Questions with no Answer
Even the legendary question on "What was made First? Chicken or Egg?" seems to be answered at last!!! As that dude says in Michael Madhana Kamaraja (Don't ask me what), "Technology has improved so much no?". But, even now I have quite a few questions for which I couldn't come up with answers. Some of them are:
Why every other taxi/flight is on time except the one I am
waiting for?
Well, the Murphy's Law states that this is bound to happen. But, that isn't an answer,
right?
Why don't I lose some weight in spite of all my efforts?
Why does this happen to me? Why me, of all the people?
'This' includes anything and everything that makes me uncomfortable.
How come the Principal or Headmaster(nada) is always moronic? Or, how come retards become Headmaster and Principals?
How come all the politicians are jokers?
How come most of the "swami"es and "thanthri"es(hehe) get caught for wrong doing?
No matter how much I earn, why is it never sufficient?
Why do Afridi, Jayasurya, Shoiab Malik and Chanderpaul always play well against India only?
Why the heck would any sane producer want Himesh Reshammiya or Anu Malik sing for his movie?
What the hell am I doing in this world?
Why do I have this strong urge to give the dude-who-thinks-he-is-the-smartest-ass-to-grace-the-world lecturing me a nice hot slap?
Why do I never do it?
Why is Michael Jackson weird and popular?
Let me frame the question correct. Why is Michael Jackson the weirdest and the
most popular?
How is that Chemistry ma'am at my school able to speak so very much about nothing?
Why do I hate computers?
I really don't know.
Why didn't I continue with Commerce and do some keeda in it?
Again, I really don't know.
Why am I attacked by dogs all the time?
Are dogs the secret agents of aliens?
I have always had this doubt.
Why am I so dumb?
You have no idea how much I wish I knew the answer for this.
Why do people smoke? And, why do people spit at random places?
Why do some dudes wear jeans that slid down and hang around their knees? Yuck.
Whenever I meet/talk to a friend, why do I invariably end up
being questioned "Now tell me, when are you gonna get a girl?".
Come on guys, give me a break.
What on earth made those girls I saw in the bus today colour their hair pink and purple?
Mmm… When did I wash my jeans for the last time?
There are a lot more…
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