BAKWAS TIMES
A republic day special episode of KTKP will be telecasted tonight. BT, the official newspaper-cum-show of KTKP gives u an insight into what to expect in today's special episode.
A patriotic song by MBians
"Hai drooling jahan ki reet sada
Hum geet wahan ka sunaata hoon
FB ke rehne wale hain MBians ke baat sunaata hoon
Ho ho ho ho haye haye haye..
Fan girls boys ka bhed nahin
Har dil se hamaara naata hain
Kuch aur na aata ho humko
Drool, blush karna bas aata hain..
'Sham-E-Ghazal
Dr.Munni sings her favourite ghazal for her fans
Hoshwaalon ko khabar kya
Behoshi kyaa cheez hain
Mallu ko dekhiye phir samajhiye
Kameena pan kya cheez hain
Unze nazre kya mili
Mallu toh psycho ho gayi
Aaj jaana mere saiyyaan
Kitne bada bewakoof hain..
Cookery show '
Dadi bua along with her assistant teaches u how to make khayali pulao
Aaj hum aapko ek mazedaar recipe bataati hoon
Ingredients.
Rohan concern- 1 cup
Munni smile- 1 cup
Sugar- 1 kg
Cardamom- 1 tsp ( coarsely grounded)
Baba ashirvaad- 1 tsp
Dadi ashirvaad ' 2tsp
Now take a bowl and mix all the items except the ashirvads. Add necessary water and bring to boil till the pulao is tender and dry. Sprinkle baba/dadi ashirvaad and serve hot.😛
Agony aunty
MARD expert , Sultry sue will give a bhashan on 'Mard aisa kyun hain' and give her valuable advice to young teenagers .
Khushbu- "Madam my boy friend never picks up his phone when he is in office. I don't know why he is doing so."
Sue- " Mard hote hi aise Khushbu dear. May be he doesn't love u ; or may be he has another girl friend at office.
(Khushbu starts crying) Don't cry! U need to question ur BF. 'hum aurton ke paas ek zuban hi to hoti hai.. jiski badaulat hum survive karte hain ..warna ye MARDO ki duniya'blah blah blah.".
CID Mansukhani
Mansu (wiping his face) ' "Bhagchi ka kuch pata chala?
Partner- "Ab tak nahin"
Mansu ( narrowing his eyes and looks suspiciously at the screen like ACP Pradhyuman ) "kuch toh gadbad hain"
Dimple Darshan
Doctor Handsome will make a special appearance and give gyan on FB addiction exclusively for his fangirls. Every gyan will be followed by a 600 watt smile and deep stare at ur tv screen.
( sorry no promo for this one ; u have to wait till 8 pm to watch it. Fans are directed to put their husbands and kids to sleep before they get ready to do arti, blush, swoon and faint over Handsome ji's dimple.)
Baara saal baad- horror show
*ing- Mallika, Sultry sue, Mansukhani , Ady & Bhagchi
( Again no promo coz we don't wanna scare the day light out of our bachha fans)
So tune in for an exciting special episode at * pm today only on ur favourite channel Stony TV
Announcement- Bakwas Times is immensely pleased to announce the appointment of two more reporters Apurvafan & Lizzie. U can find their reports on page -4
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