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If I were khushi, I would do the following checklist before I leave RM:-
- Stuff scalding coals in Shyam's underwear, so never thinks about another girl in "that" way
- Stuff smelly socks in Anjali's mouth so she stops talking and auction off her pooja thalis to Raddi/Garbage Walas. Keep the money.
- Throw ASR's laptop into the pool and flush his bluetooth down the toilet
- Post ASR's cell phone number in an internet P**N site, let him have it.
- Stuff ASR's shoes with juice - oh been there done that. Erase that. Stuff his shoes with sharp nails and douse his clothes with itch-inducing powder (khujli powder)
- Burn off all of Mami's expensive Sarees and donate her jewelry to local women's shelter.Squirt empty all the makeup on her face while she is asleep.
- Loosen the legs of Nani's old-world Cot.
- Sell Laxmi to the nearest mutton market to get even at Nani (sorry vegans)
- fill every freaking kitchen canister with bull-crap.
- fill every juice and water bottle with hogwash
- Tie up Jiji and Jiju's hands and legs together, undress them and lock them in a store room. let them rot and struggle
- Pack my bags and elope with NK
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