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JUHI(her fingers fiddling Sachin's Hair): Mela paala Chachhinn. How much I missed you baby!
SACHIN: Sach Juhu? Maine bhi bahut miss kiya tumko--
JUHI (that stupid kiddish voice): Chhacchi Chachhinn?? 😳
SACHIN (feeble smile): Mucchhi Juhu! 😊
JUHI: ummm. Kitna paala hai mela baby!
SACHIN: Accha Juhu, EK baat batao. Ye jo 72 laakh rupaye mile hain---
JUHI (Rotten expressions,one eye gets closed): 72 laakh? Dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai tumhara? 1 Crore bolo. Kaccha khaa jaungi agar ek Rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki toh! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN (Ghighiyaate hue):😕 Arey yaar, tum baat ko toh samjho Juhu---
JUHI (Maa Kaali's Rodra Roop): 😡Kya samjhoon baat ko? 1 Crore aur 72 laakh mein poore 28 laakh ka fark hota hai My Dear! 😡Theek hai, Government School mein padhi hoon, Math mein hamesha 35-40 number aate thhe, magar Mandh Buddhi naheen hoon main. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN (resembling A.K. Hangal now):😭 Arey yaar Juhu Income Tax Department naam ki bhi cheez hai naa koi? 28 Lakh humaara Tax Deduction at Source hai jaan. 72 Lakh Credit hue hain Bank account mein. 😭
JUHI (Evil Voice): Ye kya baat hui? Income Tax waalon ne bitaaye 3 maheene us narak mein? Maine bitaaye my dear, maine! 28 lakh kyun lenge wo log?
SACHIN(raises hands in helplessness): Yehi system hai Juhu jaan. Sarkar kehti hai aapki kamaai mein se jo tax wo kaat lete hain, usi se roads, health care, education, agriculture par subsidies dete hain---
JUHI(Haath nacha nacha ke): Aa-haha-haha-haha? My dear sadak gaddhon se bhari hui hain, Hospital mein accha bhala aadmi mar jaata hai, Bacche dhabon-factoriyon mein kaam kar rahe hain, Kisaan khud-kushi kar rahe hain. Kis baat ka tax? Chor hain sab. Gurrr
SACHIN (Frustrated): 😭Yaar maine naheen banaaya ye system. Jo hai, so hai.
JUHI (Sounds unconvinced): Haan. Tum kya kar sakte ho😲. Magar yaad rakhna main check karoongi doosre TV actors se. Agar tumne ek rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki naa bacchhoo, toh kaccha chaba jaungi tumko---gurrr. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN: 😕Theek hai yaar, chaba jaana!
Sachin hugs Juhi,feels her tummy and in excitement starts jumping up and down.
SACHIN (Sounding like an excited kid): 😆Wow, Juhi wow. What a start this new year has brought! 72 laakh Prize bhi mil gaya aur I think-I think😉---Tum Maa banne waali ho! Wow!😛 I am so happy. Juhu-Juhu-Juhu. Meri pyaari Juhu. I love you, I love you! 😛
JUHI (Non committal looks, feels her tummy): Ufff, tum bhi naa! 😡Gas hai sirf!
SACHIN (Crestfallen looks): 🤔Gas Juhu?
JUHI (Constipated expressions, points to Almirah): Haan Gas. BUDDHU-RAAM! 😈 Jaldi se Kaale Khatte Chooran waala dabba pakdao tum. Faltoo ki baatein jitni marzi karwa lo, Mr. Sachin Shroff se. Gurrr--😡..Chooran do jaldi
SACHIN (bolts to Almirah): Ye lo Juhu
Juhi gulps down a large table spoon-ful, washes it down with a glass of water, smirks a bit, widens her eyes really big, shifts her thighs a bit and rips out a massive one: POOOUUUOOONNN!
JUHI (Smile of relief): 😊Aaah! Ab jaan mein jaan aayi. Pregnant! Hunhhh! Mand Buddhi Sachin!
SACHIN: Sach Juhu? Maine bhi bahut miss kiya tumko--
JUHI (that stupid kiddish voice): Chhacchi Chachhinn?? 😳
SACHIN (feeble smile): Mucchhi Juhu! 😊
JUHI: ummm. Kitna paala hai mela baby!
SACHIN: Accha Juhu, EK baat batao. Ye jo 72 laakh rupaye mile hain---
JUHI (Rotten expressions,one eye gets closed): 72 laakh? Dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai tumhara? 1 Crore bolo. Kaccha khaa jaungi agar ek Rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki toh! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN (Ghighiyaate hue):😕 Arey yaar, tum baat ko toh samjho Juhu---
JUHI (Maa Kaali's Rodra Roop): 😡Kya samjhoon baat ko? 1 Crore aur 72 laakh mein poore 28 laakh ka fark hota hai My Dear! 😡Theek hai, Government School mein padhi hoon, Math mein hamesha 35-40 number aate thhe, magar Mandh Buddhi naheen hoon main. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN (resembling A.K. Hangal now):😭 Arey yaar Juhu Income Tax Department naam ki bhi cheez hai naa koi? 28 Lakh humaara Tax Deduction at Source hai jaan. 72 Lakh Credit hue hain Bank account mein. 😭
JUHI (Evil Voice): Ye kya baat hui? Income Tax waalon ne bitaaye 3 maheene us narak mein? Maine bitaaye my dear, maine! 28 lakh kyun lenge wo log?
SACHIN(raises hands in helplessness): Yehi system hai Juhu jaan. Sarkar kehti hai aapki kamaai mein se jo tax wo kaat lete hain, usi se roads, health care, education, agriculture par subsidies dete hain---
JUHI(Haath nacha nacha ke): Aa-haha-haha-haha? My dear sadak gaddhon se bhari hui hain, Hospital mein accha bhala aadmi mar jaata hai, Bacche dhabon-factoriyon mein kaam kar rahe hain, Kisaan khud-kushi kar rahe hain. Kis baat ka tax? Chor hain sab. Gurrr
SACHIN (Frustrated): 😭Yaar maine naheen banaaya ye system. Jo hai, so hai.
JUHI (Sounds unconvinced): Haan. Tum kya kar sakte ho😲. Magar yaad rakhna main check karoongi doosre TV actors se. Agar tumne ek rupaye ki bhi hera-pheri ki naa bacchhoo, toh kaccha chaba jaungi tumko---gurrr. Gurrr! Gurrr! 😡
SACHIN: 😕Theek hai yaar, chaba jaana!
Sachin hugs Juhi,feels her tummy and in excitement starts jumping up and down.
SACHIN (Sounding like an excited kid): 😆Wow, Juhi wow. What a start this new year has brought! 72 laakh Prize bhi mil gaya aur I think-I think😉---Tum Maa banne waali ho! Wow!😛 I am so happy. Juhu-Juhu-Juhu. Meri pyaari Juhu. I love you, I love you! 😛
JUHI (Non committal looks, feels her tummy): Ufff, tum bhi naa! 😡Gas hai sirf!
SACHIN (Crestfallen looks): 🤔Gas Juhu?
JUHI (Constipated expressions, points to Almirah): Haan Gas. BUDDHU-RAAM! 😈 Jaldi se Kaale Khatte Chooran waala dabba pakdao tum. Faltoo ki baatein jitni marzi karwa lo, Mr. Sachin Shroff se. Gurrr--😡..Chooran do jaldi
SACHIN (bolts to Almirah): Ye lo Juhu
Juhi gulps down a large table spoon-ful, washes it down with a glass of water, smirks a bit, widens her eyes really big, shifts her thighs a bit and rips out a massive one: POOOUUUOOONNN!
JUHI (Smile of relief): 😊Aaah! Ab jaan mein jaan aayi. Pregnant! Hunhhh! Mand Buddhi Sachin!
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