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There is a smog in the forum because of the collective depression and Hell has cometh posts. So if you have come here to read more about Arnav's broken heart (some one give him Fevicol stat!) or poor Khushi's imminent future than your in the wrong post bey! I don't do depression!!
My focus for today are two things!
#1 THE RAPIST WITHIN
Jab pyaar sar char kar bolta hai aur woh return nahi hota hai tou insaan rapist bannay par majboor ho jata hai. Yehi kuch haal humarai Shyamwa ka tha.
Anjali has been gazing at herself in the pooja ke thhaal,
Shyam ka ho raha hai burra haal
He places a suggestive hand on her thigh
She smacks it off as she is fasting, no lie
He smashes his fist in to the wall
And makes the face expression (one for all)
He gets in to a rickshaw, his aim Laxminagar
I am a married man, I know magar
I have needs that no puja can fill
Maybe I should throw all thhal's down a hill?
But alas even Khushi affords no action
Frustration reaches fever pitch, with only one reaction
RAPE!!!
His obsession is interesting because he is the only one of the three Raizada males who is not afraid of commitment. Akash Bitwa being the blushing bride dosnt know what to do about the wedding night (he hasn't found condoms and now he's panicking about whether it will hurt or not and maybe he doesn't want to do it, will Payal ji understand or just jump him?). Arnav Bitwa is a commitment phobe! So Shyam is so big on commitment that he wants not ONE but TWO blushing brides. One for the long life puja and the other to warm his bed and both to do seyva. Good plan I say! And I'm sorry but when Arnav walked in on them my mind wouldn't stop screaming: SHIT JIJA JI GOT THERE FIRST!! BLOODY HELL I HATE YOU DI!
Anjali has seen the rapist in her husband eyes, I think she has been on the receiving end of being a marital rape victim which is why she is always hiding behind her puja ke thhal and vrats and fasts. MYSTERY SOLVED SHERLOCK!!! And no wonder she loves Khushi ji so much! Khushi ji can take the physical brunt of the relationship any day, no wonder she doesn't question where her husband is as long as he is far away!!!
#2 THE FIRST AID BOX AND THE RAIZADAS'
Arnav I think wanted to be a Doctor but that required intense studying and very little money making opportunity so he sacrificed his dreams and became a ruthless businessman. However he has a first aid box in every room of RM and in his car and in his suit and in his Bat Man utility belt which he uses at night when he petrols the streets of Delhi saving man kind from the aafat that is Rape Man!!
The first aid box has been given so much screen time that Laxmi has started an animal picket line outside the sets of IPK. She refuses to let any actor or crew member through and if they manage to come through with only their pant bottoms ripped off by the animals attack, they throw their droppings on the hapless victims!!
That's all for tonight! Sit back relax! I'll give you something to cry about once I update PB within the hour and then whats happening in IPK will look like childs play! HAHAHAHAH! O and for all the people crying like banshees and saying the world has ended; listen to the song below especially the main bit with Salmaan and just rock your Friday! Things will get better i guarantee it!! Yaad nahi hai Diwali pay kya howa tha? We had so many rats jumping ship! Hahahaha! Ab yeh yaad rakho: LOVE THAT ISNT TESTED ISN'T LOVE AT ALL!!!
p.s. PANDORA'S BOX UPDATED
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyLSh_jjVU[/YOUTUBE]
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