KISSA-Tax Deduction at Source Ka! 1 Crore=72 Lacs! - Page 2

KOI TWEET KARO YAAR YEH JUHI KO😆😆😆😆😆
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IAMJUHIPARMAR is her ID

i dun have twitter:'(😭
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🤣 BB khatam par Cruiser ji aap ka pyaar Juhi ke liye abhi barkarar hai.👏👏👏 

 

Pls gv us some more hilarious posts b4 dis forum gets locked, so dat we'll hv some sweet memories in d last few days on dis rocking forum.😆

At par for the course-as usual Cruiser!!
I DO think Sachin Shroff  would benefit from your deep & 'intimate' knowledge of Juhi's proclivities!
Help the hen pecked,please!

Would you please lend us your sharp insights at the SI forum too?
We are in dire need of Cruiserisms out there on the so called "isolated island"!!

AND

KEEP WRITING & DELIGHTING!!

Originally posted by: blue-ice

28 lakh tax mein cut gaye...ha ha ha ha😈

 

per ye juhi hai kaun...aur isko ek crore kyon mile??😕

 

Awesome post once again Cruiserji...IF wale Juhi ko bhale he bhool jayen...per aapko hamesha yaad rakhenge👍🏼

if you ask me, honestly, i think juhi should be in every BB season. you can never expect another one who will attract half as muct attention as she does...even if it is with scorn and dislike!😛
Edited by cruiser51 - 12 years ago

awesome post cruiser g!!Love u Bro Love u

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

awesome post cruiser g!!Love u Bro Love u

BUt Y Like Juhi so Much!😕

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😆 looks like cruiser ji sings this song for Juhi daily 😆
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYA_P7ZHcw[/YOUTUBE]

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Originally posted by: -avni.137-

😆 looks like cruiser ji sings this song for Juhi daily 😆
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYA_P7ZHcw[/YOUTUBE]

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har kisi ko yehi song q!!!!😆

Originally posted by: -avni.137-

😆 looks like cruiser ji sings this song for Juhi daily 😆
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYA_P7ZHcw[/YOUTUBE]

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haha---very cute!!!😛

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

har kisi ko yehi song q!!!!😆

issliye kyuki iss song ka bahut gehra matlab hai 😆
"I Hate U Like I Love U" 😛
kabhi gaur karna:
kai baar aisa hota hai ke hum jis insaan ko napasand karti hai uske baare mein zyada zikr karte hai, naa ki uss insaan ke baare mein jisse hum pasand karte hai 😛 😆
ab cruiser ji ko hi le lo...hume aaj tak theek se nahi pata ke BB5 mein unka favorite kaun tha/thi, par hume ye pata hai ke wo Juhi ko napasand karte hai 😆...kyuki unki 80% threads Juhi ke baare mein thi...
that's why ye gaana suits his situation 🤣
@ cruiser : m i right? 😆
Edited by -avni.137- - 12 years ago

Originally posted by: cruiser51

JUHI(her fingers fiddling Sachin's Hair): Mela paala Chachhinn. How much I missed you baby!

SACHIN: Sach Juhu? Maine bhi bahut miss kiya tumko--

JUHI (that stupid kiddish voice): Chhacchi Chachhinn?? 😳

SACHIN (feeble smile): Mucchhi Juhu! 😊

JUHI: ummm. Kitna paala hai mela baby!

SACHIN: Accha Juhu, EK baat batao. Ye jo 72 laakh rupaye mile hain---

JUHI (Rotten expressions,one eye gets closed): 72 laakh? Dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai tumhara? 1 Crore bolo. Kaccha khaa jaungi agar ek Rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki toh! Gurrr! 😡

SACHIN (Ghighiyaate hue):😕 Arey yaar, tum baat ko toh samjho Juhu---

JUHI (Maa Kaali's Rodra Roop): 😡Kya samjhoon baat ko? 1 Crore aur 72 laakh mein poore 28 laakh ka fark hota hai My Dear! 😡Theek hai, Government School mein padhi hoon, Math mein hamesha 35-40 number aate thhe, magar Mandh Buddhi naheen hoon main. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡


SACHIN (resembling A.K. Hangal now):😭 Arey yaar Juhu Income Tax Department naam ki bhi cheez hai naa koi? 28 Lakh humaara Tax Deduction at Source hai jaan. 72 Lakh Credit hue hain Bank account mein. 😭

JUHI (Evil Voice): Ye kya baat hui? Income Tax waalon ne bitaaye 3 maheene us narak mein? Maine bitaaye my dear, maine! 28 lakh kyun lenge wo log?

SACHIN(raises hands in helplessness): Yehi system hai Juhu jaan. Sarkar kehti hai aapki kamaai mein se jo tax wo kaat lete hain, usi se roads, health care, education, agriculture par subsidies dete hain---

JUHI(Haath nacha nacha ke): Aa-haha-haha-haha? My dear sadak gaddhon se bhari hui hain, Hospital mein accha bhala aadmi mar jaata hai, Bacche dhabon-factoriyon mein kaam kar rahe hain, Kisaan khud-kushi kar rahe hain. Kis baat ka tax? Chor hain sab. Gurrr

SACHIN (Frustrated): 😭Yaar maine naheen banaaya ye system. Jo hai, so hai.

JUHI (Sounds unconvinced): Haan. Tum kya kar sakte ho😲. Magar yaad rakhna main check karoongi doosre TV actors se. Agar tumne ek rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki naa bacchhoo, toh kaccha chaba jaungi tumko---gurrr. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡

SACHIN: 😕Theek hai yaar, chaba jaana!

Sachin hugs Juhi,feels her tummy and in excitement starts jumping up and down.

SACHIN (Sounding like an excited kid): 😆Wow, Juhi wow. What a start this new year has brought! 72 laakh Prize bhi mil gaya aur I think-I think😉---Tum Maa banne waali ho! Wow!😛 I am so happy. Juhu-Juhu-Juhu. Meri pyaari Juhu. I love you, I love you! 😛

JUHI (Non committal looks, feels her tummy): Ufff, tum bhi naa! 😡Gas hai sirf!

SACHIN (Crestfallen looks): 🤔Gas Juhu?

JUHI (Constipated expressions, points to Almirah): Haan Gas. BUDDHU-RAAM! 😈 Jaldi se Kaale Khatte Chooran waala dabba pakdao tum. Faltoo ki baatein jitni marzi karwa lo, Mr. Sachin Shroff se. Gurrr--😡..Chooran do jaldi

SACHIN (bolts to Almirah): Ye lo Juhu

Juhi gulps down a large table spoon-ful, washes it down with a glass of water, smirks a bit, widens her eyes really big, shifts her thighs a bit and rips out a massive one: POOOUUUOOONNN!



JUHI (Smile of relief): 😊Aaah! Ab jaan mein jaan aayi. Pregnant! Hunhhh! Mand Buddhi Sachin!
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🤣 🤣 masterpiece!!!😆