BIG-BOSS KI PAATHSHAALA :UNDEKHA,UNCENSORED ACTION

NOTE: If you read the lines carefully, you would agree except for some stuff to spice up Big Boss's character, almost everything that you read here, has been said or done by these contestants only, at one point of time or other...and some of the unsaid things, they are extremely capable of saying in view of their past behaviour and utterances!

It is in that context one should read and enjoy this fun post!😛

BIG BOSS KI PAATHSHAALA (UN-DEKHA, UNCENSORED ACTION)

December 28, 2011, 10.45 A.M.

BIG BOSS: Aaj ki Paathshaala mein, Big Boss chaahte hain, ki sabhi Vidyaarthi ek-ek kavita sunaayein! Sunny, aap sabse chhoti skirt pehan lein, Mahek, aap knee level tak aur Juhi Ji, aap khud ko razaayee, Bori, Ya Khaddar ki saari mein bhali bhaanti dhank lein!

JUHI (Protests): Big Boss, ye kya baat hui? Mujhe bhi skirt pehen-ne deejiye please.😕

BIG BOSS: Juhi! Aapka role Principal ka hai.Kripaya Bori, Razaayee ya Saari mein khud ko acchi tarah lappet lein. Big Boss sirf Sunny aur Mahek ko skirt mein dekhna chaahte hain.😳

JUHI (Constipated expression, sheds 6 false tears): Big Boss, aise toh saari footage inko milegi. Mera toh boring role hua naa? Kaun vote dega mujhe boring Principal ke roop mein dekh kar?

BIG BOSS: Juhi! Aapki image ek Serial ki Bahoo ke roop mein hai. Agar aap skirt pehnengi, toh jo aapke fans hain, woh bhi aapki bey-dhangi-beydaul figure dekh kar, Sunny aur Mahek ko apne votes de denge. Aur Big Boss khud, aapko skirt mein dekh kar apna mood kharaab naheen karna chaahte. Kya aap ab bhi skirt pehan-na chaahti hain?⭐️

JUHI (quickly figures out all pros and cons): Naheen Big Boss. Mera Pati hai, Saas-Sasur hain, mujhe sabko jawaab dena hai kal ko. 1 Crore ke liye Imaan naheen bechungi kabhi. Main Saari hi pehnoongi Big boss!

 

December 28, 2011, 14.15 P.M.

All are in school dress, except Juhi who is wrapped in a Khaaki Khaddar Saari! Sunny is in micro mini skirt and drooling Big Boss whispers in cameraman's ear to take 20-30 close in zoom shots and instructs editing team to show 2-3 on show and send the rest to him in a Blue-ray Disc for his private viewing pleasure!

Mahek is in knee length skirt and is behaving like a paglee ladki with her non stop,"Yippee, Yippee----Ye! Ye! Ye Big Boss, Ye, Ye, Ye, Ye!"

In school boy dress and with a muffed up hair weave, Sky resembles a badly starved and famished Shaitan Saamri of Ramsay Brothers movie like "Puraana Mandir".

Amar in school dress is all ears for Big Boss's instructions. He wants to do the best.

Kid Sid, looks like an earnest student of a Government all boys school!

Juhi is staring at Sid with her piercing, hatredful gaze and mutters under her breath,"Dedh Shaana."

SID: Juhi ji, aapne mujhse kucch kaha?

JUHI (constipated looks, evil laugh): Acche lag rahe ho is dress mein!

SID: Thank you Juhi ji. So sweet of you.

JUHI (barely audible): "Hunhh. Mand Buddhi".🤢

 

BIG BOSS: Siddharth!

SID: Ji Big Boss!

BIG BOSS: Sabse Pehle aap sunaayein kavita---

SID: mmm-----------Big Boss Kavita toh yaad naheen hai, Ek tele-serial ki jingle yaad hai. If you permit, main woh suna doon?

BIG BOSS: Theek Hai Siddarth. Sunaiye

SID (Clears his throat and):

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9RVgTX55vo[/YOUTUBE]

Jungle Jungle baat chali hai, pata chala hai
Jungle Jungle baat chali hai, pata chala hai
Arre chaddi pahen ke phool khila hai phool khila hai
Arre chaddi pahen ke phool khila hai phool khila hai

Jungle Jungle pata chala hai
chaddi pahen ke phool khila hai
Jungle Jungle pata chala hai
chaddi pahen ke phool khila hai

SKY (muttering something under his breath): @@#$%^&*()!@#$%^

SID (Stops in the middle, startled): Ky bol raha hai Sky?

SKY (evil laughter): Kucchh naheen beta. Tu baahar nikal. Chaddi utaar ke chappal se maaroonga, PRESS KE SAAMNE!😡

SID (comes within kissing distance): Himmat hai toh maar ke dikha. Yaheen pe maar ke dikha na?😡

SKY: Yahaan pe kyun maaroonga? Tu baahar nikal😡

SID (Shrieks in a fata hua baans voice): Abey ja-ja.Phaad ke rakh doonga be tujhe Sky..😡

SKY (Looks of amazement): Kya? Kya?😲

SID (Shrieking): Phaad ke rakh doonga tujhe Sky--😡

SKY: Abey jaa Takloo--🤢

SID (Laughs): ho-Ho-Ho-Ho! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bol kaun raha hai, jisne khud hair weaving karwa rakhi hai. Ho, ho, ha, ha!😆

BIG BOSS: Sky! Big Boss ko aapka vyavahaar, bilkul bhi pasand naheen aaya hai aaj. Aap Siddharth se maafi maangiye. Aur Siddhartha, apne kahe hue galat shabdon ke liye, aap bhi Sky se maafi maangiye.

SID (immediately): Sorry Big Boss. Sorry Sky.😳

SKY: O hello Big Boss!---.Meri ismein galti kya hai? Ye aadmi khandaan pe jaata hai, chhod doonga kya main isko? Wo toh main show ka lihaaz kar raha hoon, isliye yahaan pe naheen maar raha isko, warna yaheen pe Chaddi utaar ke chappal se---😡

SID: Oye Sky. Hello. Phaad ke rakh doonga yaheen pe!😡

JUHI (gurrate hue): Sky! Main toh kehti hoon show chhod ke chale jao. Baar baar insult kar rahe hain Big Boss tumhaari.

Main hoti toh 5 minute mein bag pack kar ke nikal jaati! Self respect sabse badi cheez hai Sky'.(comes up with a few tears and)---Sach, agar tum gaye Sky, toh dil toot jaayega mera, magar'..(sob--Sob-sob), Rokungi naheen tumhein Bhaiyya. Bilkul naheen rokungi---..(and starts crying like a famished Jackal-----huaaah-----huaaah---huaaah-----huaaah)!

BIG BOSS: Sky! Aksar dekha gaya hai ki doosre aapko behka dete hain aur aap unki baton mein aakar, galat nirnay le lete hain----.Big Boss aapko salaah dena chaahte hain, ki aise logon se door rahein----

JUHI (fuss-fuss whisper): Sky, main hamesha kehti thhi na Amar se door raho? Ye dhokhebaaz insaan hai. Dekha? Big Boss ne bhi samjha diya aakhir tumko!😲

SKY (Convinced): Chinta mat karo Juhi Ji. Is Amar ki toh main aisi waatt lagaunga ki game show toh kya, zindagi mein Ludo ka game naheen khelega ye apne bacchon ke saath. Bahut smart samajhta hai khud ko----LOSER. LOSER! LOSER!😡

Edited by cruiser51 - 12 years ago

1st 2 comment...gna read it later..m sure itz funny like the othrz😃

u rock

🤣reading it though feeling very sleepy!!! Edited by shahzur2010 - 12 years ago

juhi🤣🤣 🤣and her razaiii⭐️ Edited by alexstar - 12 years ago

nice topic cruiser ji , yesteray i loved my Amar much  as student and even teacher . he looked really so cute...

Originally posted by: --P.K.LeLe--

nice topic cruiser ji , yesteray i loved my Amar much as student and even teacher . he looked really so cute...

Thats right he did look gud as a teacher😊

🤣🤣All are in school dress, except Juhi who is wrapped in a Khaaki Khaddar Saari! Sunny is in micro mini skirt and drooling Big Boss whispers cameraman to take 20-30 close in zoom shots and instructs editing team to show 2-3 on show and send the rest to him in a Blue-ray Disc for his private viewing pleaure!

Originally posted by: harpkaur

1st 2 comment...gna read it later..m sure itz funny like the othrz😃

u rock

Oye padh ke tussi do shabad likkh dende maaliko!😭

Originally posted by: shahzur2010

🤣reading it though feeling very sleepy!!!

aur Juhi Ji, aap khud ko razaayee, Bori, Ya Khaddar ki saari mein bhali bhaanti dhank lein!

🤣BIG BOSS: Juhi! Aapka role Principal ka hai.Kripaya Bori, Razaayee ya Saari mein khud ko acchi tarah lappet lein.🤣

big boss should let juhi wear skirt when she goes to bed !!!😆

Sid's poem was superb!!!!😆

meri tummy mein dard hogaya hay since i am reading it , it was superb!!!

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love you❤️ !!!xxx🤣🤣🤣

love you shahzur ji...feels nice to imagine you laughing!👏😛