biwi Mitika ki help karrta hai...
Mohan:-"zara dimag se socho Megha...biwi agar dushre ki hai...toh wo kyoun itna interest le raha hai...!!! aur vaise bhi abhi se wo kaise her do minute me hath dhota hai...pair dhota hai...dekha hai na tumhe..!!! jaise yehi ek saaf sutra MAANAV hai aur baki uss ke aas paas sare ke saare DAANAV hain...ghar pe jhadu lagayo toh rumal naak pe de kar ghumta rehta hai...!!! socha hai tumne shadi ke baad yeh tumse kya kya karr wayega...???
Megha:-"matlab kya hai tumhara...
Mohan:-"socho Megha...wo her do min me tumse ghar ki safai karrwayega...Piddhi aur chavanni se kaam karrwayega...!!! yahan tak ki tumhe uss ke hath pair bhi dhone padenge...sath me jhadu...katka...bartan.. sab karrna padega...tumhe...!!!
Megha:-"bass karo Mohan...
Mohan:-"kya hua...itne me hi zuban kya pet me girr gayi hai...abhi toh baki ke scenes bhi baki hain...
Megha:-"mujhe toh soch karr hi darr lag raha hai...
Mohan:-"phir bhi tumhe sunn na padega Megha...
Mohan:-"socho...shadi ke baad tumhari Renu Bhabi...tumhare samne 2-in-1 Avtaar me aayegi...x-jethani aur badi Nanand bann kar...toh unn ke taane bhi badh jayenge...!!! socha hai kabhi iss ke bare me...
Megha:-"nahiiieee...(slap)...bass karo Mohan...ab mujhe mera ye FUTURE TRACK bardast nahi hota...
Mohan:-" GHOR KALYUG...itna samjhaya...phir bhi thappad uss DAANAV ko nahi mujhe maar diya...
Megha:- "kuch karo Mohan...main nahi shadi karrna chahati uss DAANAV se...!!! tumne mujhe hamesha bachaya hai...iss baar bhi tumhe hi bachana padega...warna main tumhe chodungi nahi...
Mohan:-"requst karr rahi ho ke...dhamka rahi ho...!!! khair jo bhi karrna hai... sirf tum hi karr sakti ho...!!! jaise Mujh se shadi karr lo...uss certified DANAV se bhi chutkara mil jayega...aur iss Mr Mushibat ki...Mrs Mirchi madam bhi hamesha bani rahogi...
Megha:-"thik hai...!!! par tum ghar ke kaam me meri help karoge na...???
Mohan:-"pakka karunga...!!! tum khana bana diya karrna...main kha liya karunga...!!! tum kapde dho diya karrna...main sukha diya karunga...aur toh aur...socho auto ka rate kitna badh gaya hai...isiliye hum sath me...mere bike pe office jayenge...paas paas baithenge...romance ka romance aur kaam ka kaam hua karega...
Megha:-"haah yeh baat toh sahi hai...par prob yeh hai ke...uss DAANAV se 2 din baad meri shadi hai...uss se kaise bachu...???
Mohan:-"ek kaam karrte hain...hum uss se pahle shadi karr lete hain...phir baad me uss Dr DAANAV ko surprised karenge...!!! aisa surprised karenge ki...pura mazra uss ke sarr ke upar se guzar jayega...aur usey pata bhi nahi chalega...!!! tohhh...main yeh rishta pakka samjhu...???"
Megha:-"haan...
Mohan (In his Heart):- "Waah...Mr Bhatnagar...aap ko aap ki Mrs Bhatnagar mubarakh ho...
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