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I am back and with me my sarcasm 😆 poor people!! You have to deal with me again 😛
So people, who do not want to do that please leave, because this a non-serious zone!! Always remember you have been warned 😈 muhahahaha
Okay so we start of really innocent in a place I would never have expected the modi women to be aka the kitchen. Yes I know people it is shocking but they are really in the kitchen and what is more they are actually cooking 😆 okay jokes aside. Nothing new here. My Koki, my heroine, the greatest, BB ligal and brainless 1 are there togehter with Meethi and the missing woman is dun dun dun that is right Rashi!!! Surprise surprise never would have guessed 🤢 So Rashi stands by the door in hiding and worries about everyone being in the kitchen (I think she has a 007 moment there. Has anyone heard from 007Paragh about the missing brains?) and then brainless 1 comes and starts talking about the next day and rashi properly thinks 'shut up you idiot and go turn your hubby's head somemore' ☺️ People I am agreeing with Rashi on this point. Brainless 1 it is high time for you to turn back to the wicked and steal Ahem of his senses!! Always remember Koki wants a new toy and you will have to make sure she gets it 😆 However Hetal the brainless takes it up on herself to go and talk with Koki about tomorrow and just then Rashi deceides it is time to step in. So she starts shouting and actually scolding Hetal (please remember her elder and MIL) for not being able to find her. Seriously? I mean what is Hetal supposed to do? Wear a bell around her neck so that Rashi will always be able to tell where she is? I mean in sense of usefullness for Rashi or Urshi it would be much better to make koki wear it because lets be honest Hetal wouldn't see the truth of Urshi even if they would plot a kalakari right in front of their noses 😡 useless!!! But worry not my friends Koki is on to her and shuts her up 👏👏 just loved the way she did it. Just so koki like!!! 😍 The woman was on a role in this epi!!!! So Rashi gives a stupid excuse about her chosing sari's for her and hetal for tomorrow and pulls Hetal away from Koki.
So next comes a Urmi scene I think. First of all what the ... is she wearing? I mean seriously this woman's clothes could seriously cause eye cancer or might get people to blind themself just to not see that anymore!!! 🤢 And then she makes this small small excersice and is complaining and groaning already and this customer comes and sees and hears that and is still willing to pay for this mockery of a gym? Seriously I think we are getting here a new record of brainlessness!!! And then this stupid woman actually agrees to run on the spot on a switched off treatmill? I mean how ridiculus can you get cvs? I know this is fiction and so on but please such stupidity is not existent in the real world!!! So Kinjal comes and asked a sensible question and there Urmi is shocked and gives the most stupidest reply and on it goes!!! Let me just say this, this scene was such a waste of time that I am considering to sue the cvs for it!!! I mean come on. I know there have to be some filler scenes now and again but at least not something that actually makes me realise that my IQpoints are decreasing by watching it!!!! I could go on and on about this idiocy but there is more to discuss so let me just say once more that this scene was utterly, completely 🤬 nonsense and should be made illegal!!!!
A gohem scene!!!! 😃 Yay 🥳 a chance for me to bash ahem a little 🤣 gosh how I missed it. So the darling comes out of the bathroom and sees his darling wife set his clothes on the bed, but OMG what happened, it is a kurta and not that so beloved brown suit of his. How could the darling wife make such a mistake? Well Ahem asked her why she hasn't got out his office clothes!! And Gopi looks at him a little shocked, properly thinking 'what does the idiot want with his office clothes at a pooja?' and right she is. He has neglected his work in the past for stupid things like happing the liar or romancing with his wife 😆 (sorry sorry only joking) so he might as well do it for god as well. But instead of her just telling him that she has got this clothes out because of the pooja, she starts asking stupid questions 😆 yeah I know cv's you are trying to strech the gohem scene but let me tell you this doesn't make their relationship progress any. And I am sure most of the Ahemholics would forgive you for that, if you would have changed his clothes slightly (you know, cut the kurta and trousers and replace with a tiny towel wrapped around the waist (let this slip to the floor inbetween and properly the Urshi scenes of a week would have beenforgiven by them)) But no you make Gopi asked if he wants to go to the office and Ahem looks and says something about the lines 'are you crazy? have you lost it? Of course I am going to work!!! Or is there some ironing to do? You know how skilled I am with it' 🤣 So Gopi says okay I get your office clothes (why the guy is not able to go to the cupboard himself and get the clothes out is beyond me!!! Is he such a baby that he needs help getting dressed as well? I am sure there are a lot of people here that would be more then happy to assist him😉) and mentions the pooja!!! Ahem looks like he just slammed his hand to his head in his head (gosh what amazingly aweful grammar on my part 😆 I am telling you the messing up of the english language like this is a hard thing to learn) and tells her that he was informed about this by his mum the night before. Alright I am willing to give Ahem the benefit of the doubt and say that this might just have been a ploy by him to spent some more time with his wife in their bedroom. I mean as soon as they are finished she is running away to do some work but couldn't he think about a more entertaining thing to do, together, in their bedroom ... Dirty minds!!!!!!!😲 I mean playing ludo and not what you were thinking about him and her minus the clothes on the bed doing some sport ☺️ See you made me blush with your dirty thoughts!!!!
So next we see my koki greeting the guests and then comes Savita bhen!!!! Apparently not invited!! What an unbelievable behaviour!!! Scandalous!!! 😆 and is trying to tease my Koki!!! Just love the way Koki lost all kindness and warmth from her feature when she spotted her best hate friend 😃 Great Acting by Rupal ji!! But Koki shuts her up with just one remark!!! I mean how cool can you be!!! 😍 Next comes the evil inhuman thing and with her brainless son in law and Kinjal the purple witch. And again just one look by Koki and Urmi knows how not welcome she is (gosh I am loving it!!!) So Rashi comes behind Koki and then Urmi thinks it is time to do some drama. And starts shouting about how much her hands hurt from carrying the fruits and stuff, because she doesn't want to come empty handed ... Now come on she opens a gym and can't even carry a little fruit to her daughters inlaw's house? Its not like she was carrying huge bags of fuits or anything but just a small plate!! I mean how embarassing can you be!!! But worry not people!! Koki is there to set her straight 😃 and tells her that yes you cannot always come empty handed and have to bring something sometimes 👏👏👏 What a rocking dialogue!!!! Koki is the master of the insulting-people-without-insulting-them art!!!!
Careful Urshi scene 🤢 Rashi still worried about Hetal and Koki talking about the pandit. So clever girl says that Urmi and she have to keep them apart and clever girl deceides that she will handle Hetal (surely the more dangerous task!!! 🤣 🤣) and that Urmi will have to take care of Koki! and Urmi agrees until she realises, what she is asked to do!!! And then tries to get Rashi to switch the job with her 🤢 I mean what love!! Both are intended on making the other suffer under the great Koki!!! 😡
😡 Just can't stand them!!!
So Urmi does what she has to do and actually has the cheek to sent a quick prayer to the gods - oh where is the devine punishment, she deserves? where is the lighting bolt, which should strike her down right then and there? What is the matter has the devine punishment been reflected by the ridiculus idiocy already shown in the epi? Its so unfair!!! - and goes on. She approaches Koki from the back and start blabbering about koki's health and Koki looks utterly annoyed before she turns 😆 gosh I am loving it (did I mention that already? no then let me tell you that I am loving it!!!) and asked the right question!! Why is Urmi worried for her health all of a sudden!! With a ring to it as if she wanted to say, you would prefer to see me down dying in argony so why are you asking about my health now? Koki Holmes has taken up the fishy stink of a kalakari especially through seeing Rashi keepin hetal busy behind Urmi!!! So the pollution talk follows which is nonsense again , wonder oh wonder!! I am getting sick of this idiocy now!! and all of it in one epi!! But Koki shuts her up greatly again.
And then the first pandit comes and Koki brings him in and then 30seconds later the second pandit comes (what timing 😲 amazing 🤢) and screams for Hetal!!! And all are shocked!!! I mean you can really get over board with the drama. two pandits are not the end of the world surely!!! I mean I am sure I saw in other serials and movies to pandits doing a pooja before. so I am sure this is not the end of the world situation the cvs are making it. So Everyone is shocked but Koki handles the situation quite well and it is just savita bhen who makes it a big deal again. Hetal looks like every word and look is actually causing her deep physical pain!! Good!! Okay I am not evil here ... okay maybe a little 😈 ... but that tells me that she won't be fighting with Koki. For urshi's plan to succeed they would need Hetal thinking that she is absolutely right and that Koki is wring and not that it is all her fault. But well the mere thought of Hetal actually facing off Koki is ridiculus already!! Never in a thousend years would that happen. Not let it go Hetal!!! No!!! 😆
So Koki and Hetal have a whispered talk about it, why they didn't just go in the kitchen to do that is beyond me but hey it gave Koki a chance to see Urshi standing together smirking. So Hetal is apologising and saying she will sent her pandit away again if koki says so. She sounded like a little girl speaking to her Dadi or something. I mean she is supposed to be the elder to Koki, isn't she? Gosh the modi's are so lucky to have Koki because if it wasn't for her they would have been out of their house long before Urshi came along by the looks of it 🤢
So Urmi wants to fan the flames so more not knowing that there aren't any flames and there is Rashi, the liar looking for the fraction of the second like she feels bad seeing Hetal so distressed but no it was just my fancy 🤢😡 I have given up on her!!! We need a miracle for her to improve and with miracle I am thinking about something like the treadmill accident Shaun talked about earlier today, nice ridiculus and hopefully deadly for Urmi!!! 😈 Rashi tries to shut up her mum but Urmi has no brain and shouts about that she is not afraid and so on. And seriously she is right!! I mean the cvs love her. Even if Koki, Hetal, Jigar, Ahem or Chirag would just stand an arms length away from them and she would shout about their evil plans on the top of her lungs, they wouldn't hear anything!!! 🤢😡 So no reason to fear them. But seriously this 10 laksh lottery win, which makes her us good us the modi's is just getting annoying!!! Someone please show her how much the Modi's actually own and then tell her that her money is about 0.000001% of their riches 😈 that would shut her up, hopefully!!!
So sweet scene is coming our way. Chirag 🤢 and Ahem coming down the stairs, dressed like an item 😕 why? I mean I would get it if it would be Jigar 😃 and Chirag 🤢 or Ahem and Paragh but Ahem and Chirag 🤢? what the ...!!! If ahem was as excited about the matching cloth as he was, when he and Gopi wore them 😆 Only joking. So Ahem comes down and is searching the crowed and of course Jigar 😃 notices (by the way he looked great in this kurta!!! 😍) and knows exactly what is going on! He asked Ahem if he looks for bhabi and ahem just shakes his head (the liar!!) and then even though Ahem is looking for her much longer Jigar sees her first. What is this? The cv's trying to show us that Jigar and Gopi are saathiyas afterall? 🤣 Okay okay I take that back before I am skinned alive by the gohemholics 😆 but you have to agree that it is odd!! However Ahem sure was cute the way he seemed to relax, when he found her in the crowed 😳 cute!!! Hey Munni I think Ahem is becoming the copycat know and he is copying from the cutest aka Jigarle 😆😛
So next is Rashi trying to do the next kalakari and get the pandits to fight each other during the pooja 🤢 what utter crap and especially the way the pandit is going for it immediatelly!!! Especially since it is Koki's pandit. I mean I have expected some more brains from him, if he is trusted for this pooja every year by koki. Such an disappointment!!!
Precap: The war of the pandits 🤢 give me a break
So people, who do not want to do that please leave, because this a non-serious zone!! Always remember you have been warned 😈 muhahahaha
Okay so we start of really innocent in a place I would never have expected the modi women to be aka the kitchen. Yes I know people it is shocking but they are really in the kitchen and what is more they are actually cooking 😆 okay jokes aside. Nothing new here. My Koki, my heroine, the greatest, BB ligal and brainless 1 are there togehter with Meethi and the missing woman is dun dun dun that is right Rashi!!! Surprise surprise never would have guessed 🤢 So Rashi stands by the door in hiding and worries about everyone being in the kitchen (I think she has a 007 moment there. Has anyone heard from 007Paragh about the missing brains?) and then brainless 1 comes and starts talking about the next day and rashi properly thinks 'shut up you idiot and go turn your hubby's head somemore' ☺️ People I am agreeing with Rashi on this point. Brainless 1 it is high time for you to turn back to the wicked and steal Ahem of his senses!! Always remember Koki wants a new toy and you will have to make sure she gets it 😆 However Hetal the brainless takes it up on herself to go and talk with Koki about tomorrow and just then Rashi deceides it is time to step in. So she starts shouting and actually scolding Hetal (please remember her elder and MIL) for not being able to find her. Seriously? I mean what is Hetal supposed to do? Wear a bell around her neck so that Rashi will always be able to tell where she is? I mean in sense of usefullness for Rashi or Urshi it would be much better to make koki wear it because lets be honest Hetal wouldn't see the truth of Urshi even if they would plot a kalakari right in front of their noses 😡 useless!!! But worry not my friends Koki is on to her and shuts her up 👏👏 just loved the way she did it. Just so koki like!!! 😍 The woman was on a role in this epi!!!! So Rashi gives a stupid excuse about her chosing sari's for her and hetal for tomorrow and pulls Hetal away from Koki.
So next comes a Urmi scene I think. First of all what the ... is she wearing? I mean seriously this woman's clothes could seriously cause eye cancer or might get people to blind themself just to not see that anymore!!! 🤢 And then she makes this small small excersice and is complaining and groaning already and this customer comes and sees and hears that and is still willing to pay for this mockery of a gym? Seriously I think we are getting here a new record of brainlessness!!! And then this stupid woman actually agrees to run on the spot on a switched off treatmill? I mean how ridiculus can you get cvs? I know this is fiction and so on but please such stupidity is not existent in the real world!!! So Kinjal comes and asked a sensible question and there Urmi is shocked and gives the most stupidest reply and on it goes!!! Let me just say this, this scene was such a waste of time that I am considering to sue the cvs for it!!! I mean come on. I know there have to be some filler scenes now and again but at least not something that actually makes me realise that my IQpoints are decreasing by watching it!!!! I could go on and on about this idiocy but there is more to discuss so let me just say once more that this scene was utterly, completely 🤬 nonsense and should be made illegal!!!!
A gohem scene!!!! 😃 Yay 🥳 a chance for me to bash ahem a little 🤣 gosh how I missed it. So the darling comes out of the bathroom and sees his darling wife set his clothes on the bed, but OMG what happened, it is a kurta and not that so beloved brown suit of his. How could the darling wife make such a mistake? Well Ahem asked her why she hasn't got out his office clothes!! And Gopi looks at him a little shocked, properly thinking 'what does the idiot want with his office clothes at a pooja?' and right she is. He has neglected his work in the past for stupid things like happing the liar or romancing with his wife 😆 (sorry sorry only joking) so he might as well do it for god as well. But instead of her just telling him that she has got this clothes out because of the pooja, she starts asking stupid questions 😆 yeah I know cv's you are trying to strech the gohem scene but let me tell you this doesn't make their relationship progress any. And I am sure most of the Ahemholics would forgive you for that, if you would have changed his clothes slightly (you know, cut the kurta and trousers and replace with a tiny towel wrapped around the waist (let this slip to the floor inbetween and properly the Urshi scenes of a week would have beenforgiven by them)) But no you make Gopi asked if he wants to go to the office and Ahem looks and says something about the lines 'are you crazy? have you lost it? Of course I am going to work!!! Or is there some ironing to do? You know how skilled I am with it' 🤣 So Gopi says okay I get your office clothes (why the guy is not able to go to the cupboard himself and get the clothes out is beyond me!!! Is he such a baby that he needs help getting dressed as well? I am sure there are a lot of people here that would be more then happy to assist him😉) and mentions the pooja!!! Ahem looks like he just slammed his hand to his head in his head (gosh what amazingly aweful grammar on my part 😆 I am telling you the messing up of the english language like this is a hard thing to learn) and tells her that he was informed about this by his mum the night before. Alright I am willing to give Ahem the benefit of the doubt and say that this might just have been a ploy by him to spent some more time with his wife in their bedroom. I mean as soon as they are finished she is running away to do some work but couldn't he think about a more entertaining thing to do, together, in their bedroom ... Dirty minds!!!!!!!😲 I mean playing ludo and not what you were thinking about him and her minus the clothes on the bed doing some sport ☺️ See you made me blush with your dirty thoughts!!!!
So next we see my koki greeting the guests and then comes Savita bhen!!!! Apparently not invited!! What an unbelievable behaviour!!! Scandalous!!! 😆 and is trying to tease my Koki!!! Just love the way Koki lost all kindness and warmth from her feature when she spotted her best hate friend 😃 Great Acting by Rupal ji!! But Koki shuts her up with just one remark!!! I mean how cool can you be!!! 😍 Next comes the evil inhuman thing and with her brainless son in law and Kinjal the purple witch. And again just one look by Koki and Urmi knows how not welcome she is (gosh I am loving it!!!) So Rashi comes behind Koki and then Urmi thinks it is time to do some drama. And starts shouting about how much her hands hurt from carrying the fruits and stuff, because she doesn't want to come empty handed ... Now come on she opens a gym and can't even carry a little fruit to her daughters inlaw's house? Its not like she was carrying huge bags of fuits or anything but just a small plate!! I mean how embarassing can you be!!! But worry not people!! Koki is there to set her straight 😃 and tells her that yes you cannot always come empty handed and have to bring something sometimes 👏👏👏 What a rocking dialogue!!!! Koki is the master of the insulting-people-without-insulting-them art!!!!
Careful Urshi scene 🤢 Rashi still worried about Hetal and Koki talking about the pandit. So clever girl says that Urmi and she have to keep them apart and clever girl deceides that she will handle Hetal (surely the more dangerous task!!! 🤣 🤣) and that Urmi will have to take care of Koki! and Urmi agrees until she realises, what she is asked to do!!! And then tries to get Rashi to switch the job with her 🤢 I mean what love!! Both are intended on making the other suffer under the great Koki!!! 😡
😡 Just can't stand them!!!So Urmi does what she has to do and actually has the cheek to sent a quick prayer to the gods - oh where is the devine punishment, she deserves? where is the lighting bolt, which should strike her down right then and there? What is the matter has the devine punishment been reflected by the ridiculus idiocy already shown in the epi? Its so unfair!!! - and goes on. She approaches Koki from the back and start blabbering about koki's health and Koki looks utterly annoyed before she turns 😆 gosh I am loving it (did I mention that already? no then let me tell you that I am loving it!!!) and asked the right question!! Why is Urmi worried for her health all of a sudden!! With a ring to it as if she wanted to say, you would prefer to see me down dying in argony so why are you asking about my health now? Koki Holmes has taken up the fishy stink of a kalakari especially through seeing Rashi keepin hetal busy behind Urmi!!! So the pollution talk follows which is nonsense again , wonder oh wonder!! I am getting sick of this idiocy now!! and all of it in one epi!! But Koki shuts her up greatly again.
And then the first pandit comes and Koki brings him in and then 30seconds later the second pandit comes (what timing 😲 amazing 🤢) and screams for Hetal!!! And all are shocked!!! I mean you can really get over board with the drama. two pandits are not the end of the world surely!!! I mean I am sure I saw in other serials and movies to pandits doing a pooja before. so I am sure this is not the end of the world situation the cvs are making it. So Everyone is shocked but Koki handles the situation quite well and it is just savita bhen who makes it a big deal again. Hetal looks like every word and look is actually causing her deep physical pain!! Good!! Okay I am not evil here ... okay maybe a little 😈 ... but that tells me that she won't be fighting with Koki. For urshi's plan to succeed they would need Hetal thinking that she is absolutely right and that Koki is wring and not that it is all her fault. But well the mere thought of Hetal actually facing off Koki is ridiculus already!! Never in a thousend years would that happen. Not let it go Hetal!!! No!!! 😆
So Koki and Hetal have a whispered talk about it, why they didn't just go in the kitchen to do that is beyond me but hey it gave Koki a chance to see Urshi standing together smirking. So Hetal is apologising and saying she will sent her pandit away again if koki says so. She sounded like a little girl speaking to her Dadi or something. I mean she is supposed to be the elder to Koki, isn't she? Gosh the modi's are so lucky to have Koki because if it wasn't for her they would have been out of their house long before Urshi came along by the looks of it 🤢
So Urmi wants to fan the flames so more not knowing that there aren't any flames and there is Rashi, the liar looking for the fraction of the second like she feels bad seeing Hetal so distressed but no it was just my fancy 🤢😡 I have given up on her!!! We need a miracle for her to improve and with miracle I am thinking about something like the treadmill accident Shaun talked about earlier today, nice ridiculus and hopefully deadly for Urmi!!! 😈 Rashi tries to shut up her mum but Urmi has no brain and shouts about that she is not afraid and so on. And seriously she is right!! I mean the cvs love her. Even if Koki, Hetal, Jigar, Ahem or Chirag would just stand an arms length away from them and she would shout about their evil plans on the top of her lungs, they wouldn't hear anything!!! 🤢😡 So no reason to fear them. But seriously this 10 laksh lottery win, which makes her us good us the modi's is just getting annoying!!! Someone please show her how much the Modi's actually own and then tell her that her money is about 0.000001% of their riches 😈 that would shut her up, hopefully!!!
So sweet scene is coming our way. Chirag 🤢 and Ahem coming down the stairs, dressed like an item 😕 why? I mean I would get it if it would be Jigar 😃 and Chirag 🤢 or Ahem and Paragh but Ahem and Chirag 🤢? what the ...!!! If ahem was as excited about the matching cloth as he was, when he and Gopi wore them 😆 Only joking. So Ahem comes down and is searching the crowed and of course Jigar 😃 notices (by the way he looked great in this kurta!!! 😍) and knows exactly what is going on! He asked Ahem if he looks for bhabi and ahem just shakes his head (the liar!!) and then even though Ahem is looking for her much longer Jigar sees her first. What is this? The cv's trying to show us that Jigar and Gopi are saathiyas afterall? 🤣 Okay okay I take that back before I am skinned alive by the gohemholics 😆 but you have to agree that it is odd!! However Ahem sure was cute the way he seemed to relax, when he found her in the crowed 😳 cute!!! Hey Munni I think Ahem is becoming the copycat know and he is copying from the cutest aka Jigarle 😆😛
So next is Rashi trying to do the next kalakari and get the pandits to fight each other during the pooja 🤢 what utter crap and especially the way the pandit is going for it immediatelly!!! Especially since it is Koki's pandit. I mean I have expected some more brains from him, if he is trusted for this pooja every year by koki. Such an disappointment!!!
Precap: The war of the pandits 🤢 give me a break
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