Khushi detergent: Ego ko karde saaf ekhi wash mein

Hello bashers,

You guys are ready? I'm ready too... (P.S. I love you ☺️ )

P.P.S. English translation below

Today's breaking news:

Khushi middle class brand detergent is on the market now. One wash is enough to clean 99.99% egos...

Scene 1:

ASR in Gupta Jhopra (hut) ... sweating... err sorry bashers... glowing like moon beam...

Fandom: Hai, shirt kab utarega? (Sigh... when will he take off his shirt)

ASR: Never...

Jab tak Khushi maregi Sallu pe line...

Meri body ke liye tum log karoge pine...

(If Khushi continues to flirt with Salman Khan)

(You guys will pine for my body)

Fandom (apply nasal tone):

Dil ke armaan glycerine mein beh gaye...

Hum shirtless ASR ko dekhne ke liye taras gaye... 🥺

(All desires of heart floated away in glycerine)

(We are still pining for a glimpse of shirtless ASR)

Scene 2:

Auntyji came to see hotwa damadji (Son in law)...

ASR: I did MBA in Harvard...

Auntyji: Haridwar? Shastro ki padai ki ho kya? (Haridwar? Did you study religious books)

(Haridwar.. a religious place in India...)

ASR: I have chain of industries

Auntyji: Chain ki dukan? (Shop of chains)

Khushi: Aur bhi dhulnewale ho, meri jaan...

Inhone to kar diya mera kaam asan...

(You are gonna have more trouble coming)

(They just made my work easier)

Bashers:

Kick them out of Raizada mansion... Phatti sari and Khoon bhari taang... 😡

Scene 3:

If that was not enough dhulai, budhhi ne ASR pe puppy lagai'

(If that was not enough problems, ASR got a kiss from the old lady)

Khushi (Mental):

Agar mujhe di hoti pyaar ki jhappi,

Tu budhhi se nehin khani parti puppy...

(If you had given me a hug of love..)

(You would not have to get kiss from old lady)

ASR (Mental):

Agar pehle meri ego dhul gayee hoti

To tum aaj teen-teen bachho ki amma hoti...

(If my ego was washed earlier...)

(You would have been mother of 3 kids by now)

Bashers:

Khushi ki kabhi bhi nehin thi koi class...

Tabhi to bechare ASR ko jaana para banwaas... 😭

(Khushi never had any class)

(That's why ASR had to go to Gupta hut)

Scene 4:

ASR ne jakar AC mangwai...

Bijli ka bill kaun bharega bhai?

(ASR got AC, who will pay the electricity bill)

Bashers:

ASR ko garmi lag rahee thi bhai...

Dekha nehin, kaise paseene ne nahlayee...

Humme opportunity kab milega bhai?

(ASR was feeling hot...)

(Didn't you see how he was bathing in sweats)

(When will we get the opportunity babes?)

Scene 5:

AC ne kiya aisa kamaal...

Pura mohalla ka ho gaya bura haal...

(AC played it's card, the entire area was under dark)

ASR:

Waise to mera hain shatir dimaag...

Lekin common sense thodi hain kharab...

(I know I have a very shrewd brain)

(I just lack some common sense)

Khushi:

Agar bachpan mein chameli ka tel lagaya hota...

To thoda bahut kammon sense bhi aa gaya hota...

(If you had put jasmine oil like me when you were kid)

(You would have got some kammon sense by now)

Bashers:

Khushi ne kiya kya ghor paap...

Subha shaam pati ke naam ka nehin karti jaap...

Khushi ki bachpan jaati nehin...

Usse to SP bahu ki tarha rona bhi aata nehin...

Khushi ki dimaag mein naa jaane kya baat aayee...

Usi ne bechare ASR ki waat lagayee...

Mahal se sidha jhopre mein le aayee?

(Khushi committed grave sin)

(Does not worship her hottie day and night)

(When will she grow up)

(She can't even cry like a SP wife)

(God knows, what came into her mind)

(She is the culprit behind every thing)

(Brought poor ASR, from mansion straight to the hut)

ME:

Bashers, main karta hoon wait for these moments...

Kab tum log maroge nasty comments...

Issi se karta hain mere creative juices flow...

Warna mere post pe koi nehin karta show...

(Bashers, I wait for these moments)

(When you will make nasty comments)

(That's what makes my creative juices flow)

(Else my posts usually remains no show)

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Tia,

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Tia,

Every letter and every word and every sentence was SUPREMELY Funny

Best Post of the Day for Me.

This will go into my "One Of the Best Post Ever".

All I can do is give you a standing ovation, once I am off the floor laughing my behind off.

You deserve 100 ⭐️'s for this.

Today so many people have posted so many fantabulous posts leaving me speechless the show doesn't matter anymore.

The talented people like you are enough to make me want to visit here everyday.

Kick Ass Birlliance !!!👏👏