BT- KTKP Republic Day special!

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Posted: 12 years ago

     BAKWAS TIMES

A republic day special episode  of  KTKP will be telecasted tonight. BT, the official newspaper-cum-show of KTKP gives u an insight into what to expect in today's special episode.

 

A patriotic song by MBians

 "Hai drooling jahan ki reet sada

Hum geet wahan ka sunaata hoon

FB ke rehne wale hain MBians ke baat sunaata hoon

 Ho ho ho ho haye haye haye..

 

Fan girls boys ka bhed nahin

Har dil se hamaara naata hain

Kuch aur na aata ho humko

Drool, blush karna bas aata hain..

 

 

'Sham-E-Ghazal  

 Dr.Munni sings her favourite ghazal for her fans

 Hoshwaalon ko khabar kya

Behoshi kyaa cheez hain

Mallu ko dekhiye phir samajhiye

Kameena pan kya cheez hain

 

Unze nazre kya mili

Mallu toh psycho ho gayi

Aaj jaana mere saiyyaan

Kitne bada bewakoof hain..

 

 Cookery show

Dadi bua along with her assistant teaches u how to make khayali pulao

 Aaj hum aapko ek mazedaar recipe bataati hoon

Ingredients.

Rohan concern- 1 cup

Munni smile- 1 cup

Sugar-  1 kg

Cardamom- 1 tsp ( coarsely grounded)

Baba ashirvaad- 1 tsp

Dadi ashirvaad ' 2tsp

 Now take a bowl and mix  all the items except the ashirvads. Add necessary water and bring to boil till the pulao is tender and dry. Sprinkle baba/dadi ashirvaad and serve hot.😛

  Agony aunty

MARD expert , Sultry sue will give a bhashan on 'Mard aisa kyun hain' and  give her valuable advice to young teenagers .

 Khushbu- "Madam  my boy friend never picks up his phone when he is in office. I don't know why he is doing so."

 Sue- " Mard hote hi aise Khushbu dear. May be he doesn't love u ; or may be he has another girl friend at office.

(Khushbu starts crying) Don't cry! U need to question ur BF.  'hum aurton ke paas ek zuban hi to hoti hai.. jiski badaulat hum survive karte hain ..warna ye MARDO ki duniya'blah blah blah.".

 

CID Mansukhanilate

Mansu (wiping his face) ' "Bhagchi ka kuch pata chala?

 Partner- "Ab tak nahin"

 Mansu ( narrowing his eyes and looks suspiciously at the screen like ACP Pradhyuman )  "kuch toh gadbad hain"

 

 Dimple Darshansmiley

Doctor Handsome will make a special appearance and give gyan on FB addiction exclusively for his fangirls. Every gyan will be followed by a 600 watt smile and deep stare at ur tv screen.

 

( sorry no promo for this one ; u have to wait till 8 pm to watch it. Fans are directed to put their husbands and kids to sleep before they get ready to do arti, blush, swoon and faint over Handsome ji's dimple.)

 

Baara saal baad- horror showsmiley

 *ing- Mallika, Sultry sue, Mansukhani , Ady & Bhagchi

 

( Again no promo coz we don't wanna scare the day light out of our bachha fans)

 

So tune in for an exciting special episode at * pm today only on ur favourite channel Stony TV

 Announcement- Bakwas Times is immensely pleased to announce the appointment of two more reporters  Apurvafan & Lizzie. U can find their reports on page -4

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Posted: 12 years ago
super duper hilarious 🤣🤣. kya imagination hai yaar tumhari. . 👏
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Posted: 12 years ago
🤣Shamil...there r no enough emoticons for me to express ...needless to say i am 🤣🤣and more 🤣🤣🤣 and some more 🤣...loved the Dimple show and the horror show bit just too much...tears r rolling down my face...
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Posted: 12 years ago
thnx  wizardofoz & Vasanthi

@Vasanthi- hope u dont mind. but where r u from?
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Posted: 12 years ago
Am from Mumbai...but currently living in Malaysia as my hubby is working here ... am a pucca Bombaite at heart !!! 
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: vasanthi16

Am from Mumbai...but currently living in Malaysia as my hubby is working here ... am a pucca Bombaite at heart !!! 

haha I thought u may be a south Indian; am frm kerala  and had a class mate named Vasanthi😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
bravo shamil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...the emos makes it even more hilarious😆😆...the 12 saal baadhorror show..omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BT rocks👍🏼😆 Edited by kaveri - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
He He He He...😃 😃 😃 😃..Shamil...Hilarious...🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Loved the CID Mansukhani, Dimple Darshan, Agony Aunti ...Too funny...🤣🤣🤣 🤣

I want to subscribe Bakwas TImes for  life time.😉..Please do the needful...😆 😆
Posted: 12 years ago
Shamil, you will be elated to know that there are a lot of South Indians on this forum. Main bhi ek hoon. 😊
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: shamil

haha I thought u may be a south Indian; am frm kerala  and had a class mate named Vasanthi😆


Well i from the South...Karnataka!!