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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: kizley
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kaash ke ye post JUHI dekh le

Kash...

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: cruiser51

Special Program on Aastha Channel. (Script ready, to be
shot aund aired soon in future)
BABA RAMDEV: Pyaare Bhaiyo aur Behno. Aaj hum sab milkar,
Pranayaam karenge aur saare desh waasio ke sang, pehle se jyaada swasth aur
Hrusht-Pusht banenge'''ek baar zor se saans andar leeziye aur AUM'..bolke saans
chhod deejiye''(Sitting in Padmasana, vigorously moving his both knees)---ek
baar movement mein le aayiye dono paironko'Shaabaash!!!
BABA RAMDEV (Continues):
Ye Sarkar videshon mein chhupaeye gaye Kaale dhan ke mudde par aur
kaalabaazari ke maamle mein ek dum khamosh hai'aap sab jaante hi hain. Aaj
Television ke madhyam se, main aap sabko aashwast karna chaahta hoon ki Baba
Ramdev Bhrastaachaar ke khilaaf ye yuddh, aakhri saans tak ladega'..humaare
kucch Virodhi, humaare bare mein afvaah failaate hain ki Baba Ram Dev Camere ka
deewana hain, Camere ko aankh maarta hai''Bhaiyo aur Behno, Baba Ramdev ki
aankh hi aisi hai. Camere ka isse koi lena dena naheen hai.

BABA RAM DEV (To Continue): Aaj humaare saath humaare
manch par, ek shakshiyat aisi hain, jinhein Camere se koi parhez naheen hai,
dar-asal Camere se ye utna hi pyaar karti hain jitna Shahad se Makkhi. Haal hi
main inhein aapne bahu-charchit programme BIG BOSS mein dekha hai'naam hai,
BEHAN-JUHI PARMAR'..aayiye Juhi Behan ji
JUHI PARMAR (CONSTIPATED EXPRESSIONS IN PLACE): Pranaam
Baba ji. Is samman ke liye bahut bahut dhanyawaad'.
BABA RAMDEV: Arey Juhi Behen, ye toh humaara param
saubhagya hai'..(mutters inside his mind---Mahek Chahal toh Dusht nikli, aane
se mana kar diya. Aapko toh mazboori mein bulaaya gaya hai'.)
BABA RAMDEV: Behen Juhi, Yog ke bare mein aapke kya
vichar hain'.Yog'.jise angrechi vichardhara waale YOGA kehte hain'.
JUHI (ROTTEN EXPRESSIONS & AK-47 BURST DELIVERY):
Swami Ji main ye toh naheen kahoongi ki main Yoga, sorry Yog, sorry, sorry
naheen, Kshama keejiye Yog mein bahut paarangat hoon, magar main niymit roop se
Yog karti zaroor hoon. I mean, halke fluke Yog vyayaam
BABA RAMDEV (winks at Juhi): Sundar ati sundar'.(Sees
Juhi blushing and')''naheen Behen aap nahen, aapke vichar'..(Juhi's rotten
expressions promptly return)
BABA RAMDEV: Aap sab jaante hain, Pranayaam ke karyakram
ke dauraan, hum aapki swasthya samasyaon ke bhi nidaan karte hain'..ye patra
aaya hai Bihar ke Motihari jile se Behan Angoori Devi ka, jo picchle 10 saal se
Gas, Kabz aur acidity se peedit hain''
JUHI PARMAR: Baba, agar aap anumati dein toh main Angoori
Devi ji ko kucch sujhaav doon?
BABA RAMDEV (a bit stunned): Aap Juhi Behen??
JUHI PARMAR: Aaan, Angoori Devi ji, main khud kayi barson
se badhazmi aur gas ki samasya se pareshaan hoon. Aap agar Big Boss show dekhti
hain,toh aapne dekha hi hoga ki main poora din khaati rehti thhi. Main real
life mein bhi aisi hi hoon, poora din khaati hoon. Swaabhaavik si baat hai ki
koi bhi agar poora din tala hua, masaledaar khaana khaata rahega toh jo aapki
samasyaaien hain, wo kisi ko bhi hongi. Mujhe bhi hain.
JUHI (Rotten Expression & Rapisfire delivery
continues): Ab Angoori ji, ya toh koi khaane peen eke niyam banaa le'niyam se
thoda khaaye, khoob paani piye, shudh vichaar rakhe, kam bole, jaldi so jaaye,
jaldi uthe, vyayam kare'''''''magar ye sab ki kya zaroorat hai agar upaay Yog
mein chhupe hon'..
BABA RAMDEV (excitedly): Kya khoob baat kahi hai Behen
Juhi ne'..
JUHI (Angrily): Ek minute Baba'Main bol rahi hoon na?
Pehle mujhe apni baat poori kar lene dijiye..please
As if stung by a Cobra, Baba recoils in horror and folds
into himself.
JUHI PARMAR:
Angoori Devi ji, main apne saath, Big Boss program ki hi kucchh apni
tasveere laayi hoon. Kripaya dhyaan se dekhiye aur samajh leejiye ki kaise
Bhayankar Gas aur kabz ki shikaayat hone ka baavjood, aap maze se apna jeevan
jee bhi sakti hain aur kaise safalta se doosron ki naak mein dam bhi kar sakti
hai.
Dekhiye Angoori ji, ye meri pehli tasveer hai, jismein
main SHAV-ASAN, ya Dead body type aasan ka thoda sa modification kar rahi hoon.
Meri tarah, aap bhi kam se kam 12 ghante, razai taan ke lete rahiye. Is aasan
ka labh ye hai, ki doosre aapse baat karenge aur aap:

Lete hue buzurg
lagenge. Aap jaante hain humaare samaaj mein buzurgon ki baat ko jyaada
gaur se suna jaata hai. 12 ghante aap chain se ghar ke doosre sadasyon ke
khilaaf saazish kar sakte hain aur aapko koi kaam karne ki zaroorat naheen'
Jitne baar vaayu ka
dabaav bane, aap abhyaas karein ki aap bina koi dhamaaka kiye, apni vaayu
ko fusss karke vaatavaran mein visarjit kar dein'.
Dhyaan rahe ki jab koi
aas paas baitha hoh, toh naa toh apna kambal-razai hataayein, naa baahar
niklein. Agar aapne Gobhi ke paraanthe khaaye hain, toh saamne waale ka
sir bhinna sakta hai aur who chakkar khaa ke gir sakta hai'.

BABA RAMDEV (Alarmed): Arey Juhi Behen, ye aap kya'.??


JUHI PARMAR (Annoyed): Aap apni poori baat rakhiye Baba,
magar mujhe bulaya hai, toh apni baat poori kiye bagair, main naheen jaungi'.
JUHI (Continues): Haan toh Angoori Devi Ji. Doosra ati
uttam aasan hai Utaan-Paad asan. 'Dekhiye Paad shabd par mat jaayiye, aap
google par is aasan ki vistaar se jaankaari le sakti hain. Kisi bhi prakar ke
Vaayu Vikaar aur kabz acidity ke liye Ram Baan ki tarah hai ye asan. Par ho
sakta hai aap merei tarah Moti aur sthool shareer ki maalkin hain. Agar aisa
hai, toh aap meri In pictures ko gaur se dekhe aur Uttan-Paad Asan ka ye mera
modification try keejiye'.

Jab Bhi Aap Baithen, aise tedhe hokar baithiye, (kabhi
theek se mat baithiye warna Zor ka Gas dabaav Pet mein dard paida kar sakta hai'
Hamesha koshsish karein ki Vaayu baahar nishkaashit karte
samay, chehre par koi haav bhaav naheen hona chaahiye, warna saamne waale ko
shaque ho sakta hai. Main maanti hoon ki saalon ke abhyas ke baad bhi, main
khud chehre ke haav bhaav chuppa naheen paati'par meri koshish aur abhyaas
zaari hai'

Baat karte hue, khoob haath hilaayein aur haath hilaate
waqt, Pet ka dabaav niyantrit karein. Ye theek waisa hai jaisa Saanp ko nachate
waqt sapera been hilaata hai'..logon ka dhyaan saanp ki mundi pe hota hai'.waise
hi aapka pet koi naheen dekhega'.

Gaur se dekhiye Angoori ji'.
Seekhiye please'.
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Aur dekhiye'.kaise kaise haath pair hilaake dabaav
banaaya jaa sakta hai'..KABHI BHI, SEEDHE, NORMAL INSAANO KI TARAH MAT BAITHIYE'.Ya
letiye ya aise baithiye jaise main in tasweeron mein hoon'.
<img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/yj6h3.jpg" alt="" />
Jaise hi vaayu ko safalta poorvak nishkaashit karne mein
aap safal ho jaayein, aap ek meethi, raahat bhari muskaan fenk sakti hain'
JUHI (Continues with her rotten expressions): Kucch
saavdhaaniyaan atyant zaroori hain. Jaise:
Mooli ke paranthe
Bhopal Gas kaand kar sakte hain aur aapke parivar ke sadasya ya Mitra mar
bhi sakte hain. Jahaan tak ho sake, agar Mooli ke paranthe khaaye hon, toh
razayi ya Kambal ke andar hi rahiye. Baahar nikalna doosron ke swasthya
aur aapki izzat ke liye khatarnaak
ho sakta hai.
Ho sakta hai shuru
shuru main abhyaas ki kami ki wazah se aapse dhamaake bhi ho jaayen.
Niraash na hon.Agar Vaayu nishkasan ke dauraan aawaaz aa bhi jaaye to aisi
hi 3-4 aawaazein apne munh se nikaalein, jaise aap ghar ke kisi bacche ya
kutte-billi ko puchkaar raheen hon. Turant action lein.
Agar aapke ghar ya
Group mein 3-4 ya jyaada sadasya hon, toh bina kisi jhijhak ke, aap jaise
hi vaayu nishkashan karein, kisi bhi aise sadasya ki ore, jo doosri ore
dekh raha ho'GHRINA SE, NAFRAT SE DEKHEIN'.doosre jo aapka chehra
dekhenge, samajhenge asli Gunehgaar wo hai'..Ise aap Secret Donation, YA
GUPT DAAN keh sakti hain!..THEEK AISE HI, JAISE IN PICS MEIN MAINE SUNNY LEONE KO APNA GUPT DAAN DIYA HAI...Humaare Shastron mein bhi GUPT DAAN ko mahaa daan ka darza diya gaya hai...😛

On stage, Baba Ramdev faints.
Not because of Juhi's lecture but because of Bhopal Gas Kaand. Juhi had 6 Mooli
Paranthas in the morning!😭



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really u r so creative. cruiser ji aapki is amulya post se apki juhi ke prati ghrina saaf dikhti hai.
too good.Edited by bb5admirer - 12 years ago

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MahekFTW

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Posted: 12 years ago

omg the hindi just flew over my head :(

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: blue-ice
ROFLing @ Guptdaan🤣🤣...sarcasm at its best...i sometimes read some of ur posts to my hubby...this one too deserves the honor😆...and i am amazed at ur excellent hindi...👏

Shahrukh Khan pic and an ID like Blue Ice...I didn't have an idea you are a Madam maam! Always love your active contribution and must add, not just on my threads, but all over!

Really glad you laughed at some of my posts!😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: alexstar
🤣🤣🤣Gaur se dekhiye Angoori ji'.🤣 That pic is so funny !!!!!!

Thanks Alexstar!

You didn't like my Aao Baccho parody? 😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Shayari
cruiser ji i alrdy decided to nominate u for hasii ki potli award in this forum

Aapki Smiles hi humaara asli award hain devi ji! 😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: avni.137
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Fantastic...pet mein dard ho gaya haste haste...very good work...
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i laughed at your post Avni😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: kizley
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kaash ke ye post JUHI dekh le

mujhe marwaoge kya? 😲 lol...😛

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: bb5admirer

Kash...

😛😊

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Posted: 12 years ago

@cruiser51 Where is this aao baccho parody ?😲

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